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bumpVouched
i'd like to apply for NA adman and need some references, someone vouch for me
bumpVOUCHED
i'd like to apply for NA adman and need some references, someone vouch for me
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i'd like to apply for NA adman and need some references, someone vouch for me
Depends, do you want a vouch from a permabanned ex-badmin?
well I don't want to seem too desperate.. but yes
thanks westwood
and thank you tristan, you are dismissed
where can I officially submit my application ?
who wants ban ??
okay they made me an adman even tho i was just memeing, what were they thinking?can you meme me into an adman too?
who wants ban ??
sparvico
Tell me about Steve Irwin.
I will NEVER forgive you, lord Asherman.heh, that map is actually fun with a lot of people.
pls don't make me change the map to crop circle again :cry:
Wow why the fuck have I never posted here before. Sorry mate.
no worries, mate, she'll be right. just this arvo i was just about to throw another shrimp on the barbie when i realised i was a few stubbies short of a six pack, and i thought crikey! better head down to the bottle-o, so i washed me bushman's handkerchief and hit the frog and toad, forgot to say catch ya to the missus (buckley's chance of getting a bangaroo from the old chook today anyway), and dead set, saw a fine bottle of piss called laguvalin and was just thinkin of my old mate sparv! fair dinkum, cheers for swingin' by ya yobbo, should catch up for a durry and some tucker soon
no worries, mate, she'll be right. just this arvo i was just about to throw another shrimp on the barbie when i realised i was a few stubbies short of a six pack, and i thought crikey! better head down to the bottle-o, so i washed me bushman's handkerchief and hit the frog and toad, forgot to say catch ya to the missus (buckley's chance of getting a bangaroo from the old chook today anyway), and dead set, saw a fine bottle of piss called laguvalin and was just thinkin of my old mate sparv! fair dinkum, cheers for swingin' by ya yobbo, should catch up for a durry and some tucker soon
no worries, mate, she'll be right. just this arvo i was just about to throw another shrimp on the barbie when i realised i was a few stubbies short of a six pack, and i thought crikey! better head down to the bottle-o, so i washed me bushman's handkerchief and hit the frog and toad, forgot to say catch ya to the missus (buckley's chance of getting a bangaroo from the old chook today anyway), and dead set, saw a fine bottle of piss called laguvalin and was just thinkin of my old mate sparv! fair dinkum, cheers for swingin' by ya yobbo, should catch up for a durry and some tucker soon
I was sitting at home playing na1 when rando message on steam
honestly though kadeth how the fuck were you a NA admin you're like the player that's furthest away from north america
die! scum.
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furthest away but always a top scorer, rly makes u think...
i want to visit Quebec and Tasmania
also Tasmania seems like the Dixie of Ozz to me
My parents named their dog Taz after the tasmanian devil because hes a right brat. Adorable af though.
I know so little about Tasmania besides its near aussieland and that it has tasmanian devils.
every living thing there is designed to kill humans
don't you guys get eaten by bears when you go hiking?
The National Park Rangers are advising hikers in Glacier National Park and other Rocky Mountain parks to be alert for bears and take extra precautions to avoid an encounter.
They advise park visitors to wear little bells on their clothes so they make noise when hiking. The bell noise allows bears to hear them coming from a distance and not be startled by a hiker accidentally sneaking up on them. This might cause a bear to charge.
Visitors should also carry a pepper spray can just in case a bear is encountered. Spraying the pepper into the air will irritate the bear's sensitive nose and it will run away.
It is also a good idea to keep an eye out for fresh bear scat so you have an idea if bears are in the area. People should be able to recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear scat.
Black bear droppings are smaller and often contain berries, leaves, and possibly bits of fur. Grizzly bear droppings tend to contain small bells and smell of pepper.
Make sure you carry some bear mace and a shark cage when hiking and you will be ok.
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that's it, NA trip cancelled
we all know the true reason you wont come to NA, you'll have to live with being smoked by me with even ping 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)
"see you in two weeks"
it's been two weeks, has my departure killed the mod?Now we know why your ping was so high- you had 20 clients all running simultaneously, you literally was the na pop.
Now we know why your ping was so high- you had 20 clients all running simultaneously, you literally was the na pop.What an odd animal
I now know where Star Wars got the idea for Ewoks.
What an odd animal
ENOUGH, Jona. You're officially at the top of my "scrubs to destroy in FT7s when i go to america" list.
Noice, your first stop. Too bad I'm retired from crpg so let's settle for something a little more skillful, shall we? Let's say.... ping pong?
I've never been more disgusted by a post. A guy travels the entire way from Australia and you can't take 30 minutes or less to reinstall warband and crpg. Sounds to me like you know you'll lose. Should just challenge him to something entirely American that you know you'll win like a hotdog eating contest (We all know you love putting weiners in your mouth) or who can remain sedentary in your parents' basements the longest.(click to show/hide)
watch this video
https://www.facebook.com/browncardigan/videos/1857691064294526/
and then tell me that ANYONE could defeat me or my countrymen at anything
Kadeth can we make this thread metal thread this thread is getting shitty/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqngrRBIpkw
My murican potato brain might need subtitles for that middle portion there... something about longnecks?
"see you in two weeks"
Can we get cassowary mounts in crpg?
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Cassowary
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassowary
"The inner or second of the three toes is fitted with a long, straight, murderous nail which can sever an arm or eviscerate an abdomen with ease. There are many records of natives being killed by this bird."(click to show/hide)
Valid point. Though in all my years wandering about the forest I've never stumbled on a bear.
Even kangaroos are rare where I live; largest animal I've encountered in the wildy is a 1ft wallaby. People do occasionally get eaten by crocs in the northern parts of the country, but I'd still feel much safer treking around aus than NA tbh.
the best chance you've got is to grab hold of both front legs and spread as hard as you can- if you are lucky you might separate their sternum and be able to escape
...what? I'm guessing they've got some genetic deformity that gives them a weak sternum or something?
Anyways, story time: An old friend of my dad's worked as a mailman (worked in a city where he walked door to door, didn't drive from mailbox to mailbox), and rather stereotypically, two dogs attacked him one day (this was back before leash laws existed). Now, this dude was absolutely ripped and when the first dog jumped at him he grabbed it by the jaws and king konged the mofuckah.
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After the first one dropped dead, the second dog ran away. The end.
rando showed me this beauty a while ago, sums up everything you need to know about this beautiful country
omg some aussies came turkey for galipoli lament,cry week,they are damn hot,make me a aussie gf kadeth
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is this yes ? :D
you are worst turk. you kill my great grand father at gallipoli you are the turk smell. return to league of legends. to our kiwi cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,yuhmaz we will never forgeve you.
kadeth how was that spider still alive with that large parastic worm inside it?
omg your ancestors have decimated my kind in the past but i don't make care lel,our predecessors were bros even when fighting ,they throwed sigarettes and conserves of food to each other,both sides didn't wanted to fight,and secondly it was brits fight actually,they used new zealand and aussies for their own wicked purpose.