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cRPG => Ban/Unban Requests => Unban Essays => Topic started by: Sir Ryden on March 31, 2013, 10:44:52 am

Title: Unban me I guess
Post by: Sir Ryden on March 31, 2013, 10:44:52 am
Dear cRPG scumnerds,

          Prepare to witness the loss of any amount of pride that I actually have, which isn't much at all if any. I am sorry for being a nuisance or w/e you want to call me (any insults/titles/myface will be praised) and I realise that for the better part of my griefing I have been making the game more miserable for other players and I have decided that I will put porth effort to attempt to respect people that I don't know and the community/rules in general.

It is known now that I have been banned numerous times that I would even put the great Huey Newton to shame when it comes to the amount of bans we have comparatively. I do enjoy playing the game even if it provided perpetual anger most of the time, not at players but at myself and/or my internet provider causing me to become  somewhat bipolar on top of my borderline personality, and now I will direct my grief towards something that is tangible such as myself.

I mainly wish to be able to play again because I get bored with most other games very quickly and there are only a few multiplayer games where I can stay attentive to for more than 5 minutes without losing my mind and Warband is definitely the top one.  The other reason being that there aren't very many things that I actually enjoy doing besides gaming but even when it comes to gaming most games usually just make me angry for some odd reason because I usually am bad at most games that don't require just reflexes and coordination, I could say I'm decent at RTS's but the stress that the micromanaging puts on me usually makes me really god damn bipolar. Sorry if this paragraph was redundant but w/e.

I actually don't have a problem with any individual person personally, even the players that most of the community thinks are scumbags I don't personally dislike. So my trolling was just for my own benefit(imagine that)and because it was a good way to pass the time. I'd like to believe that most admins are unbiased for the most part, but it being an online game every admin is going to be biased at some point in time which is why I guess I've gotten away with being a gigantic asshat so many times. I've also put more time in this game than anything else that I've ever played, probably being around 6k or so hours when it's all added up, most of it being consistent playing.

Also, realising how much more fun I have being a useless shitbag on the computer all the time playing with all of you nerds rather than going out with my real life friends makes me want to play the game that much more than I already do, although I do think I needed a break from the game so the ban was for the better most likely. I don't have any hard feelings towards clans either, I don't know why I'm like that but someone besides myself making me legitimately disappointed and aggravated is an incredibly hard goal to achieve and no one on this game has ever been able to do that yet, not even in real life. I guess it was because of how I grew up with me being the person that got insulted but never took it seriously so I just became that kid that people insulted just because I never got angry so that took a significant impact on my self-esteem as I got older and even knowing I'm good at some things I can never seriously say it to anyone without feeling like a douche.

I have said that when said game comes out that I would stop playing Warband completely but I've never been able to live up to it, I'm not addicted to it but like I said it's one of the few things where I can get consistent fun out of for a long period of time, and the longest break besides this one that I've ever taken from it is about a month and a half but a good chunk of that time is me thinking about how much more fun I would have playing Warband than doing whatever it was that I was actually doing at that specific moment in time.

I will try my best to not be so edgy and do things just because people tell me to or however you want to go about saying it, I've always been like that though, doing things just because people told me to because I subconciously wanted their approval or because I didn't really care what happened to myself as a consequence for doing what I did, I guess I act ingame like I do because it's one of the only places that I don't get openly judged for acting like a dumbass. Although I do consistently get shit on in teamspeak or w/e but I know they're always joking even if it gets on my nerves at some point.

I have met a large amount of cool people just through this game that I have much more in common with than most people I meet in real life, and my interests in activities are very limited to games for the most part although I do enjoy other things. I guess like most teenagers I enjoy going out in a secluded place to drink and be dumbasses because it's "fun" I was never convinced that those things made you cool because I don't believe in something making you cool just for it being itself, and people who think that it makes them cool are crazy nerds, and I usually end up regretting going out like that a little bit afterwards, the only times being with my "friends" and always limiting it to once every other month.

