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NA (Official) / Ban this nerd
« on: February 01, 2016, 06:02:35 am »
BAN REQUEST FORM:
1. N/A
2. Gobblin_Hunter (this is a pseudonym but they were in this battle http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=236)
3. NA_3, whatever time the battle link says it happened at.
4. Player threw ladders on flags repeatedly.
5. He's a jagon.
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7. Nearly anyone on our team.

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I HEREBY DECLARE OPEN AND TOTAL WAR ON
THE KINGDOM OF PEARS.



WE HAVE BEEN PROVOKED BY PEARS SIGNING UP AGAINST US INNOCENT GOBBLINS IN FORCE FOR OUR ENTIRELY JUSTIFIABLE AI FIEF ATTACKS. THEY HAVE FALSELY CLAIMED THAT WE "ATTACKED THEIR CLAIMS". WELL PEARNOOBS, I DON'T THINK ANYBODY WHO DOESN'T HAVE THE BALLS TO BE ANYTHING MORE THAN A TRADING SIMULATING FACTION SHOULD BE IN THE BUSINESS OF MAKING CLAIMS.

I HEREBY DECLARE AROWAINE CAPITAINE DE FREGAYTE OF THE GOBBLIN OFFENSIVE AGAINST TRADE SIMULATING PUUTIES IN THE WESTERN THEATRE.

BY THE WAY THE FOLLOWING IS TO ALL OTHER MAJOR FACTIONS: YOU ARE BIG FAT FUCKING PUSSIES FOR NOT DECLARING WAR ON ANYONE AND SITTING IN YOUR MOMS BASEMENTS JERKING YOUR DICKS IN A CIRCLE. I HAVE TAKEN THIS RESPONSIBILITY ON MYSELF TO DECLARE WAR ON NOOBS AND INTRODUCE THE SURVIVAL OF THE FITNESS TO STRATEGUS 6. YOU ARE WELCOME PLEBEIANS.


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Diplomacy / A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
« on: January 26, 2016, 07:38:58 am »

JOIN TODAY.

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cRPG Technical problems / Can't launch/install game
« on: December 09, 2015, 04:51:51 am »
I download the installer and try to run it and as soon as I double click the executable it instantaneously comes up with a window that says "CRPG Launcher has stopped working". I have tried reinstalling M&B, downloading a new installer, launching with admin privileges, and launching in/out of the M&B folders.

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Look.

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I want to spice up my cRPG experience.

Go.

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Archbishop Daruvian Announces Formation of Gay Crusaders Battalion


Hello brothers and welcome. We live in times of trials and tribulations in this Strategus 5. Today I would like to open this sermon with a quote from the Gay Bible to help our Holy Church understand what must be done for us to bring the world to holiness through these dark times.

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Romans 13:1-7

Let every person be subject to the governing authorities. For there is no authority except from God, and those that exist have been instituted by God. Therefore whoever resists the authorities resists what God has appointed, and those who resist will incur judgment. For rulers are not a terror to good conduct, but to bad. Would you have no fear of the one who is in authority? Then do what is good, and you will receive his approval, for he is God's servant for your good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for he does not bear the sword in vain. For he is the servant of God, an avenger who carries out God's wrath on the wrongdoer. Therefore one must be in subjection, not only to avoid God's wrath but also for the sake of conscience.

You see, what the Gay God is saying here is that man must be subservient to his Gay will.

I fully believe that it is our solemn duty to bring all of North American Strategus into the fold of his worship, with our Holiness as our right of authority. This map must be brought to understand His Love, and if they refuse, judgment must be justly given. It is for this reason that I, the Archbishop of the Calradian Order of the Gay God, graciously induct the Crusaders of Acre into our Holy Gay Church so that their fervor and piety may assist our cause.

In these dark times so many have forgotten the true Gay God, and fallen into praise of false idols. So we must embrace our brothers whom are willing to see Him.

I hereby declare James of the Crusaders of Acre the Bishop-Steward of the Northern Reaches, and Axeman the Knight Commander of the Northern Reaches. Together they are charged with expanding the Faith of the Gay God to the North in a Gay Crusade. All Crusaders of Acre are now to be joined into a Branch of the Gay Order, and we shall call them the first Gay Crusaders of the Holy Order.

