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cRPG => Suggestions Corner => The Chamber of Tears => Topic started by: Nickleback on December 13, 2018, 10:13:44 pm
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-Did i hear a sound?Who's that,bloody hell who do you think you are trespassing into my private chamber,this is lord's quarters,get outta here before you expose to my fury.
(You keep reading the post)
-Are you still here?GUARDS!GUARDSSSSSSSS!THERE IS AN INTRUDER IN MY POST,GET HIM OUTTA HERE.
-Yes master, getting him out immidiately.
-Do not dare to venture into my private quarters again stranger,if thou shalt seen here again,you must be slaughtered like a sheep.NOW!GET OUT!
(You have been kicked by the guards).
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Knocks out a guard to take his disguise, use guard disguise to knock out and take the disguise of a butler, use butler disguise to poison the Dark Lord's tea.
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but then YUHMAZ, yeldurs GREATEST bodyguard rsuhed up and KILL u instantaneusly meaning ur DEAD game over
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Consume on death; vial of life essence shatters and resurrects me on the spot giving you temporarily bewilderment which I use to punch you in the human deathspot located around the neck area leaving you paralyzed. Mission still ongoing and the tea is on it's way to the lord's chamber.
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uysin g my specIal powers i scream NIGZIP at the top of my lungs and break free of the paralysis
i teleport behind u with a katana folded over 50 billion times and say "hEH NOTHIN' PPPPPERSONELL KID" and cut ur head off
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Being a necromancers vessel having my head cut off doesn't phase me and I retaliated by taking your katana and chopping you up in tiny pieces and cast a spell on you dooming you to the shadowrealm where you were eaten by a monster, though I saved your head and placed it on my open neck wound. Continuing onward towards the lord's chamber with the tea.
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using my supreme autism powers i regrow like the tumour i am from your neck, you now not only have cancer, you also now have high levels of yeldur autism infesting you
it compels you to not use the poison and instead poison yourself cos ur a retard like me now
whilst doing this i barricade the door to yeldurs room with 50000000000000000000000000000000000000 5x5 blocks of banana bread
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Dark lord yuhmaz sitting in the chambers waiting for his afternoon tea,as he glimpses over lushful greens thinking : "as these greens die in winter,i shall die when the time will come,i wonder when and how i will die,will i die while fighting against daedric princes?Or die while i try to fight with argonian counts?Maybe i die in a less heroic way".
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Dark lord yuhmaz sitting in the chambers waiting for his afternoon tea,as he glimpses over lushful greens thinking : "as these greens die in winter,i shall die when the time will come,i wonder when and how i will die,will i die while fighting against daedric princes?Or die while i try to fight with argonian counts?Maybe i die in a less heroic way".My personal guardmaster yeldurzip enters the chamber hastily with news.
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Dark lord yuhmaz sitting in the chambers waiting for his afternoon tea,as he glimpses over lushful greens thinking : "as these greens die in winter,i shall die when the time will come,i wonder when and how i will die,will i die while fighting against daedric princes?Or die while i try to fight with argonian counts?Maybe i die in a less heroic way".My personal guardmaster yeldurzip enters the chamber hastily with news.
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I become a god and annihilate everything in the universe, the end.
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Ended rather fast,we need more threads like this :D
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except yeldur who like a tumour regrows once more, so large in fact that a new earth is made, yeldur is now the earth and everyone on it has autism and retardatation
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Out of the hazy mist a bewilderbeast confuses everyone and casts a resurrection spell
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Ended rather fast,we need more threads like this :D
My mistake, for some reason your posts did not show up and I though it was only me and yeldur, if I had seen your posts I would have gone further. My bad.
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My mistake, for some reason your posts did not show up and I though it was only me and yeldur, if I had seen your posts I would have gone further. My bad.
Np start another one.
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As the Dark Lord sits down at the table to eat his supper, I, having crafted a genius plan starting with me enrolling in the service of the Dark Lord as a taste tester with an impenetrable resume and experience which through my loyal service made me the lord's personal stool man (I wipe his butt after shitting) readied my spoon to taste today's special soup, nothing wrong with it, except I planted a little submarine in it (left over foods that are spit back into liquids) to make him consume some of my personal spit, today was the day he would swallow a part of me which would make him an incel on the spot, invalidating his rule as lord.
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Dark lord yuhmaz sit down to his great table in the dining hall.Unknowing what to come ,he started munching the food voraciously.Then he felt some change in his skin,he startled,looking at his butler he pushed the food plate away from the table with anger.Screamed : WHAT THOU PUTS IN THY LORD'S SUPPER!Butler shocked at his lord's keen sense of taste.
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The lord has now turned into a pathetic incel virgin and have lost the right to rule the throne as the constitution of the monarchy clearly states that you need to be un-virgin chad to be a ruler, which you now, are not. I shall cut off your penis to forever make you an incel and take your place on the throne.
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The dark lord yuhmaz stayed calmly and looked the butler in the eye while he is making his speech.Then told him ,i guess u forgot u are incel virgin too.Before my heirs hear that i have incel genes in my body,i shall executed you.GUARDSSSSS!Take this vile butler to castle dungeons,he shall be executed in the following morning,before the crowd for preparing peasant food for his master.
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Fuck, I have been caught I'm now waiting in the dungeon, but wait, being the lord's stool man I used my long knowledge of wiping his ass that I fashioned a makeshift key out of my poop and escaped the cell, though I knew my shitkey was making a foul smell so I quickly ran into the cottage to find some water to wash myself with.
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Guardmaster yeldur : Sir we have lost the prisoner ,he made a shift escape in the yeldurht.
Dark lord yuhmaz : what!what did you do?Execute the responsible dungeon guard.Tell the imperial watch to follow his traces,put 20000 chromosomes bounty on his head.Whispers to himself : He has the info to ruin my empire,i must catch him as soon as possible before he spreads the news.
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Also check the other thread kuoin i made new one we can do 2 of em.
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