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Diplomacy / Does the Northern army that speaks the strange tongue really make an offer...

« on: August 20, 2013, 04:58:39 am »

The sWalker would accept 200 goats payment for the upcoming battle...and the sWalker would guarantee great results...reply oh strange one if you wish the sWalker to fight in the morrow's battle on your side.

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Diplomacy / Hot on the trail again...so our hero thinks...

« on: August 19, 2013, 01:35:32 am »

An anonymous tip from a loud, redheaded woman(ish) at our hero's tavern has lead the sWalker to a castle battle this summer night.  The one called Devestater has been implicated in holding the sWalker's bow in one of his 600 crates...so, our hero must sally forth to reclaim it.  In the battle before my tracking mission, Canary was the hero of the opposing side(54-35), and also had the most kills.  Our hero went 58-11, but Allers was hero of the battle(46-0), and Knightmare_ had the most kills at 71.  Let this be a warning to all...return the sWalker's bow to the demigod or his search will bring more arrows upon your heads.

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Diplomacy / The battle of Nova Fenada...

« on: August 18, 2013, 03:46:07 am »

Today our hero the sWalker, strikes out with his bow to earn some more gold for his tavern.  A new foe, the Frisian's, met our hero on the other side of the battlefield this day.  The sWalker sees that his old pals of Chaos have trained this new group well in the use of long stabby pikes...the sWalker has many holes that need repair *damn my new shirt, the sWalker thinks*.  The sWalker must need a new bow, because these Frisian's, with their shiny armor, took 4-5 arrows a piece to put down.  Amazing strength that the sWalker only use to remember from Goretooth.  Our hero went 52-22, but it was an effort in vain as the village was lost.  Negga slotted the most kills with 76, and the hero of the battle was Horns_Donkey_Dockter_MD who went 75-28.  Back to sWalker's famous tavern our hero heads for cold mead and ice for the wounds...

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Diplomacy / Return of the sWalker...

« on: August 12, 2013, 04:34:24 am »

After over a year of combing the deserts of afgoonistan for his lost bow...the mighty warlord sWalker returns to his native land to find not much has changed.  War rages on a daily basis, and the need for the sWalker's deadly aim is purchased at a heavy price once again by the FCC.  Great warriors from days gone by are noticed each and every battle...like the herculean Allers and the sneaky Miley.  The great Legion marches in again and again to brave deaths...and for this the sWalker salutes you.  But the sWalker is out of practice and his bow arm is sore, so to sWalker's tavern the marry group must adjourn.  Many a cold ale will be put down while telling of your gallantry.  What great battles lie ahead for our brave hero...

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Suggestions Corner / Level 33 and above retirements...4th level of heirlooms

« on: November 07, 2011, 01:29:55 am »

The sWalker would like to recommend a retirement option that gives players a reason to retire again.  It will also help lower level players, since they won't have to fight against level 33-34-35 players every day. 

The Heirloom could be named..."of the gods," and the improvement should be +1 to speed and damage on weapons, and the same as the x3 heirloom changes on armor.

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Mercenary Recruitment / The fall of the sWalker: bow for hire

« on: November 01, 2011, 11:22:12 pm »

Unfortunately, the sWalker is broke and owes many of his creditors large sums of money.  The sWalker must put away his honor, and will fight for any side in any battle for the sum of 50k cRPG gold.  If the sWalker is provided a bow and arrows and does not post a positive kdr, then the fee will be waved.

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Strategus General Discussion / The battle of Vezin

« on: October 31, 2011, 08:33:38 pm »

                    Pre-Battle
Attackers-838            Defenders-561
                   Post Battle
Attackers-59              Defenders-93

The sWalker was not aware that his mercenary involvement in the Vezin siege would bring him in direct conflict with two pillars of stone, resistant to any force.  Slys and Goretooth stood at the village's bridge entrance, defying the odds, turning every attacker away with their powerful strikes.  The defenders also had skillful marksmen raining down arrows and bolts with deadly precision.  The sWalker was the hero of the battle for the attacking side(35-20), if there can really be such a thing in a losing enterprise.  *Thinks to himself...that's the last time that we all get drunk and leave half of our arrows back at the tavern*...The sWalker salutes those who stood and fought bravely without thought of personal safety while his arrows flew through the air around them...true valor...

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Strategus General Discussion / The battle of Fenada

« on: October 30, 2011, 05:04:23 am »

                   Pre-battle
Attackers-706         Defenders-500
                  Post battle
Attackers-367         Defenders-0


Our brave warrior, the sWalker, was deadly on this night, notching the most kills.  However, the sneaky veteran Loki garnered hero of the battle status(11-0).  Too many brave defenders died on this night...maybe villages should just surrender when the sWalker and his band come calling...?  Either way, we shall all drink heavily in honor of their sacrifice for our nation's greater good.  What outcome awaits our hero later tonight in battle...