Finally I wish to end my sermon with another quote from the Gay Bible, to remind us of our duties to each other as new found Brothers in this, our order.

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John 15:13
Greater love has no one than this, that he lay down his life for his friends.

Amen.

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Strategus General Discussion / Ultimate Strat 5 Feedback Thread W/ Poll
« on: October 27, 2014, 04:23:39 pm »
Sorry for spamming you a link to this page. Poll coming shortly. Please vote for all options that you agree with. Only vote once for each category--I.E. don't vote yes to more crime and yes to less crime.

The poll is just for general subjects, if you have something specific that isn't addressed there then post it in a response to the thread.

Hey guys use this thread to give devs a good source of feedback in the form of votes and stated opinions so that they can see our final opinions before strat 6 is released. Link your friends!

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The Holy Order of the Gay God

The Holy Order of the Gay God is a sacred religious organization dedicated to spreading the worship of the one and only true god: the Gay God.

We are a Strategus faction in NA. Our members are allowed to remain in whatever clans they like as Missionaries of the Gay God so that they may better spread our Holy message. Below is a link to join our faction.

http://strategus.c-rpg.net/send_action.php?action=joinFaction&id=542


Our current objective is to gain Brothers and Sisters to fill our ranks so that we may have strength for Strategus 6 where we can revitalize the community by imbuing them with the holy and gay strength of our deity. We shall forcefully take a fortress on the Strategus map to utilize as a Gay Monastery, and expand our influence throughout the realm until the religious demographic of North America is shifted to the worship of the Gay God. We will align ourselves with believers and use our influence to destroy heretics. If you are interested, please fill out the Application in one of the spoilers below and post it as a reply to this thread.


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Scene Editing / Weather/Time Settings
« on: October 24, 2014, 05:11:45 am »
Is there any way we could tie these so that a certain map always has exact, certain weather/time settings? I want to make an atmospheric night-time city under attack for NA_1 but if all the lighting and everything is moot because it's going to be daytime+rain or something then I don't know if I want to put in the trouble. I understand that currently weather and time settings are random for each map?

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General Discussion / Important Thread About New Patch
« on: October 20, 2014, 03:01:46 am »
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Diplomacy / The Adventures of The Gay Knights
« on: October 11, 2014, 02:41:00 am »
hello this is an interactive and ongoing RP story, please feel free 2 make suggestions or insert ur own characters but PLS keep within the roleplay rules of this story and the forums

please write any additions u want 2 the story in roleplay format, and if they get enough upvotes i will add them to the OP post and they will becum part of the official story. ty for reading  :D


"Fuck strat 5", Daruvian thought as he looked down at the small Taiwanese boy kneeling between his legs. He took another long drink from his glass of domestic piss beer, and placed one hand on the boy's head to rub his unkempt hair out of his face. "Go get me the Doritos and Mountain Dew Code Red from the kitchen, and return to the task at hand when you get back." The boy giggled coyly and sprang to his feet and out of the room in absolute nudity, nervously hoping that he was making his master proud with his subservience.

Shifting his attention back to his harshly glowing monitor screen in the otherwise pitch black room, Daruvian watched as Jack1 sent him Steam messages trying to persuade him to play in a Strategus battle. "Doesn't he know the m0d is d34d at the hands of Tydeus, as all of the Gay Sages of Frisia heralded?" Daruvian considered his response momentarily and typed back to Jack1 "rofl bundle of sticks u think im going 2 play in strat 5? yeah thanks no LOL".

The Gay Knight wheezed and chuckled with satisfaction at his own hilarity. His hearty voice cracked throughout the corners of the room and down the stone hallway outside. Just regaining his breath from the taxing energy expenditure of laughing at his own internet humor, he took the bag of Doritos from his now returning Thai ladyboy and shoveled a handful into his gaping maw.

