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Diplomacy / Who is funding Kesh? Here is the answer.

« on: July 14, 2014, 06:22:58 am »

There have been many speculations and theories about who is ACTUALLY funding Kesh and the barbarians. Well, the answer is pretty obvious. Speculations of the UIF funding Kesh, blasphemous. Squids, wrong again. Kesh himself? That must be the logical answer right? Wrong again.

We have all had the sheets pulled over our eyes, oblivious to the truth. Tonight, I draw the line, and reveal the TRUE source of the barbarian armies. It is none other than

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The Valorous Crusaders of Acre.

Now now, before people start sperging shenanigans and other spergy things, I will connect the dots. Tonight, the barbarians attacked Shulus and their army was geared with

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transitional armor, sugarloafs, and other plate armor.

Is this armor familiar to anyone else?

Now here is the reasoning.

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It all started long ago, second in command James hatched a devious plot, to kill king Reinhardt, and usurp the throne. It worked without problem, and the people obeyed the throne. Then the events of strat 4 paired an unlikely combo together, James and Kesh, in the making of a friendship stronger than anyone thought. The FCC ruled and strat 4 came to an end, with James and Kesh hating each other, or so we thought. Now strat 5 is in effect. With flocks of EU's coming to NA because the remaining factions in EU are pussies and grouped up together rather than fight each other, to sit out the remainder of strat jerking each other, but that's a different story. The NA strat is very 'interesting' with factions jumping in to fight the squids in this glorious lemming train called the ASA. But deep in the halls of Sungetche Castle, Kesh and James plotted together. James had a feigned interest in the Kalmar Union out of necessity rather than want, while Kesh was not content sitting in the Steppes. So they concluded that the Kalmar Union must be eliminated, and they would supply the gear. Soon, carts of armor and weapons began pouring into Ichamur, it was one stop shopping. Armies walk in unarmed, and walk out shiney. So now the barbarians are plundering and raping the Kalmar villages and armies. With no end in sight, the NA shitlord factions watch on in horror as James and Kesh, friends once again, will rule strat 5 and dominate the map once again.

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This has been Strat Education 101, class dismissed.

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NA (Official) / ZeKing

« on: April 02, 2014, 06:04:11 am »

1. Name of your character involved: Westgate_of_Acre
2. Name of offending character(s): ZeKing
3. Time and server, as accurately as possible: ~5:00pm PST on NA1
4. Written description of what happened, the whole story. Also what happened before and after.: At the start of the round he started punching me, because of the lack of head armor because of the donkey helms, I started taking damage. I control + M'd him after a couple punches, and he continued punching me until he went from 0/5 reports to 5/5 reports and got kicked. He proceeded to rejoin and said "heh heh" in chat and spawned in the same round he was kicked, which is double spawning, and also against the rules.
5. Why you think the offender did what he did.: Trolling obviously. Just because its April 1st, everyone seems to think it is ok to team wound.
6. Multiple Screenshots: http://imgur.com/a/IuWir
7. Names of players that can witness what happened.: Anyone on the server would have seen the flood of reports and his comment.

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NA (Official) / Ban Request for Chevalier_Onurb

« on: March 30, 2014, 06:36:02 am »

1. Name of your character involved- Westgate_of_Acre (Was Westgate at the time)

2. Name of offending character(s)- Chevalier_Onurb

3. Time and server, as accurately as possible- NA1 Around 7pm PST 3/29/14

4. Written description of what happened, the whole story. Also what happened before and after. I was riding on my horse with my lance and saw a group of enemies with their swords raised in the air with one teammate with them (was Onurb) and I figured I could get a kill on one of them by lancing. One of them pulls out a pike and kills my horse, I pull out my sword to engage the person, and am hit in the back by Onurb for the team kill. He says "lol" "sorry" as 2 different messages, and goes back to raising his sword in the air jumping around with everyone there. He didn't try to kill the person I was going after, which makes me believe he was targeting me (the person with the Klappvisier (I think that is what the helmet the person in the 2nd picture has) is Kolee, which is who I originally went after).

5. Why you think the offender did what he did. Because he was bro-coding with some people on the enemy team and didn't want me to interrupt their circle-jerk.

6. Multiple Screenshots- http://imgur.com/a/dWrBz

7. Names of players that can witness what happened. Kolee_GEFORCE (was the one I was trying to kill, also was one of the people with their sword raised jumping around), Malta_Serbutts (was one of the people with their sword raised), and anyone else who happened to be there at that time (cant remember other names).