So there you have it; my self-depricating life story about how I'm a shitbag and why I enjoy playing this game as much as I do, I tried my best to be as serious as possible without sounding like a complete lying tool so please consider unbanning me.
Title: Re: Unban me I guess
Post by: Ganner on March 31, 2013, 10:48:19 am
Add a poll (1-5 NOT trolly responses) and i'll move this to the essay section.
Title: Re: Unban me I guess
Post by: Lorden on March 31, 2013, 11:12:50 am
+1 would fap to again.
Title: Re: Unban me I guess
Post by: Kaoklai on March 31, 2013, 10:42:17 pm
5/5 UNBAN. 
Title: Re: Unban me I guess
Post by: theawesomenoob on March 31, 2013, 11:07:55 pm
We all know that Ryden is a scumbag, but he is a really good player and deserves another chance. We all love him, i rate this 5/5 on this essay ! :D FREE HIM
Title: Re: Unban me I guess
Post by: ildist on March 31, 2013, 11:13:36 pm
ryden more like ride my dick my old friend
Title: Re: Unban me I guess
Post by: Bronto on April 01, 2013, 12:58:06 am
5/5 twice so 10/10. We got a new team speak Ryden so you'll need that when you come back. Also you may be a shitlord but you are no shitprince!
Title: Re: Unban me I guess
Post by: AshTre on April 01, 2013, 01:54:50 am
Some retard (...Ganner...) spelled "Rate" wrong.

5/5 because I love my Ry-guy
Title: Re: Unban me I guess
Post by: Muki on April 01, 2013, 02:00:21 am
Quote from: AshTre on April 01, 2013, 01:54:50 am
Some retard (...Ganner...) spelled "Rate" wrong.

pretty sure that was Ryden since Ganner was asking him to add in the poll.

4/5 for the eassy
Title: Re: Unban me I guess
Post by: AshTre on April 01, 2013, 02:06:05 am
You are wrong. Ganner's signature is bad ASS, by the way.
Title: Re: Unban me I guess
Post by: Sir Ryden on April 01, 2013, 02:06:26 am
Quote from: Muki on April 01, 2013, 02:00:21 am
pretty sure that was Ryden since Ganner was asking him to add in the poll.

4/5 for the eassy
No, actually, it was Ganner, I didn't put up a poll and I posted this in the unban section or w/e
Title: Re: Unban me I guess
Post by: Arathian on April 01, 2013, 04:05:06 am
#FREE RYDEN
#420BLZIT

UPVOTE FOR A FREE RYDEN AND FREE WEED
Title: Re: Unban me I guess
Post by: FrugFrug on April 01, 2013, 04:09:22 am
5/5 Brought a tear to my eye. :')
Title: Re: Unban me I guess
Post by: Nightingale on April 01, 2013, 04:34:50 am
"I'm pretty sure if Ryden's baby was stuck in a burning building, he would just call it a nerd and run away."

-Acehole

Ganner that signature is perfect for this thread.

Keep him banned in till tomorrow, "the day of the fool."-  <3
Title: Re: Unban me I guess
Post by: Kelugarn on April 01, 2013, 07:35:48 am
5/5, bring back Ryden. He needs us, and we need him.
Title: Re: Unban me I guess
Post by: Ganner on April 01, 2013, 07:59:31 am
5/5 IMO

Ryden is not the troll NA deserves, but the troll NA needs.

Edit: also, us NA admins do not have the forum powers to add polls to user topics, hence why i asked.  It was either a global mod or a dev that cant spell rate :o
Title: Re: Unban me I guess
Post by: MrShine on April 01, 2013, 03:34:50 pm
Thanks for taking the time to write an honest essay Ryden, I'm lifting the ban.  Hopefully you can enjoy c-RPG while following the rules from here on out!  I think you understand but I'll say it anyways; unban essays are usually a "last resort" of sorts when it comes to bans, so any further bans will likely either be long or permanent, and from that point you'd need to start from scratch with a new account if you wanted to continue to play c-RPG.

Welcome back!
Title: Re: Unban me I guess
Post by: dynamike on April 01, 2013, 04:04:12 pm
THIS IS THE DAY OF OUR GREATEST GLORY! THIS IS THE DAY RYDEN HAS BEEN SERIOUS FOR 5 MINUTES AN WROTE WORDS TO PROVE IT! HOLY SHIT I AM SO EXCITED I CAN'T FIND MY CAPS LOCK KEY! WELCOME BACK, RYDEN YOU SCUMBAG, WE ALL HAVE MISSED YOU DEARLY!

ALSO, ARE YOU OLD ENOUGH TO TOUCH YET?
Title: Re: Unban me I guess
Post by: AshTre on April 01, 2013, 05:59:11 pm
Quote from: Ganner on April 01, 2013, 07:59:31 am
Edit: also, us NA admins do not have the forum powers to add polls to user topics, hence why i asked.  It was either a global mod or a dev that cant spell rate :o

I blame ryden for falsely accusing you to me. You should ban him again Ganner.

