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Diplomacy / Re: Dear BLACK Company

« on: July 09, 2014, 02:54:16 am »

Yeah.. well.. your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

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I'm not really good at this shittalking thing

Let's not be politically correct.  My mother was a rat and my father smelt of dingle berries. 

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Diplomacy / Re: Dear BLACK Company

« on: July 09, 2014, 02:33:34 am »

I heard that Black Company actually started WW2.

No... we finished it. 

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Mercenary Recruitment / Re: Help Squids

« on: July 09, 2014, 02:09:40 am »

Again I'm not admitting we stole anything we just know what we wanted and we acted on it. At this point I wished we never stepped in to help you this strat.

Ditto.  Had we not negotiated with LCO to save your ass they would have wiped you in the early stages.  You stole their shit and they were ready to declare war.  How many goods did we give up AFTER fighting more battles than anyone else in strat?  1500?  That's chump change now but it was huge at the time. 

BTW...  we never asked for your help.  We were perfectly willing to finish what we started.  Kudos to Astralis and Frisia for a great war.  It's a shame the way it ended.  At the time we were burnt out and glad it was over.  But it was a shitty way to go. 

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Diplomacy / Re: Dear BLACK Company

« on: July 09, 2014, 02:01:06 am »

Fuck Black Company.....  why you ask?  Because Unholy is the slimiest, dirtiest, and sexiest manbeast alive.  Women beg him to not shower because his essence is so pure.  He walks into a room and they faint.  Men's testicles shrivel in the sight of true manhood.  When he's not blowing shit up and being an all around super dude he does charity work for ChipN'Dales.  If you look up the word "MAN" in the dictionary it shows a picture of Unholy.  His genetic material can be found in 30% of the worlds population.  He negotiated peace in the Middle East only to convince everyone to start fighting again.  He is....  Unholy and a symbol of the greatness of Black Company. 

This my friends... is a genuine image of Unholy..... 


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Diplomacy / Re: Dear BLACK Company

« on: July 09, 2014, 12:42:49 am »

Fuck you unholy! Fuck you Black Company!

-for unholy ;)

My name is Unholy and I approve this message. 

This thread is dedicated to shitposting.  All are welcome to attend.  But please.... for god sake.... don't take anything you read here seriously. 

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Mercenary Recruitment / Re: Help Squids

« on: July 08, 2014, 11:17:15 pm »

Once alligator found out we wanted peshmi you guys had no problem taking it from our grasp so again we're even.

First... glad to see you're finally admitting to being a complete cunt.  Second....  we never even took Peshmi lol.  Dach was old Fallen.  He joined Bird Clan and they went inactive.  He got tired of playing and gave us the village on one condition....  If Bird became active again we would give it back.  And honestly.... we would have honored that deal.  Nobody ever asked about it.  Not even you.  I was running the faction at that point.  And I was shopping the village.  If you had simply asked for it I would have given it to you in exchange for trade rights there.  If you really wanted it then why did you talk to Alligator?  Why not talk to me?  Why go through such a roundabout process of fucking Black Company over when all you had to do was ask?  That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.  You guys admit to getting your pawns (Geforce) to take it for you at a point when we were allies.  Why have you been denying it for the last few weeks? 

lol.  This is too easy.  We already knew all this shit.  But I'm glad you finally admit it. 

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Mercenary Recruitment / Re: Help Squids

« on: July 08, 2014, 05:41:12 pm »

now now folks. Many close battles. Great commanders on Black Company side(I hope thats unholy). In Webb's battle I didnt even know when to attack or not I was so concerned about all those archers lol. Fuckkkkk it was tough.

When all else fails shoot the hell out of em. 

And I barely commanded each battle.  I just let the mercs win it.  They did a good job. 

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Diplomacy / Re: Astralis: New Tilbaut Castle

« on: July 08, 2014, 05:26:04 pm »

This sums up all diplomacy posts

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NA (Official) / Re: Ban Vangard_Kjetil and RexArmadillo

« on: July 08, 2014, 04:25:11 pm »

Yeah that sucked.  It was our battle.  They fucked off most the time. 

I'm not looking to get anyone banned.  But I'll never hire them again. 

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Mercenary Recruitment / Re: Help Squids

« on: July 08, 2014, 02:14:28 pm »

Why would I want to trust you again? Jumped us while 4 other factions are at war with us, find your spine coward. Sounds like the only reason you have is because we signed up against you one time. Welcome to our level of diplomacy.

