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Closed Requests / Ban Merc_Strudog for Rage Poll and fake Ban thread
« on: October 09, 2013, 01:40:21 pm »
BAN REQUEST FORM:
1. Name of your character involved
Gomer, Panos, Mer_Strudog, and I don't know the rest of the clan.
2. Name of offending character(s)
Merc_Strudog
3. Time and server, as accurately as possible
4:10 Pst
4. Written description of what happened, the whole story. Also what happened before and after.
So I have been playing EU all day while I wait for the out come of my UnBan Thread Essay. Had no issues and had a good time. Then Panos and his gang of hoodlums log in and go on a rant about how my Yankee ass needs to be removed. Look at logs and see howmany polls they made against me for no reason. Check there chat it'll make you'r job a walk in the park. ANYWAY I have kept my head down because again I am trying to get unbanned. So last game I played cav was eating us alive so I threw spikes in a main doorway. Later that round I ran over there to hear someone hitting the spike I turned the corner and threw a throwing knife. It turned out to be a friendly and it team killed him. I said sorry but he ban poll'd me instantly after. It didn't pass and admin removed polls after that because of the amount of VrG guys spamming them. That's what happened. Then Panos went on a rant about how whiney yankees needd to be banned and blah blah blah spam spam spam. Then as I go to update my ban thread I see his shit ban thread so I say fuck it I'll post mine with screenies.
5. Why you think the offender did what he did.*
Idk these EU guys were all nice and cool then VrG came in and went on a Anti-Capatilist rant and started poll banning me (they all failed)
6. Multiple Screenshots
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7. Names of players who witnessed what happened.**
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Blueberry Muffin was there and I asked him to kick the guy but he seem'd busy. Also Pimp was there but again didn't reply to my I chat.

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Spam / New Gender option?
« on: October 09, 2013, 09:59:05 am »
We have Male we have Female... Why don't we have Trany? Sexist Pigs need to add it.

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Spam / USA USA USA
« on: October 09, 2013, 09:56:01 am »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhnmUEtMkxQ

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Spam / THIS IS MY RIFLE THIS IS MY GUN THIS IS FOR FIGHTING THIS IS FOR FUN
« on: October 09, 2013, 08:39:27 am »

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Unban Essays / The Enlightenment of a Past Troll: How I can Change My Actions in cRPG
« on: October 09, 2013, 05:52:55 am »
Dear cRPG Community,
 It's time for Gomer to come clean and apologize for his actions. Gomer would like to start by admitting the things bad he has done. If TV has taught me anything it is that the first step in overcoming a problem is admitting you have one and then QQ about it. Now I have more then one so bear with me while I admit mine. I am a ego driven asshole troll that uses my ability to throw well against my team and delay. I often find myself baked out of my mind sitting in the back of a map spamming the 1234 buttons on my numpad to make the FAP sound whilst smoking a bowl. I honestly have over the last generation have done nothing productive to the community aside from killing anyone who tries to stop me from delaying. I will admit %95 of the times I tk'd it was intentional and I was just playing my class of dick troll fap clan troller thrower. I also will admit that my mindset was to hurt rather then help my team. The derogatory and other Anti-Semitic remarks I spam the chat with also most likely contributed to the NA community hatred of me. I honestly am not funny and just a fucking dick. I never had a goal... But I have recently found the light. In cRPG being better then everyone pisses them off more then wasting there time. I have proof with evidence such as this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW9kud6vPE0 after you kill 7 players without being touched people got a lot more angry then when I just fappd in the back. So thus I promise to be a true cRPG player and become a elitist asshole and only be productive to my team and earn valor every round so I can use my elitism to feed my inner need to troll. I guess I'm just trying to say I have found a better outlet to trolling and that is elitism. If I am given another shot I vow that as soon as my generation ends in 2mil exp I will go into Polearm Str crutch and valor whore my way into your hearts and minds. I have know many players of the cRPG for a very long time now and the thousands of hours I have invested in this mod really do motivate me to want to stay with this community. I won't pull a Spook Island or Panos because those players were actually enjoyed and make myself a martyr and just sit here ranting how I was wrongfully accused of anything. I personally will admit what I was recently banned for was bullshit in my opinion but there is a lot of other things I do VERY often that should of landed me here a long time ago and thus this is deserved. I honestly can change. I honestly am not a bad person. I honestly am just a immature young adult who is maturing to man. Allow me to grow with you. Now I do have hope. The time I played before recently I was a serious player who benefited the community and I do believe I can return to that state if you give me a shot.

