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Offline Tinoshi

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Unban Essay( Cheating does NOT NOT NOT PAY)
« on: July 31, 2011, 02:44:32 am »
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I never thought, I did any wrong.
Until an Admin banned me for long.
I discovered to my dismay.
That I and others exploited for pay.

If you wonder of what we did.
I shall explain this evil sin.
There is a way to gain exp and gold.
Doing this act was really not bold.
Although it seemed like a perfect gold mine.
It ended up to be a hefty fine.

I journeyed to the land of DTV
Where my comrades instantly killed me.
I quickly retalliated with my Sword of War.
We ended up killing each other more and more.
I soon realized and exp and gold gain.
I started thinking "THIS IS INSANE"!!!!
To my excitement I enjoyed the grind.
But yes, the guilt was in back of my mind.

I brought dishonor to all of Crpg.
Remorse is not well deserved for me.
Instead of cheating and being dishonorable.
I should have reported and saved myself lots of trouble.
Now I'm here typing an essay of shame.
There is noone else but myself to blame.

All I can do is ask for forgiveness.
Even then will the dishonor be endless.
Heed my warning for those who plan to cheat.
You will face nothing but Defeat.

Not only is this evil act wrong and unfair for other players.
It practically makes me a game slayer.
Those who play honorably and legal.
May not want to draw swords in the presence of a criminal.
I know now that what I have done was evil and demented.
Somehow, someway I hope to be repented.

As a lesson to those who have not yet been defiled to being greedy.
Lead others into the path of integrity.
Exploiting is surely not worth it.
For when the admin comes you might as well forfeit.
I apologize to all of Crpg.
For my crimes, my dishonor, my lack of dignity.

Someday I hope to replenish my honor once again.
Also to wash away this filthy stain.
As I've recited once before.
Cheat on Crpg and you can play no more.
Do not be like I, and end up banned.
Hopefully everyone will understand.

If you ever witness an evil act.
Having integrity is something you shouldn't lack.
It it not cowardess to tell on a criminal.
It would make the cheating kept to a minimal.

So if your path comes to a fork in the road.
All you need to do is stick to the code.
Never choose evil even if it offers temporary riches.
The Good will always overcome it and send it to the ditches.

If my message is not yet clear.
Then your future is something I fear.
To keep this poetry plain and simple.
Do not cheat on Crpg.
Or you'll surely, most definitley.
Be popped like a pimple.



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Re: Unban Essay( Cheating does NOT NOT NOT PAY)
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2011, 08:58:38 am »
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unban this man immediately
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Re: Unban Essay( Cheating does NOT NOT NOT PAY)
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2011, 09:01:42 am »
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I really like how much effort people are starting to put into their unban essays these days. 5/5
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Re: Unban Essay( Cheating does NOT NOT NOT PAY)
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2011, 11:28:40 am »
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Lovely :D
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Yeah, well you know, that's just like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Unban Essay( Cheating does NOT NOT NOT PAY)
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2011, 01:59:59 am »
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Press the unban green button!

that poem was awesome! such effort deserve a 5/5!
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Re: Unban Essay( Cheating does NOT NOT NOT PAY)
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2011, 04:26:15 am »
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I gotta say, these poems for unbanning are the best  :mrgreen:, though it would be nice to see poetry for reasons other than to get unbanned...

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Re: Unban Essay( Cheating does NOT NOT NOT PAY)
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2011, 05:13:01 am »
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Unban Tinoshi, and then ban him again so we can get another epic out of it.
You think you're pretty smart with your dago mustache and your greasy hair.

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Re: Unban Essay( Cheating does NOT NOT NOT PAY)
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2011, 07:34:54 pm »
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BRAVO
Man you got me inspired I had to modify this post to add my own personnal essay, not as good as yours but still i hope you like it.
Btw I don't mean to hurt anyone's feeling, I just want to speak my mind, not to point at anyone.
Enjoy.

There is a land far far away
Where there's no work there's only play

In the men's hearts friendship is dear
From those men's hands treatment is fair
No one respect nor love nor fear
More those who rule than those who bear

Never a friend is rejected
He's forgiven and expected
Sometimes only for peace of all
A little kick for the drunk soul

Why would one write unban essay
If ban was worst than kill away
Why would one need to say sorry
On some forum judged by Angry
If one could do on the server
Only a few minutes later

Mister admin hear my sentence
Read my complain coming from france
Be not encline to ban away
Or you will regret it some day
« Last Edit: August 09, 2011, 02:32:59 pm by Wolves_highglandeur »

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Re: Unban Essay( Cheating does NOT NOT NOT PAY)
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2011, 11:06:00 am »
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nice one highglandeur!

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Re: Unban Essay( Cheating does NOT NOT NOT PAY)
« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2011, 04:44:23 pm »
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What can you grind on DTV THEN IM OFF TO THERE RIGHT NOW!
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Re: Unban Essay( Cheating does NOT NOT NOT PAY)
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2011, 12:47:11 pm »
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+1 unbann him fast!

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Re: Unban Essay( Cheating does NOT NOT NOT PAY)
« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2011, 02:36:23 pm »
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+1 unbann him fast!

Are you running around ressing dead threads because you're bored? He was unbanned ages ago, check the date of his post, although I suppose showing your support for his craftmanship in themed poetry is good.
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Re: Unban Essay( Cheating does NOT NOT NOT PAY)
« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2011, 04:16:58 pm »
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July 30, 2011, 23:44:32 » -.-"

I'm used to see recent topic in first pages ,and old one in last pages. I should take in consideration that other people
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may revive old topic and put them in first page

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Re: Unban Essay( Cheating does NOT NOT NOT PAY)
« Reply #13 on: November 11, 2011, 11:46:02 pm »
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Epic Essay  :)

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Re: Unban Essay( Cheating does NOT NOT NOT PAY)
« Reply #14 on: November 12, 2011, 03:49:50 am »
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Too bad no amount of writing is going to de-asshatify this guy

This is a guy that regularly swings into melee with blatant and flagrant disregard for teammates.  Hes also routinely swings his weapon in spawn, hitting teammates that are foolish enough to walk near him.  Whenever I see this idiot on my team I go the other way.  I highly doubt he wrote any of that essay based off what we've seen from his behavior & chat in-game.  Look at his post history, he can barely manage to put together a sentence and you think he wrote original poetry?
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