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Diplomacy / The lies of Semen Storm

« on: October 29, 2014, 03:05:12 am »

The Semen Storm shower us with lies. First they promise their merc alliance if we give up King James, then they attack us long after we have dropped our claim to King James.

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The quote saying that Semen Storm will help us if we renounce the claim.

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Now here is the proof of our renounced claim.

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They have had more than a week to realize that the claim has been dropped, and yet they still persecute the Jews Yoshis
They have obviously betrayed Yoshi and all of NA and sided with EU, attacking Yoshi for our crates using the false claim of "King James"

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Diplomacy / Cheap EU Tactics just like expected - all of NA primetime nightime settings

« on: October 14, 2014, 07:07:26 pm »

What is EU's problem? Can't they just stay awake untill 3-4am and fight NA at decent times? I mean, USA is still the better country for a year or two so why can't they conform to us? Just tell Putin to remove the curfew and all of EU will rejoice and fight NA at good times.

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General Discussion / <3 Love at first sight

« on: October 11, 2014, 08:23:48 am »

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I used to slit my wrists vertically everyday, but now you made me see the light in this world. Thank you King James. I love you. <3

Edit: Added Poll

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Strategus General Discussion / Dear Keskimist

« on: October 06, 2014, 03:35:11 pm »

The Yoshis apologize for the trolls at yesterdays battle. As an act of good faith, the chairman and I will personally jump and beat to a pulp the trolls of yesterdays battle IRL. We will be open to any advice you have to punish the trolls, for example: curbstomping them, chaining them to a bar/pole and punching them repeatedly etc.

Note: Headhunter_Yoshi is bigger than us and wasn't too much of a troll, so we won't touch him. We might use him to help fuck up the French_Turd.

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Strategus General Discussion / Number of ladders question

« on: October 01, 2014, 12:44:40 am »

How many ladders are required to fuck shit up? Preferably for against a city/castle. I don't want to reenact the infamous squid "Siege of no ladders".

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Sell/Trade / +3 Long Espada Eslavona

« on: June 07, 2014, 04:41:17 am »

Greetings.
I am selling a

Long Espada Eslavona
Type:One handed weapon
Requirement:12 strength
Weight:1.5
Slots:1
Upkeep:730 gold
Speed:100
Length:103
Thrust:30 pierce
Swing:30 cut

I found the name too long to say, therefore I'm selling it.
I will accept gold, a +3 Spetum, +3 Swiss Halberd, or perhaps a +3 Pike. A may be open to other pole arms. Please message me your offers.

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The Chamber of Tears / Yoshi banner has been deemed inappropriate...

« on: May 15, 2014, 12:36:08 am »

Alright listen here you little shits, my fucking banner just got tossed out the window and shit on because some fuck nut can't handle my fucking sweaty ball sack in their fucking face. The only thing keep this fucking shit stain of a mod balanced was my clans banner. It gave those f4gher pricks occupied while my team could win games by not being fucking shot by a million flying dildos. Now that the banner is gone the whole of NA just sits with their fucking fists in their ass because they aren't being carried by the Yoshi master race. I don't know which fucking commie nation is running this game but they better give my fucking banner back or I'll have Obama invade your bitchtitlicking scumshithole of a country faster than you can say "oil".

Now I hope you Slavic ass-kebabs can fucking fix this injustice.

Sincerely
Yoshi

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Buy / Trading a +1 Poleaxe for a +1 Spetum, Can Negotiate

« on: May 07, 2014, 02:54:20 am »

Title says it call. Put in offers

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Diplomacy / Yet another attack on the Yoshi people.

« on: April 18, 2014, 03:39:30 am »

Today, another great injustice was unleashed on the world. The SoW scum made a declaration of war just to fill their pockets. We as a community must not stand for this kind of underhanded assault on the innocents. I say we band together and avenge our fallen comrades, this is not the first time we have been a target of pure genocide. A conflict with two sides fighting is a war, a conflict with one side fighting is a slaughter.

This time we will not stand for it... #REMEMBERYOSHI2014

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Diplomacy / The Gforce unexpected slaughter of the Yoshis

« on: March 29, 2014, 03:46:01 am »

Yesterday, a horrific event took place on the Yoshi people. The Gforce scum attacked and slaughtered us humble Yoshis as we frolicked in our fields by our homeland.