"I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom." George S. Patton

 This moment is currently my bottom. I am forced to show my humility and remorse for my actions to every player in the community to fight for a sliver of a chance to be allowed back into the ranks of the game. I hope that if you allow me in you will see from this moment on I can only grow as a community member and as a person in general. I realize many of you don't exactly want me here. I relize many of you never liked me. But I hope you can respect the fact I have weather you like it or not been a member of this community for way to long now to be thrown out of it without a chance to show I can change. I won't lie I enjoy trolling and a majority of our community does but it has taken me until this point to realize that a real troll is a troll that gets everyone laughing not only himself (or herself but Kelly is the only female cRPG player and she is to drunk to troll).


In short. I won't break no rules. I will never be a Horse Archer. I will not TK. I am sorry. #FreeGomer


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[To all those who voted Free Gomer please enjoy this]
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EDIT:
-Added Pole and Fixed a few Grammar errors still a lot there though. Wrote this after class little burned out will add more and fix little bit later.
-Also just fixed grammar errors in the Edit section -_- sadly spelling has never been my strongest skill.
-Added more
-Added GIF to fit the mood

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Spam / If cRPG had VOIP
« on: October 09, 2013, 01:58:58 am »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a975ivCIuFY

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Spam / A tribute to the cRPG community and my relationship with it
« on: October 09, 2013, 01:50:24 am »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My2FRPA3Gf8

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Spam / The Story of cRPG. By Gomer!
« on: September 12, 2013, 01:15:11 am »
One upon a time not to long ago. A hero from the place us Americans send aid to feed there children or Europe was playing a shitty game that attracted nerds like shit attracts smelly. As he played it he noticed that Hey if I combine the two things nerds love most I can bait them in to my game and perhaps even make a forum where these nerds will treat me as a god. So he combined the two essential ingredients to nerd nirvana. One grinding, turning mindlessly work into %2 buffs. Two he added the false thought that the game is able to be balanced (witch he still GIGGLES at). Upon combination of these elements and a few sexy seductive lines of code he created cRPG. Soon nerds from around the world smelled the sent of tears rage and trolls thus drew them in like rapist drawl in children. Here is where the story truly takes a bad turn. Chad soon after noticed that people enjoyed the game and there wasn't enough rage to keep these nerds from going flaccid. So he removed all ability to earn exp at a reasonable rate. Soon after he noticed that people enjoyed there class. So he neRFed those. (THEN HE NOTICED GOMER HAD A FLAMING PINK DICK VANNER THAT EVERYONE LOVED SO HE REMOVE THAT.) Then he noticed the more he pissed them off the longer they stayed and the more they played. So he added strat the game were the real ego maniacs can shine. Now that all these nerds were in cardiac arrest the final stroke of his plan was able to be lightly curried across the genitals of the player base. A donate button. Soon after he was able to complete the goal of the mod. Buy a plane ticket to America. The end

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Suggestions Corner / Dear chadz Gomer ideas
« on: September 11, 2013, 05:26:43 am »
Add Drop Kick. Jump Kick and dehorse my old friends.
Add Boobies and Buldge Slider. Enough said.
If added mod will be perfect.

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The Chamber of Tears / REMOVE POLEHAMMER SO I CAN TURN CAPS LOCK OFF
« on: September 11, 2013, 05:18:46 am »
POLEHAMMER BUILDS ARE EXTRODINARILY OVER POWERED, UNREALISTIC, UNFAIR AND GAY. BAN ALL THAT USE THEM. THOUSE CURRENTLY USE THEM REPENT TO GOD TO STAY OUTA HELL THX

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Suggestions Corner / Remove Scoreboard
« on: December 02, 2012, 03:38:38 am »
cRPG is a team game or at least the EXP system makes it one. Remove Scoreboard and watch all the Noobs cry. Plus it'll make the team effort more of the goal rather then personal ranking.

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Suggestions Corner / Gomers Final Suggestion
« on: November 14, 2012, 07:27:09 pm »
Have Polls Auto come up when there is no admin on. Im tired of being on community or some low population server and there is always one Tker or Delayer we can't do shit about.

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Suggestions Corner / Gomers Daily Suggetion Part 2 (What we all want)
« on: November 14, 2012, 07:24:54 pm »
Boob/Buldge Slider.

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Suggestions Corner / Gomers Daily Suggestion Part 1
« on: November 14, 2012, 07:24:19 pm »
CHANGE TEAM DMG TO REFLECTED DMG. It will remove Tking and will remove assholes flaming me for being so good.

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Sell/Trade / Gomer is selling this shit. (+2 Destrier)
« on: November 14, 2012, 07:20:27 pm »
Spirited Destrier


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Type:Horse

Requirement:5 riding

Weight:0

Slots:-



Upkeep:1.642 gold



Speed:43

Body armor:27

Hit points:130

Maneuver:44

Charge:35

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