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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #1245 on: January 10, 2016, 08:06:48 pm »
Since I´ve seen a "Dwarf Fortress" related picture in Uther Pendragon´s thread, I did some research of the game, since I´ve heard about it, but never really knew what it was

Then I´ve found some stories

Then I started to laugh like a complete idiot

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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #1246 on: January 10, 2016, 08:22:53 pm »
Since I´ve seen a "Dwarf Fortress" related picture in Uther Pendragon´s thread, I did some research of the game, since I´ve heard about it, but never really knew what it was

Then I´ve found some stories

Then I started to laugh like a complete idiot

http://dfstories.com/the-crimson-pyramid/

The stories of defeat are the best, i got bored of my settlement because it never died.
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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #1247 on: January 13, 2016, 12:27:26 am »
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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #1248 on: January 13, 2016, 07:08:40 pm »
The stories of defeat are the best, i got bored of my settlement because it never died.

It takes some practice to balance your fort between "impenetrable" and "reckless", but once you reach it, !FUN! almost never stops.

My fortress just went down from 120 citizens + over 70 guests to maybe 25 dwarves because a forgotten beast in a shape of an elephant, composed entirely of flame, wrecked it's way into my living quaters and unleashed fiery inferno causing utter tantrum, and it was only stopped when some lucky marksdwarves finally put a couple bolts into it.

Right after that, I had a goblin siege show up, and my militia took turns letting them in by opening the gate and slaughtering a few, untill the gate jammed and I had maybe 40 goblins pour in, which massacred what was left of my militia, save for one hammerdwarf who went into a martial trance and broke hundreds of bones in his flurry of strikes. After that fight, the siege was lifted.

LITERALLY A FEW IN-GAME DAYS AFTER THAT, a venomous fucking-something with wings and a shell came out of the caverns, another forgotten beast, and flew right into my quaters - I managed to hide the entire population in my weapon stockpile level above that and drafted every dwarf, letting them charge the flying turtle-bee. The attack was led by my captain of the guard, who was armed only in his shield, his steel axe and a silk robe - no armor, he was naked (Which caused a few dwarves to feel uneasy) - they overwhelmed the beast, with help from a few war dogs that were passing by.

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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #1249 on: January 13, 2016, 07:25:00 pm »
It takes some practice to balance your fort between "impenetrable" and "reckless", but once you reach it, !FUN! almost never stops.

My fortress just went down from 120 citizens + over 70 guests to maybe 25 dwarves because a forgotten beast in a shape of an elephant, composed entirely of flame, wrecked it's way into my living quaters and unleashed fiery inferno causing utter tantrum, and it was only stopped when some lucky marksdwarves finally put a couple bolts into it.

Right after that, I had a goblin siege show up, and my militia took turns letting them in by opening the gate and slaughtering a few, untill the gate jammed and I had maybe 40 goblins pour in, which massacred what was left of my militia, save for one hammerdwarf who went into a martial trance and broke hundreds of bones in his flurry of strikes. After that fight, the siege was lifted.

LITERALLY A FEW IN-GAME DAYS AFTER THAT, a venomous fucking-something with wings and a shell came out of the caverns, another forgotten beast, and flew right into my quaters - I managed to hide the entire population in my weapon stockpile level above that and drafted every dwarf, letting them charge the flying turtle-bee. The attack was led by my captain of the guard, who was armed only in his shield, his steel axe and a silk robe - no armor, he was naked (Which caused a few dwarves to feel uneasy) - they overwhelmed the beast, with help from a few war dogs that were passing by.

My best fortress thus far.


I dont think i got any forgotten beasts before i quit, i got a ton of different random stuff stuck in my cages, which i dropped into some pit where they eventually killed eachother.
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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #1250 on: January 14, 2016, 01:07:33 am »
So some guy visited a Trump rally and it turned out to be a pretty entertaining zoo

http://winningdemocrats.com/somebody-live-tweeted-a-trump-rally-hilarious-just-met-terrifying-tweets/
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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #1251 on: January 14, 2016, 09:50:49 pm »
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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #1252 on: January 15, 2016, 12:54:30 am »
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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #1253 on: January 15, 2016, 09:54:56 am »
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Would be cool if that gif was reverted to see how it would have looked like if he destroyed the door instead of fixing it xD!!1! lmao XP
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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #1254 on: January 15, 2016, 10:18:49 am »
Like this?

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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #1255 on: January 17, 2016, 02:40:24 am »
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Lol
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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #1256 on: January 17, 2016, 04:13:53 am »
Made low tier bait on /b/, got this as a reply:

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Better than i expected, completely unrelated pasta response ftw.
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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #1257 on: January 17, 2016, 03:45:12 pm »
He's been saving that one
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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #1258 on: January 17, 2016, 06:18:27 pm »
fresh from farchin:

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it guessed my age 100% correctly, and rated me hot, so i can't complain
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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #1259 on: January 17, 2016, 09:34:46 pm »
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