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General Discussion / Re: post urself irl
« on: April 14, 2018, 12:50:55 am »didn't you have really long hair last time
am i now the longest haired crpg turbonerd???
Just got it buzzed off this morning!
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General Discussion / Re: post urself irl
« on: April 13, 2018, 11:09:55 pm »Balding pervert feat. innocent slavic/turkomanic girl.
she my bae
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General Discussion / Re: Thank You Gentleman
« on: February 08, 2018, 05:05:35 pm »
Rawr🐲🐊 x3😋 nuzzles how are you😉🙂 pounces on you😛 you're😃 so😄 warm🤒😈 o3o😏 notices😯 you have a bulge🍆 o:😯😮 someone's happy😃 ;)😉😜 nuzzles your necky wecky😈😗~ murr~ hehehe😊 rubbies👋🤚 your bulgy🍆 wolgy you're😌 so big😯😮 :oooo rubbies👋🤚 more on your bulgy🍆 wolgy it🚫 doesn't stop🛑 growing ·///· 😐kisses😚😘 you🙂 and lickies😝👅💦💦 your necky👂 daddy💦💦 likies 👍(;😌😜 nuzzles🙃 wuzzles I😍 hope🙏🙌 daddy🍆 really likes👍💦💦 $: wiggles butt🍑 and squirms I😉 want😌 to see👀👁️👁️ your😋 big😐 daddy💦💦 meat🍆🍆~ wiggles butt🍑 I😖 have😔 a little😖 itch o3o😬 wags🤤 tail can you😏 please get my itch😉~ puts paws🐾 on your💪 chest nyea👍~ its a seven7️⃣ inch📏📐 itch😖 rubs👋🤚 your chest can you help👷 me⬇️ pwease😌🙃😰😳😈 squirms pwetty pwease😌🙃😰😳😈 sad face☹️😞😭😢 I😬😬😩 need to2️⃣ be🐝 punished🙄 runs paws🐾 down⬇️⬇️⬇️ your😆 chest and bites lip👄💋 like I⬇️🙄 need😐 to2️⃣ be🐝 punished really good👍👍👌~ 🐾 on your bulge🍆 as I⬇️ lick😝 my lips💋👄 I'm⬇️🙄 getting thirsty💦💦💦. I⬇️😎 can🙂 go😃 for4️⃣ some😋 milk🥛🍼🐄 unbuttons🔘 your pants👖 as my eyes👁️👁️ glow😍 you😉 smell so musky😏 :v😯 licks shaft🍆 mmmm🙂~ so musky😏 drools🤤 all over your cock🍆💦💦 your😎 daddy🍆💦💦💦 meat🍆 I😃 like👍👌😍 fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls🐶🐱 hehe😄 puts snout🐽 on balls⚽⚾🏀🏐🏈🏉🎱🎾🎳🏓 and inhales deeply💨💨🌬️ oh😨 god😨 im so hard😱~ licks balls⚽⚾🏀🏐🏈🏉🎱🎾🎳🏓 punish me😲 daddy🍆💦💦~ nyea~😫 squirms 😫more and wiggles butt🍑 I love😍😘 your musky😏 goodness👍👌 bites lip👄💋 please🙏 punish🤛🤜 me😧 licks😋👄💋 lips nyea~😫 suckles on your tip😆🍆 so good👍👌 licks👅👅💦💦 pre of your cock🍆 salty😋 goodness😆👍👌~ eyes role back😰 and goes balls deep😱 😰mmmm~ moans😰 and suckles🙃
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General Discussion / Re: 24 hour Heirloom Exchange Sale 200k Each - Maximum 3 Per Player
« on: February 04, 2018, 08:28:12 am »
put me down for 3
POOPHAMMER
POOPHAMMER
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General Off Topic / Re: What are you listening to?
« on: February 01, 2018, 08:28:52 pm »Just came out today and holy FUCK
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General Discussion / Re: Bandits Zimke medical help effort
« on: February 01, 2018, 08:23:14 pm »
I can donate some jenkem
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General Discussion / Re: Stones
« on: January 31, 2018, 07:25:51 pm »being able to stun lock archers is one thing, being able to stun lock full plate is another. and not only stunlock them, but actually deal enough damage to the point that stones were actually a threat to characters wearing 50+ body armor. stone throwers were fucking cancer, and only stone throwers will tell you otherwise.
i hope u step on a lego
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cRPG Technical problems / Re: can't connect
« on: January 23, 2018, 09:30:13 pm »
dont bother coming back
the latest patch has made it seem they want melee heroes to rule the game
not worth playing unless you play 2h
the latest patch has made it seem they want melee heroes to rule the game
not worth playing unless you play 2h
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General Discussion / Re: I demand Adminship
« on: January 23, 2018, 09:19:07 pm »1. 96oz of Steel Reserve
2. No I respect my liver, only steel reserve shall enter her.
3. Bongs
4. Meat only
5.
6. Boobs
Well I am now convinced wrestling is real, thanks Arys
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Announcements / Re: 0.5.2.3: Back in Action
« on: January 23, 2018, 09:10:39 pm »im pretty sure (from what i picked up from desire) that the 1h 'buff' has decreased a sort of minimum threshold required for the lower (sub 35 dmg?) cut weapons to actually dish out damage rather than glancing. or something like that. I've been playing pure 1h for a few years now and can definitely say that this is super nice (all we need now is a weight buff so we dont get stun locked by Iberian maces)
as for the nerf to higher cut weapons, im not sure how that plays in. maybe something to do with this?
so at different weapon damage values (20 vs 40 dmg), the actual damage falloff is varied. I'm assuming that higher cut weapons (40+?) are now getting a higher damage falloff versus armor or something along those lines
BUT I COULD BE ENTIRELY WRONG IM NOT TRYING 2 BE PRETENTIOUS HERE
Stop trying to bring logic to the "balance team" rocks were obviously the killer of cRPG and they nerfed it accordingly. It is perfectly fine for a pure melee build to bring a crossbow to battle with absolutely no drawback.