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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #630 on: May 28, 2014, 05:09:21 pm »
Ty for the answer, also the construction worker who had to fix the scaffolding must have gone like:
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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #631 on: May 29, 2014, 10:26:35 am »
oh crap what a mess
reminds me of the hurricane "Kyrill" which hit us once, but that´s already years away
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« Reply #632 on: May 29, 2014, 08:32:17 pm »
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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #633 on: May 30, 2014, 01:15:10 am »

may first start with some small parking lots or private places, but this one could work out
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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #634 on: May 30, 2014, 12:52:27 pm »
At last! Yesterday I have ascended into my final form:

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  Spam at The Temple of Spam

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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #635 on: May 30, 2014, 03:57:41 pm »

may first start with some small parking lots or private places, but this one could work out

Seems interesting on paper.
But i have no idea how they calculated the energy it would give.

Let's look on a portion of a road. During the day, thousands of cars go through it. Blocking the sun. At night, no one rides (or only a few), but there's no sun.
It's even worse for parking lots, if there's a car there all day long.

For that reason, it's obvious i'd rather have solar panel on my roof, than on my parking.


Engineering point of view :

So they did a test with a tractor going on it, and it didn't broke.
Great. Did they run some virtual solution and ran 100 000 tractors on it, or fully loaded truks ? It isn't safe because it sustained one push. This push must be low enough for the material to let it in it's elastic phase. And even then, there's something called "fatigue", that states that a repetitive load will still cause strain on the material.
Look at our roads, they need upkeep. It's not that expensive for our current road, but if we're speaking in solar panels, that will be more. And if one is damaged, since they seem to be linked, how will it go for the others ?
They showed an image of a boulder blocking the road, and thus signs on the road prior to that zone, telling to slow down. Does that mean the solar freaking panel can sustain a fall of a boulder ? Is there some kind of weight detection on them, to differentiate between an animal crossing and a goddzilla crossing ?

This really feels pre-pre-pre alpha. It feels interesting, so i'll keep myself informed. Thanks for sharing that info. But i'm not hyped for it. Definitely not.

For it to be commercially viable, you'll need to be able to make profits under 10 years, usually. For "regular" solar panels on your own roof, you're already counting in years, because let's face it, electricity isn't that expensive. For this type of solar panels, undamaged when a tractor goes on it, with potential LEDs and some kind of cables linked together to "write" warnings, it's going to be way too much expensive for states or persons considering getting it.

Vote for me. And i'll put solar freaking panels on our roads.
Once elected : By the way, taxes will go up 30% for the next 20 years to cover for the expenses. And there may be problems since it's a fairly new technology. But hey, it's green energy, so it's definitely worth it, right ?


I just don't see it happening. :?
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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #637 on: May 30, 2014, 07:54:56 pm »
Thanks Oberyn. Shame on me for actually checking the Temple of Spam instead of a "normal" General Offtopic thread.
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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #638 on: May 30, 2014, 11:32:16 pm »
Oberyn muted? Probably for making useful posts in the spam section  :lol:

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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #639 on: May 31, 2014, 05:07:57 pm »
Matrix in Waffle...

OMG So intelligent!!!

I will do this with my students yussss :D
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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #641 on: June 01, 2014, 10:45:36 am »
Fammi un pompino!

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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #642 on: June 01, 2014, 12:41:35 pm »
some people in dayz are scary as fuck, just hear that psycho laugh. shit.
It gets creepier when he runs into the forest.
And in the end: Mr. Moon

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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #643 on: June 02, 2014, 06:26:19 pm »
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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #644 on: June 02, 2014, 10:29:54 pm »
because I reach more people when I post in the holy temple of spam

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