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loginThe Legend of the Patch: Risen by the power of the Pumpkin King, an army of evil was unleashed upon the Earth. With only one goal, one purpose: The destruction of mankind. There is ONE requirement: You MUST wear a felt hat at all times when wearing the clan tags. There are no other requirements.
Note: This clan will not be participating in strat (for the time being) and all alternate characters or mains are welcome. Please keep in mind that if you use a main they must wear a felt hat at all times while the tags are still on. Therefore, this clan will mainly be for alternate characters.
Rise Of The Pumpkin King:On the darkest of all Hallow's Eves
A pumpkin lay amongst the trees
All alone in perfect dark
Suddenly it began to spark
A wicked smile across it's base
Slowly revealed, an evil face
And under it began to rise
A body just a child's size
The figure rose with twigs adorned
That night the pumpkin child was born
Mischief, havoc, awful deeds
These are what the child would breed
For years he terrorized the land
Until he grew to into a man
Grim but great he reigned supreme
He soon was crowned the pumpkin king
Immortal, striking fear within
His face lit up into a grin
No love or loss to fill his heart
A void grew deep within his.... penis....
The wind his slave for many years
Blew his straw for all to hear
The breeze was wanting, although nice
It simply just would not suffice
It came to him faster than a blink
While he washed up at the sink
His minions working at the task
A monument to his own ass
Now sitting on the Ivory Throne
The Pumpkin King alone gets blown
So plug your nose and wipe your butt
When Blumkin gets his fuckin nut.
The Glorious Leader: BlumpkinThePumpkinKing
Officers: LumpkinThePumpkinPrince
Minions:*Revisions may be made accordingly*