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Biography of a Tavern_Keeper
« on: August 12, 2013, 09:04:25 am »
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Since I'll be shielding up in strat soon, I decided to make a short biography for Tavern_Keeper
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Re: Biography of a Tavern_Keeper
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2013, 10:02:32 am »
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Something has hardened in Tavern_Keeper. She no longer lights the way and harmlessly glances my helmet with a torch. Now she brutally stabs me as I attempt to greet her. So cold.

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Re: Biography of a Tavern_Keeper
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2013, 02:48:27 pm »
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Yes, being surrounded by war for so long can do that to a person. It's a shame, but that is how things work in Calradia. Also, her friend the Village_Elder has gotten old and just can't throw stones at the speed he use to, so Tavern_Keeper has had to pick up the slack a bit.
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Re: Biography of a Tavern_Keeper
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2013, 07:51:50 pm »
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All hail Tavern_Keeper the Keeper of Taverns

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Re: Biography of a Tavern_Keeper
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2013, 07:53:18 pm »
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tavern_keeper best tavern?

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Re: Biography of a Tavern_Keeper
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2013, 08:09:39 pm »
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You forgot one more option in the poll man...

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Re: Biography of a Tavern_Keeper
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2013, 08:16:41 pm »
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Also Funbad needs to be up there.
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Re: Biography of a Tavern_Keeper
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2013, 10:13:19 pm »
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Ahhh this makes perfect sense now.  An EU player is tavern_keeper...I guess that makes more sense why someone would be playing a leeching character.    :P
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Re: Biography of a Tavern_Keeper
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2013, 11:55:09 pm »
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tavern keeper would be hilariously effective in strat, if thats not a STF what would you put post-30 points into, troll ath or str for armor and weapons?
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Re: Biography of a Tavern_Keeper
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2013, 02:55:00 am »
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Ahhh this makes perfect sense now.  An EU player is tavern_keeper...I guess that makes more sense why someone would be playing a leeching character.    :P


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Re: Biography of a Tavern_Keeper
« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2013, 03:40:14 am »
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Ahhh this makes perfect sense now.  An EU player is tavern_keeper...I guess that makes more sense why someone would be playing a leeching character.    :P

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Re: Biography of a Tavern_Keeper
« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2013, 06:57:38 pm »
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tavern keeper would be hilariously effective in strat, if thats not a STF what would you put post-30 points into, troll ath or str for armor and weapons?

Have to go all in on Ath. Once you reach 33 and have 13 Ath it not only helps you to dodge horses, but also gives you a nice speed bonus to your hits for some extra damage.
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Re: Biography of a Tavern_Keeper
« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2013, 01:28:57 am »
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That's what I figured, rondel is ridiculous with the 1h stab change now even with 0 ps
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Re: Biography of a Tavern_Keeper
« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2013, 12:42:47 pm »
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I've tried the Rondel and just don't like it nearly as much as the Nordic Short Sword. I mostly attack archers anyway, so -2 damage in pierce instead of cut isn't worth losing that much length to me. If a full tin can attacks me, I can just hold my shield up till they get bored and start trying to punch me. Once that starts the stab on the short sword is good enough to get the job done.
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Re: Biography of a Tavern_Keeper
« Reply #14 on: August 16, 2013, 11:26:20 pm »
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So, the first experiment in strat failed pretty badly. 0:20 KD ratio. My side had no weapons or body armor that Tavern is strong enough to use. Plus the opposing force was made up mostly of heavy cavalry and crossbowmen. So mostly was just getting crushed out of spawn by about 30 horses. Only highlight was leading a strike team around the flank to take the enemy flags and racking up about 30 points from opposing team damage as I weaved in and out of the enemy.
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