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General Discussion / So long and thanks for all the fish ><> ><>
« on: July 03, 2012, 08:16:35 am »
 Well its been fun, most of you are jerks, some of you aren't. I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. 
 
   This may be the only time in CRPG history when someone quit without raging and bitching about how imbalanced the game is. Thanks to the devs, and I would like to thank the following people:

 Philip J Fry
 Mr T
 Gooby
 The violence inherent in the system
 Team CoCo
 Bozarking
 Arya Stark
 The Minmitar Republic
 Carpal Tunnel
 The Kleenex Company.

 In that order.
Good day.

 
 

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General Discussion / Looshususus 17 loom point contest WINNeR!
« on: June 16, 2012, 06:01:15 am »
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Garrison won, send him PM's telling how attractive you find him and he might just give you something. I have to re - install the game to find my login info is, surely this will happen by froonsday.

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General Discussion / cRPG Library, 100th trade.
« on: March 18, 2012, 04:33:25 am »
 Just an update, the loom library just helped its 100th player, couldn't be happier with the way this worked out, thanks to everyone who has helped out, and hopefully I can continue to help people save time and heartache by helping them cut down the grind. Cheers!
 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)

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Spam / Leave our posts alone.
« on: March 02, 2012, 04:51:45 am »
Noone cares about people whining about the game in general chat, stop the over aggressive admining.  We get what, like 4-5 new posts a day in general chat. I post awesome stuff like sexy fast shooting archer chicks, everyone needs to see that. Noone goes to off topic, especially not me.

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Suggestions Corner / Last player left fix.
« on: March 01, 2012, 05:20:15 pm »
  I am not a programmer, but I understand how hard game tweaks can be.

EDIT: Ya you are all right, kill timer a bad idea with exploiting, something must be done though, lots of good ideas here.

That said, what I think cRPG really needs for general gameflow is a way to speed up the last player hiding in a bush or riding around with a xbow. What usually makes me quit the game and go play something else is the 5 minute wait.

  I think the last player left should have a kill timer, if he doesn't kill or do damage to a player or shield in 30 seconds he dies. I understand the realism crowd might not like this, but there comes a point where every game has to sacrifice gameplay with realism and I think we are there.

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General Discussion / Hanun: a survivors diary
« on: February 28, 2012, 09:54:10 am »
   Boiled barley and beans. That is the fare that they served me from the huge back-iron cauldron in the commonhall. A great injustice I deem it, this food and board I found waiting for me in the prosperous village of Hanun. Yes, a handful of moldy beans, was the reward I received for starving, robbing and stealing my way through the winter laden hills and valleys of Eastern Calradria to this fly speckled village hugging the northern slopes of the mountains.

  One would think these wretches would be grateful; another skilled sword to hold the line in their hour of need. But that is the life of a sellsword in times like these, men of little alleigence are worth just that: little alleigence, a silver penny, a place at table, and a pallet of old straw.  I spied a score or more of men like me, recognizable by the wandering eyes of one new-come to a place, by the ravenous way they shovel food into their mouths.

    I am sure many and more, if you cared to ask, would share with you the same tale of woe and horror. A wife raped and murdered, a son dead, a home burnt and a life ruined. I am sure also, that half and more of what they told you would be a lie, maybe something to help you think a little better of them in hopes of a warm bed and a meal. It matters naught, the truth or the lie, what matters is the steel and the blood, the standing fast and the dieing.  No man will stop to ask them where they came from and who they owe alleigence to when you have a foot or more of steel sicking out their bellys.

    As for me, I was a carpenters apprentice, then a husband, and later a father, in the fine village of Fisdnar. A horn in the night, a torch or two hurled by uncaring hands and I was nothing, a widower, a refugee one of many. I fled to the humble village of Kwynn to start anew, and for a time I was content. Kwynn it seemed at least was spared from the ravages of war and destruction that engulfed the greater part of the realm. I built, I fucked, I feasted, it was a new life for one who had lost his old one. But the gods are cruel and perhaps they sought fit to punish me for grieving too little for my slain wife and child, for a band of outlaws descended on Kwynn and slew every man woman and child in it, save me.

  I escaped by feigning dead, lying still as death itself amidst the bodies until the bandits left with what wealth they could carry and all the screaming young girls of breeding age they might use for their pleasure along the road to the next reaving.

   Of what horrors I witnessed,  how I debased myself to survive the road to hanun I will not say, but when I arrived, travelworn weary and half starved,  all I found was misery, for the wars had reached Hanun ahead of me.

  They say the battle was glorious, that we defeated twice our number of bestial inhuman westermen who stood 9 feet tall and breathed fire. I couldn't say myself, when the horn sounded for the advance, an arrow struck my shield and I used that as an excuse to collapse and feign injury. I did not rise again till the screams of the dying and dead abated, and I looked up to see a field of dead westermen being stripped and looted, a task better suited to my talents than fighting them. 

  If they come again so bravely I might just cut off enough rings and purses to buy myself a good fine gelding and ride far enough away to leave the sorrows and terrors of calradria behind me.....


 
   

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General Off Topic / April is coming.
« on: February 25, 2012, 06:47:09 am »

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General Off Topic / Organizing a weekly continuous Crusader kings 2 game.
« on: February 24, 2012, 02:06:06 pm »
Aiming for 8ET mondays. So far we have 4 players, looking for at least 8. PM me and I will send you teamspeak info. No douchbags.

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General Discussion / Crpg Vs Weeaboo-ism
« on: February 16, 2012, 08:29:40 pm »
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General Discussion / Plea of a humble villager
« on: February 13, 2012, 11:22:28 pm »
  We simple folk of Kwynn don't have much, what little winter stores we don't manage to tuck away behind hidden walls and floorboards is quickly and violently seized by whatever ravaging lordlings men happen to pass by.
   Sometimes they take our daughters as camp followers and we cry and hold them in our arms one last time, sometimes they press our sons into fighting for them in some faraway land, but they never return to us.
 
 We never fight, what use is fighting? After this band there will just be another, and another. To fight is to die, to submit is to starve, but live.

  This time is different, we have word from a deserter that the dreaded Invicti are coming, commanded by a man known only as "The Reaper" we have it on good authority that this will be no simple raid for food and girls, no, this time the fires will burn for weeks, and the only residents of our home will be a pile of skulls being pecked at by ravens.

  We will not go meekly, our women are sharpening stakes, our men digging out rusted and notched weapons from cellars, if this is to be our end, let them remember Kwynn as a name of fear.

  Help us, and your name will live forever. Apply for the Kwynn defense!


Fisdnar4Lyfe

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Mercenary Recruitment / The poor village of Kwynn
« on: February 13, 2012, 11:19:00 pm »
  We simple folk of Kwynn don't have much, what little winter stores we don't manage to tuck away behind hidden walls and floorboards is quickly and violently seized by whatever ravaging lordlings men happen to pass by.
   Sometimes they take our daughters as camp followers and we cry and hold them in our arms one last time, sometimes they press our sons into fighting for them in some faraway land, but they never return to us.
 
 We never fight, what use is fighting? After this band there will just be another, and another. To fight is to die, to submit is to starve, but live.

  This time is different, we have word from a deserter that the dreaded Invicti are coming, commanded by a man known only as "The Reaper" we have it on good authority that this will be no simple raid for food and girls, no, this time the fires will burn for weeks, and the only residents of our home will be a pile of skulls being pecked at by ravens.

  We will not go meekly, our women are sharpening stakes, our men digging out rusted and notched weapons from cellars, if this is to be our end, let them remember Kwynn as a name of fear.

  Help us, and your name will live forever.

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