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Expert siege engineer for hire
« on: August 30, 2011, 12:55:19 am »
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I'm charging 50k crpg gold per battle I fight in.  I can aim a catapult like no ones business and drop walls like a champ.  All I require is a spotter to pull the trigger and tell me how to adjust.

In addition I was the first place winner in the inaugural LLJK catapult racing competition.

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Damug
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Re: Expert siege engineer for hire
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2011, 01:49:34 am »
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It's true, the sWalker watched his expertise in the area of siege equipment...he is worth every penny.

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Re: Expert siege engineer for hire
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2011, 02:44:01 am »
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Proof of Damug's superior catapult racing skills:

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Re: Expert siege engineer for hire
« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2011, 05:46:02 pm »
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The FCC siege last night lasted over 3 hours.  Had they recruited myself and had me manning a catapult the siege could have been nearly half as short.  Hire a siege engineer today, because your time is valuable too!

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Re: Expert siege engineer for hire
« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2011, 05:49:56 pm »
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I'll also give a shout out to my fellow LLJK siege engineers PhantomZero, General Robert E Leet, Cowstomper, and Slanted.

Also, a special shout out to my spotter of choice DL_Anders.

They all have my recommendation as expert siege engineers.

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Re: Expert siege engineer for hire
« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2011, 11:51:54 pm »
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I'll be sure to pay your price when we have another siege :)

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Re: Expert siege engineer for hire
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2011, 05:14:09 pm »
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I'm charging 50k crpg gold per battle I fight in.  I can aim a catapult like no ones business and drop walls like a champ.  All I require is a spotter to pull the trigger and tell me how to adjust.

In addition I was the first place winner in the inaugural LLJK catapult racing competition.

Regards,
Damug

No credit for me? Bah I won't help you anymore.
Damug and I were the Engineer crew. We developed a pretty good system for lobbing shots.(Damug made me TK a few times, bastard ;p)
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Re: Expert siege engineer for hire
« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2011, 06:09:02 pm »
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I'll also give a shout out to my fellow LLJK siege engineers PhantomZero, General Robert E Leet, Cowstomper, and Slanted.

Also, a special shout out to my spotter of choice DL_Anders.

They all have my recommendation as expert siege engineers.

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Re: Expert siege engineer for hire
« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2011, 07:26:48 pm »
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(Damug made me TK a few times, bastard ;p)

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Re: Expert siege engineer for hire
« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2011, 09:03:56 pm »
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Huh, didn't read lower.
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Re: Expert siege engineer for hire
« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2011, 09:05:35 pm »
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There is no TKing with catapults, there is only when your team-mates selfishly put their bodies in the way of your firing.
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