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Do not let this massacre go unavenged. 
I ask that you enlist into the remnants of the newly created Yoshi Defense Force, which was created soon after the massacre on our people. We request allies for our cause, the Gforce must not be allowed to slaughter innocents and erase entire peoples. We fight not for expansion, we fight not for wealth, we fight for our freedom.

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Mercenary Recruitment / Need help against the Gforce scum.

« on: March 27, 2014, 03:18:51 am »

Usually the peasants are oppressed by the Major factions, but now the tables have turned (possibly). My greatly outnumbered and out-geared army are attacking a Chaos/Gforce whatever the hell the difference is village, we will continue trying until I have hit level 31 and I can retire, or until I get bored. (Need that xp). If we succeed, we will most definitely be destroyed by an onslaught of actual armies...

Help me my brethren, and together we may eradicate the scum. (Even though I am sure they are very nice people.)

TLDR: Fight for me.

This will be the song that we will listen to together while we fight. No exceptions.

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Edit: Btw, youtube link is being a hetero, don't now how it works.

Edit 2: Thank you sky god.

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Beginner's Help and Guides / What is the best gamemode for xp?

« on: July 19, 2013, 01:44:01 am »

Basically I want to be 31 and get it over with, but I can't find a game mode which gives more xp than others. Please don't say start battles, the ones I get into give me max 7000xp, in big ones I get removed last minute even though there are 15+ spaces left, so they aren't an option.

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Suggestions Corner / Add Breastplates

« on: July 14, 2013, 08:30:55 am »

Now when I say breastplate, I don't mean the churburg cuirass, I mean a single piece of armor (the breastplate in this situation) on top of a gambeson or something.

Whenever I see paintings or reenactments which involves pike/spear/bill men, they usually have a breastplate on some clothing with a helmet. I propose we add these breastplates.
Since they only cover the chest, we could give it medium protection and reasonable cost (6-10k i guess). Or low protection and low cost (3-6k maybe) , especially considering the average soldier would wear these (from what I've seen and read).
I also read that cheaper ones were made with low quality metal which would also support low protection and cost, and high quality metal was more expensive yada yada yada etc.

So I believe this will be a good addition to crpg as it also stays within the time frame.

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Suggestions Corner / Standards and banners

« on: July 12, 2013, 08:34:05 am »

I'm not sure if this has been suggested but I think we should add heraldic lances and banner/standard type things. I have always dreamed of stabbing a man who wants to kill me through the eye with a lance which carries the banner of my clan or beat a man down with my clans banner on a pole or spear. I'm sure some of us want this experience also, so why not add these?

Pros: Enhanced teamwork: (probably). I know people can use the function to place a flag on there backs, but I rarely see it. Plus the whole "Don't let the flag touch the ground" may inspire people.

Visually appealing: Seeing the flag/banner of your clan impale a man from horseback is a sight I think we all want to see, but I may be speaking for myself.

Pride/patriotism for your clan: Protecting your standard and not letting it fall into enemy hands should motivate you enough to get that x5.

Cons: Everyone using it: The problem is with this is that a lot of people would use it. But to combat this you could easily lower the stats so it wouldn't be as good as s weapon of the same kind. For example: lowering damage, lowering speed or for a lance, it could be couch only. No damage reduction necessary, a lance to the face should be damaging enough.

I can't think of many more cons but I am slightly bias, please give anymore pros/coins below.

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Beginner's Help and Guides / Are Barded Warhorses good for their price?

« on: June 05, 2013, 02:44:21 pm »

Usually I don't play as cavalry unless I'm inspired. This week I just happened to watch the Lord of the Rings the Two Towers for the first time (I spend way too much time on Mount and Blade). I decided that "Gee-wiz, this thing you call Rohan appears to be quite the exhilarating experience to watch and possibly play, perhaps I should partake in this activity". So naturally I bought anything that looks Rohirric (Saw the word on DTV, made the connection) and cav related items. I bought a Rouncey because I'm cheap and I'm thinking of buying a Barded Warhorse for when I start to think the teutons are cool (When I play M2tw kingdoms next week). However I will get bored in a month and sell all these items.         

SO my question is: Are Barded WarHorses any good for their price?
 I read up that the caprisone or whatever it is called is only good against arrows.