"You know I'm the Gay Knight of Frisia right boy? That's why you're doing this for me. I am a powerful and gay knight, and you are my ballsquire. I'm the best 1H cavalry player in NA. You should be thankful that you even have this opportunity. Get back on your knees and return to work." Saying the power dynamic in their mentor-protege relationship aloud made the situation all the more erotic to The Gay Knight.

The boy was good at his work. He had begun training daily in the Rites of the Gay Knights, coming (lol) each and every morning to study under the tutelage of The Gay Knight of Frisia. He had made very quick progress recently.

His name was Cikel, and he was sent to study at the Citadel of the Gay Knights since birth. His birth-mother was a destitute Swabian prostitute and his father a Thai rice salesman. They could not afford to raise the child. Fortunately for Cikel there was a monk of the Order of the Gay God on a pilgrimage in the area, who offered to take the boy back to be raised in the tradition of the Citadel. This monk was named Havelle. He had greasy auburn hair that fell across his forehead, and wore a brown robe from shoulder to ankle. He had a strong penchant for tables.

The Citadel of the Gay Knights was a stone fortress located high in the labyrinth of the Swiss Alps. It was a naturally defensible keep, having a sheer cliff face on 2 sides, a risen mountain immediately to its back, and one road leading in and out from the front gate. The keep had stood strong here for 100 years since the reign of (blessed be his name) Spook the First. Originally it was built to serve as a ruling seat for Spook and his minions. Now the Order of the Gay God had taken the Citadel for the purpose of housing their sacred order and teaching initiates.

The Gay Knight of Frisia's consciousness snapped back to the matter at hand as he felt the boy's work building the pressure rising inside him like a cinched hose about to burst. He reached climax. Daruvian thanked Cikel for his time, reminded him to always follow the path of the Gay God, and told him he was released from his studies for the day. The boy nodded solemnly, hiding his smile, and walked out of the room and down the stone corridor.

After regaining his composure and putting on his Frisian Heraldic Brigandine, The Gay Knight of Frisia walked out into the hallway. The breeze of the Alps penetrated (lol) the Citadel, winding around the stone corners and gnawing at the skin. Daruvian shivered, and walked down the corridor... to his happy surprise, standing at the end of the corridor was Kamikaze_Joe, a fellow mentor at the Citadel, and the named Gay Knight of the Free Corporations.

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General Discussion / Goodbye Everyone
« on: September 05, 2014, 09:46:30 pm »
"St. Louis, MO — What many teenagers these days are considering a harmless prank has landed one online gamer in more trouble than he could have ever imagined. In a Missouri courtroom today, 15-year-old Paul Horner, known online as GOBBLINKINGGREATLEADER, broke down in tears after a judge found the young man guilty on two counts of domestic shitposting and disturbing the peace, and he was sentenced to twenty-five years to life in federal prison.


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Horner is the first person in history to be charged with what is known as ‘shitposting‘, a growing trend in which a person anonymously cyberbullies an internet community, such as a particular forum or webpage, in hopes of provoking the players to negative responses. Prosecutors in the case proved that Horner called in multiple false insults against rival online gamers, such as calling them "spunk butler" or "cheesedick" resulting in a disturbance of the peace for the online gaming community we are told is referred to as "cRPG" or "cerpiga" by its members. Most members of this online community were eager to comment, with one particularly upset gamer saying "I'm very happy that he got banned from IRL, he was a fucking cheesedick."

The practice of “shitposting” was recently brought to national attention by the YouTube video: "fuck you all, fedoras own hard" located here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfOuJ93sIog. Law Enforcement agencies say that the practice, which has been occurring with increasing frequency since 2013, wastes valuable resources and places innocent people in harm’s way. The 2014 incident, which resulted in the charges against Horner, are a prime example of this.

Defense lawyers told the courtroom that Horner, who goes by the gamertag GOBBLINKINGGREATLEADER, was upset after being repeatedly beaten by a fellow gamer at cRPG. After obtaining the rival gamers information, prosecutors say Horner called the other gamer a "cock crazed cheesedick who probably doesnt even use a mechanical keyboard u fucking shithole". Following an investigation of the incident, Horner was charged as an adult, using provisions of the 2001 Patriot Act. Horner’s guilty charge stems from two counts of domestic shitposting, and one count of disturbing the peace.