Lol.... I came in your ts and told you we were taking Knudarr within a week or two.  You straight up ganked it.  We got word you told Geforce to attack one of our villages.  2 weeks later they hit Peshmi.  Then you merc'd for them under pseudonym and lied about it like a pussy only to admit it later.  And all the while we were suppose to be friends. 

So now we're at war.  Welcome to our level of diplomacy. 

And again... we told you publicly we would return the village and every bit of your troops and gear for a decent battle time.  You refused. 

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Mercenary Recruitment / Re: Help Squids

« on: July 08, 2014, 09:23:17 am »

2 mercs short and still crushed that nicely geared army with leftover gear. This strat is not the best for filling rosters unless its a EU vs NA battle.

Sorry can't trust BC with our gear or troops been dicked over too many times. Weather it be on purpose or accidental, hard to fuck up a village seige timing.

Keep crying.  The battle time wasn't intentional.  Everybody knows who's screwed who over.  You guys fucked us every chance you got.  We offered to give all your shit back.... publicly.... and fight at a straight up time and you refused.  I'm sure it had NOTHING to do with the fact that you were up by 10-15 mercs.  All that "for the community" stuff was a line of BS.

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Mercenary Recruitment / Re: Help Squids

« on: July 08, 2014, 05:28:46 am »

Kesh is right, I don't care too much about strat, I never have for any long period of time. My mentality towards it is that it's just a game. A game that happens to bring out the worst in most people who take it with any ounce of seriousness.

I'm quitting for a few reasons.

A: This iteration of strat is beyond broken. Gear prices and crime and all that jazz are fucked up, I don't care what anyone claims, this is how I feel.
B:Everyone I'm playing either with or against treats Strat like it matters.
C:Being a strat leader has brought out the worst in me on the forums and such, I liked it better the days when I would just follow Kesh into hell and no matter what happened I had some fun(usually)
D: c-RPG takes up way too much damn time, so instead of sitting on my fatass all day, I've used it to go out into the world and actually do shit.
E: I made friends(I like to think so, lol) on all sides, Squids, Hosp, MB, GoW, WotN, Astralis, Desire, etc etc and seeing most of them (Myself included) turn into a bunch of foaming at the mouth psychopaths on a fuckin forum board isn't something I enjoyed.

I have a serious fucking dislike for James though, has nothing to do with strat stuff, he's just an asshole. I honest to god wanted to declare a ceasefire so we could all go beat his ass off the map and resume fighting out our little war but that didn't go anywhere.

Honestly, the rest of you people are great, I've had a great time playing with all of you.
Kesh is a pretty cool motherfucker to hang with, as were most of the old FCC guys like G-man, Snickers, Zaylo, Richierich and such. Sittingbull is probably one of the best clan leads I've ever seen, Dreadnok is the best person on ts, ever. Had some great fun stacking Aldo, 9finger and the rest of MB back in the day (remember when they had a ladder of 50 instead of 150?) Chilling with the Squids was a blast, me and Zaylo once pulled an all nighter and ended up fighting in a strat battle at 7am. More recently, hanging with all the LCOH guys was fun, (TallTree, Dev, panda, cain)


And to all the Black Company guys stop fucking teamhitting meCongrats on being the only clan to tolerate me for a full 9 months.   

That was never hard dude.  You were a blast to hang out with.  Don't forget us.  If you ever feel the need to get teamwounded kill shit just come back.

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Mercenary Recruitment / Re: Help Squids

« on: July 08, 2014, 05:22:01 am »

I hope he comes back.

I told him let strat go.  Just come play every now and then.  Maybe he will.  But this game is hell.  It's so fucking competitive nothing else fills the void.  He may just need a break.  We'll see. 

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Mercenary Recruitment / Re: Help Squids

« on: July 08, 2014, 04:45:44 am »

Im sorry to see him go, but I know him from way back and I'm really surprised he would quit over anything like strat and not just because he got interested in some other game or busy with life.  Hes super laid back and really doesnt care about strat.

Slight correction - they just more actively hired neutrals - most of eu against them, hence why the organized eu clans mercing for your side - kalmar union, druzhina, of_the_North, Bros, etc. and you have equal number of mercs even though it looked like they checked the roster more actively.  I can't remember last battle aow hasn't faced more mercs on the enemy side.  Nothing wrong with that, but just correction.

Yea he's a super cool dude.  He genuinely liked everybody... and like a lot of people.... shit posts on the diplo forum got to him.  There were some other things.  I think he was generally tired of the game.  He took on a lot of responsibility in BC over the last month.  That carries a ton of stress etc. 

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Mercenary Recruitment / Re: Help Squids

« on: July 08, 2014, 04:18:07 am »

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lol

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