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Diplomacy / Re: NEWS REPORT! FCC RETURNS! WAR OVER! WAR DECLARED!

« on: August 03, 2018, 01:04:50 am »

u can't really say frisia joined the ACC (this was the name my adult high school program had at community college :-)) when the glorious kekistani resurgent forces weren't even frisia, it was like 3 guys that were in the clan and then me and albus.
low effort shit post by u because ur faction can't win battles now that rosters are typically even

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General Off Topic / Re: What are you listening to?

« on: August 01, 2018, 01:12:13 am »

you disgust me.

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General Discussion / Re: Comeback in CRPG for a rock thrower (R0ck_Man) & my opinion of last Patch

« on: July 31, 2018, 02:23:44 am »

zlotz doesnt play anymore

thank fucking god for that.

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General Off Topic / Re: Comic Con

« on: July 29, 2018, 10:35:23 pm »

(sort of related) I'm going to Dragon Con this year.  Is anybody else?  My cousin is the manager of the hotel where it takes place and I got some free tickets .  I've never been to a con before so I'm getting excited.  And yes, I'm wearing a costume

people i know in real life still don't know i'm a complete nerd so no

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Announcements / Re: cRPG Patreon - Donations For NA and EU Servers

« on: July 28, 2018, 10:53:07 pm »

More like Cumlord_Ephemeral amirite?

wow thats a rly good one that i haven't heard before! u creative little fox u

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General Off Topic / Re: What are you listening to?

« on: July 28, 2018, 01:05:45 am »

this has been on repeat all summer it's a fuckin bop

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Announcements / Re: cRPG Patreon - Donations For NA and EU Servers

« on: July 27, 2018, 08:25:12 pm »

Updated to reflect new goal and to include recent donors!

• Scumlord_Ephemeral

Big thanks to all donors!

this means i can't be banned right

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General Discussion / Re: New Items From Zimke - Coming Soon

« on: July 26, 2018, 11:31:10 pm »

wow that new armour will really help me bring my minimalist aesthetic into the game this is exciting

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General Off Topic / Re: cRPG manlet thread

« on: July 23, 2018, 10:48:36 pm »

It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know.

That said.

In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area. An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test. My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.

I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan). I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.

Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.

I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.

I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.

I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture einstein at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.

I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things.

I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone. I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care. The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them. I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome.

That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that). I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments).

And, uh, I'm a pretty good moderator.

All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?

jesus fucking christ what the fuck are you i actually felt my social skills get worse as i read this

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Diplomacy / Re: where did HoC go?

« on: July 23, 2018, 10:06:25 pm »

I mean, lets just call a spade a spade. The early battles we were badly out numbered in terms of mercs.

yeah ok you were outnumbered??? here's the tea for u sis.

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blow it out ur ass thalion lmao ur trash

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General Off Topic / Re: NSFW Beauty

« on: July 22, 2018, 07:07:25 pm »

Now that I know elephants kick their young until they get up I respect them even more.

actually fun fact we do the same thing.
if a newborn has an apgar score of 2-4 they'll actually hold the baby by its ankles and slap its back to try to coerce it to cry and therefore start breathing.

if it has a score of 0 or 1 we don't do that because the baby is in critical condition and the heart has to be started first and if that happens then they slap the shit out of it to make it cry

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General Off Topic / Re: Absence

« on: July 22, 2018, 05:10:43 pm »

are u back yet

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General Off Topic / Re: The Tristan and Professor collab you've all been waiting for (WORLD CUP 2018)

« on: July 15, 2018, 10:44:25 pm »

did forum memes just transcend into reality

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General Discussion / Re: What got you into crpg?

« on: July 13, 2018, 01:22:05 am »

so back in 2014 i got banned from UNAC events (native NA tournament) and i sort of quit warband. then henderson (hendywendy?) hit me up on steam (we were in a clan together) and told me i had to try out c-rpg because he was in this cool clan who helped him out a ton. that clan of course turned out to be acre, and all of our native clan TR came over to join the cult that is c-rpg. we left acre after a few weeks because we felt our personalities didn't really mesh well with everyone else's and joined Gods of War with bolo pinky and tammo. everyone else in tr eventually quit c-rpg but me and killjoy have stayed forever faithful, which has prompted our friends to come back for quick stints here and there. (looking at u rake and benji, hope u stay this time.)

so yeah that's my life story and now u know why my parents don't love me thanks for listening to my ted talk

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General Off Topic / Re: What are you drinking?

« on: July 11, 2018, 10:33:54 pm »

Heh don't drink like I used to. Probably will last me most of the season. I partake of the holy herb and the drink but both in relative moderation these days.

the holy herb, the drink, and the sniffle snow; the 3 things required on a nice relaxing weekend.

i've been hard on the crown royal (northern harvest) lately, bought a 3 liter of it and made a couple 5 liter whiskey sours with a pesticide sprayer.

i love college.