During closing arguments, prosecuting attorney Jack Phillips explained the state’s assessment of Horner to the jury.
“Horner’s actions are pure evil, he is a menace to society and must be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.”

Horner, described as affecting a brash, “hardcore” persona while online was anything but throughout the trial. At multiple times Horner broke down into fits of sobbing hysteria and calls to his mother, to the point that the presiding Judge, Arthur Digsby, was forced to have him removed. Hearing the sentence of 25 years to life, Horner began sobbing. Judge Digsby told Horner that though he felt bad for the youth, he was ultimately responsible for his own actions.

“Ignorance of consequence because of lack of thought absolves no one”, the Judge told Horner. “Thinking that your actions were only a prank did not make them only a prank.”

Judge Digsby finished his sentencing as he went on to admonish anyone who would try to emulate such idiocy.

“Leave your petty pride in the realm of digital fantasy where it is still safe,” Digsby said. “Because, as young mister Horner has learned, actions in the real world don’t have a reset button. And every parent should make sure their children understand that.”"


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General Discussion / What Events/Maps Should I Work On?
« on: August 15, 2014, 01:25:56 am »
HELLO SORRY THAT I SPAMMED YOU WITH A MESSAGE TO THIS PAGE, I COULDN'T HELP IT I HAVE A CONDITION CALLED BEING A HUGE FUCKING NERD.

After diving into and becoming pretty familiar and good with the Warband map editor a few weeks ago, I've been honing my nerd energies into making maps because it's surprisingly fun. So I've come up with a few good ideas for tournaments/events, and maps I could make to enhance them. These are all things I would like to make, just I don't know in what order I would like to do them, and if I will ever get around to them. I was curious what the community would most like to see.

I'm going to list a few combinations of maps I could make and the game modes I had planned to use with them. EDIT: I've just wrote down three of the game modes I want to create because it took long enough to write this and I got tired of typing. Feel free to mention any other game modes to me that you think could be interesting, maybe I haven't thought of them... and please share this with other members of the community so we can see what people want through the poll's votes.

Regicide (inspired by Age of Empires): Two teams compete fighting from different houses/forts/castles/cities/sides of a river/whatever the fuck I decide to make the map, with the sole goal of keeping one specific player on their team alive. This player is dubbed their king (or whatever the fuck I decide to name him i.e. Autist, Virgin, Bitchbaby, etc). Victory is awarded to the team who keeps their king alive longer than the other team; if your king dies you lose, if their king dies they lose. Theres a lot of fun variables to consider, for example we could allow all the players on each team that aren't kings to respawn so its like a deathmatch to kill the enemy king.

The Hunger Games (inspired by The Hunger Games): A free for all deathmatch gamestyle using the biggest map I can possibly make. Players start with armor but no weapons. Admins will drop weapons into a big pile in the middle of the map, on an island surrounded by a small shallow river. Players spawn in a circle outside of the island. Players must rush to the island to arm themselves with whatever weapon they can find, and proceed to either slay as many players as they can, or run to safety and let everyone slaughter each other. The part of the map surrounding the middle island (the cornucopia) will contain mountains or hills and foresty terrain, as well as maybe some swamps or rivers or something... maybe even a random ass house or two or a very small fort. We would have a time limit on this and allow whatever people want to happen (maybe 1 hour?). People could make their own impromptu tribes to survive, and find safety for themselves. If things get too boring, we can start throwing players that already died or admins out as challenges to the living players, maybe as cav teams meant to hunt them down or something. Lots of potential.

cRPGMANIA WRESTLING CAGE MATCH TOURNAMENT: A stylized 2v2 tournament with commentators. Four players will step into an elevated cage surrounded by spectator towers and smoke and flame. We could run the tournament with either unarmed or armed combatants. As for the event itself, the way I am most thinking of having things is one event with 8-16 teams fighting for the top spot. Teams would be seeded into the tournament by posting in a thread and saying their team's name, introduction music, theme, and players. Whatever posts get the most upvotes get seeded to play in the tournament. This map is already completed.

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