Probably chadz fault
Title: Re: Unban me I guess
Post by: oprah_winfrey on April 02, 2013, 04:30:46 pm
Quote from: MrShine on April 01, 2013, 03:34:50 pm
Thanks for taking the time to write an honest essay Ryden, I'm lifting the ban.  Hopefully you can enjoy c-RPG while following the rules from here on out!  I think you understand but I'll say it anyways; unban essays are usually a "last resort" of sorts when it comes to bans, so any further bans will likely either be long or permanent, and from that point you'd need to start from scratch with a new account if you wanted to continue to play c-RPG.

Welcome back!

True or false: You only unbanned ryden in the hopes of him repaying your loan?
Title: Re: Unban me I guess
Post by: MrShine on April 02, 2013, 06:22:14 pm
Quote from: oprah_winfrey on April 02, 2013, 04:30:46 pm
True or false: You only unbanned ryden in the hopes of him repaying your loan?
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Title: Re: Unban me I guess
Post by: Tears of Destiny on April 02, 2013, 09:27:07 pm
I found from this essay of the most rare kind of satisfaction.
Title: Re: Unban me I guess
Post by: Malaclypse on April 03, 2013, 12:23:54 pm
Next ban ETA two weeks. Please come sing to us again sometime, nerd.
Title: Re: Unban me I guess
Post by: oprah_winfrey on April 03, 2013, 10:54:16 pm
Quote from: Malaclypse on April 03, 2013, 12:23:54 pm
Next ban ETA two weeks. Please come sing to us again sometime, nerd.

Nahhh I don't think so.

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Title: Re: Unban me I guess
Post by: Huey Newton on April 13, 2013, 07:46:07 pm
didn't read
3/5
Unban
Title: Re: Unban me I guess
Post by: Keshian on April 13, 2013, 08:35:20 pm
Quote from: Huey Newton on April 13, 2013, 07:46:07 pm
didn't read
3/5
Unban

5/5 unban - also I think huey topped you - he banned himself!
Title: Re: Unban me I guess
Post by: oprah_winfrey on April 17, 2013, 12:36:24 am
Quote from: Huey Newton on April 13, 2013, 07:46:07 pm
didn't read
3/5
Unban

You are suppose to rate it a 5/5. You young kids need to stick together.
Title: Re: Unban me I guess
Post by: sexthriller on April 18, 2013, 02:31:13 am
An excelent essay written by an excelent man. Will vote to unban again. 5/5
Title: Re: Unban me I guess
Post by: Macropus on May 05, 2013, 09:06:55 am
That was a really great essay. I hope he will get banned again so that I could come here and vote for unban, that's how great this essay is!
Title: Re: Unban me I guess
Post by: RandomDude on July 24, 2013, 08:23:43 pm
It wasnt a good essay at all it was just him saying that he's bored. There's no remorse for his actions or full understanding of what he did to other people, just "im a certain way which is why i act like an asshat and im probably sorry I got caught".

3/5
Title: Re: Unban me I guess
Post by: Jeade on August 03, 2013, 07:49:45 pm
Quote from: Sir Ryden on March 31, 2013, 10:44:52 am
I guess like most teenagers I enjoy going out in a secluded place to drink ...

He openly admitted to underage drinking. We must ban him twice as hard in the absence of real, hard US law.

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Title: Re: Unban me I guess
Post by: Ganner on August 03, 2013, 08:40:19 pm
Quote from: Jeade on August 03, 2013, 07:49:45 pm
He openly admitted to underage drinking. We must ban him twice as hard in the absence of real, hard US law.

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he got unbanned... except he reoffended like a week later and is now perma banned :o
Title: Re: Unban me I guess
Post by: Jeade on August 03, 2013, 09:38:52 pm
Ah shit, well that works.

Underage drinking isn't worth it, kids. 21 or no fun.

This thread ought to be locked then, yeah?
Title: Re: Unban me I guess
Post by: Ganner on August 03, 2013, 09:44:12 pm
Yup, months ago.
Title: Re: Unban me I guess
Post by: raccoonlord on August 13, 2013, 07:38:59 am
Quote from: Arcuyus on March 31, 2013, 11:13:36 pm
ryden more like ride my dick my old friend

wut  :|
Title: Re: Unban me I guess
Post by: Malaclypse on August 18, 2013, 09:57:31 pm
Ban this chunkledorf
Title: Re: Unban me I guess
Post by: Aderyn on September 09, 2013, 02:34:49 pm
Well i hope it didn't come as a suprise that he would break the rules again considering it's what he has been doing at some point during all of his playsessions. ^^

Nice that he got a chance to prove his worth, too bad he didn't tho.
Title: Re: Unban me I guess
Post by: dynamike on September 09, 2013, 04:45:13 pm
FREERYDEN!