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Strategus General Discussion / The battle of Vayejeg

« on: October 28, 2011, 02:04:41 am »

                   Pre-Battle
Attackers-1145        Defenders-502
                  Post Battle
Attackers-803          Defenders-0

After a long peace in the sWalker's home land, war again breaks...(*thank the gods, he thinks to himself*).  The valiant villagers of Vayejeg pushed back the oncoming armies time and again, but in the end, they were no match for the FCC and their ruthless mercenaries.  The sWalker, rusty from months of drunken debauchery, was surprised to find himself outpacing his comrades for the majority of the battle.  However, the hero status was snatched away at the end of the battle by a strange new warrior with black paint around his eyes...Sequel was the name that was revered on this day.  The sWalker was very thankful to the skilled craftsman of his new sleeker bow for the battle, but it will never replace the sWalker's long bow given to him by the gods.

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Strategus General Discussion / The sWalker's search for his long bow continues...

« on: September 09, 2011, 02:21:15 am »

Attackers-500          Defenders-486
                 Post Battle
Attackers-115          Defenders-0

The sWalker, in his continued search for his stolen bow, set out on the northern countryside.  A group of brave LL soldiers were rumored to have taken the bow, so they were attacked directly.  The sWalker killed the most and was the hero of the battle as well(43-9).  Alas, no bow was found among the remains of the brave LL warriors...lies travel quickly through the land...we shall see how long it takes for our hero to regain his bow.  Back at the sWalker's favorite tavern in Yruma castle, many drinks will be consumed in honor of those who fell today, both friend and foe.

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Strategus General Discussion / The sWalker doesn't think it's funny guys

« on: September 06, 2011, 05:00:32 am »

Attackers-4000           Defenders-539
                    Post Battle
Attackers-3519           Defenders-0

So we leave the tavern and go to fight...promised the best gear our armies.  The sWalker guesses that some of the men thought it would be funny to hide sWalker's bow for the fight... .  They said afterward that they believed the sWalker was too drunk to shoot, and they feared for their lives...possible, maybe.  Being too drunk to remember the hero and highest killer...these people must post their achievements themselves tonight. *thinks to himself...it's a good thing I'm too drunk to feel the pain right now*

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Strategus General Discussion / The sWalker does not like this Sumbuja village...

« on: September 05, 2011, 05:46:32 pm »

Attackers-3964         Defenders-4715
                   Post Battle
Attackers-316             Defenders-1386

Once again the village of Sumbuja leaves a bad taste in the sWalker's mouth.  Defeat seems to emanate from this village.  The sWalker killed the most enemies(61-35) and Cyranule was the hero of the battle for the attackers(58-29).  The cavalry man from across the ocean fought like a god...even with the length of his journey.  And Chaos's melee and crossbowmen once against showed their dominance from the previous day.  The sWalker will drink a strong drink for the dead and in honor of the respectable defenders.

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Strategus General Discussion / the sWalker's greatest defeat to date...

« on: September 04, 2011, 10:44:19 pm »

Attackers-2002         Defenders-1002
                  Post Battle
Attackers-1298         Defenders-0

The massive tsardom of DRZ, hired out the best warrior mercenaries from the lands of the West and met us out on the open field.  They ran us down like dogs with their heavy horses, most times before the sWalker could even grab the trusty long bow.  These warriors fought like they never have before, embarrassing our army that has seen few losses over the many campaigns.  The sWalker is badly injured, both in body and in spirit...but the sWalker will never stop fighting. 

The sWalker salutes the skill of the worthy enemies that fought in this battle...true warriors are gods in the sWalker's eyes...not allies or enemies.

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Strategus General Discussion / Yruma Castle perpetual state of battle...sWalker approves

« on: September 03, 2011, 11:30:52 pm »

Attackers-1002         Defenders-2627
                  Post Battle
Attackers-676           Defenders-2509

The sWalker topped the kill list in the battle(19-3) with Linden earning his first hero status(10-0). 

The sWalker would like to thank the gods and DRZ for the never ending battle at Yruma castle.  Brave soldiers charging into sWalker's arrows during the day, and sWalker's favorite tavern full of mercenary customers at night...the sWalker could not be happier.

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Strategus General Discussion / Another battle at Tismirr...

« on: September 03, 2011, 03:39:25 am »

Attackers-3295            Defenders-4100
                   Post Battle
Attackers-0                  Defenders-1949

The sWalker was the hero of the battle for the second time in a row(69-19), with Allers tallying the most kills(120-63). 

The sWalker was very confused by the building of two siege towers during the battle...*seems like a waste of good fighting time and energy to me, he thought, as the towers went up*.  The attackers fought bravely...and the sWalker must seek attention for his injured shoulder after that Mr. Pibb fellow couched it.  Cold beers, hot prostitutes, and cold ice on the shoulder are the order of business in the sWalker's tavern tonight.

*Please worthy enemies post your heroic and deadly killers so the world will remember their deeds...the sWalker could not record your numbers because of the injury to the sWalker's shoulder.