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... and all the other things floating around out there / Heroes & Generals

« on: August 20, 2015, 03:37:53 pm »

Do not play this filthy trash game made by a bunch of filthy snow monkeys!

I gave them 25$ and what did the shits do? They fucking perma ban me from the game. Reason "cheating/hacking". It's a free to play game, why would I ever cheat/hack on my main account with 130 hours pumped into the shit bag and 25$ tossed at it?

Answer, I wouldn't because I'm not totally retarded!!!

FUCK YOU RETO-MOTO! Next time I'm in your little dogrel shitty frozen city imma swing by your fucking crappy little office and I'm going to flog something worth 25$, ye bunch of cunts!

So yeah, don't play that fucking shit house game.

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Diplomacy / Death to the Greys

« on: April 02, 2015, 11:33:33 am »

I Frank, declare war on the Greys!!!

Any who wish to follow me to death, well, JOIN IN!

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Note this is a personal vendetta that has nothing to do with the Free Peasants

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Diplomacy / Frank needs you!

« on: April 01, 2015, 01:26:14 am »

The foul and stench ridden Polish have a stacked me!

Their disgusting love of pickled food has rotted their brains and lead them to launch an attack most foul on my person!!!

I've got 100 troops against their pissy 300.

My army is shinny and very, very well equiped.

I've got 2000 +3 coursers and all the crap you could want. It's 50% plate 50% heavy armour so come have fun.

I'm not going to be able to attend the battle unfortunately so have fun without me.

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Strategus General Discussion / Derprim now servicing Satan

« on: March 04, 2015, 11:02:06 am »

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General Discussion / Free respec

« on: February 25, 2015, 12:33:44 pm »

So I can't use my armour anymore...

Any chance of respec?

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General Off Topic / Australia got into euro vision...

« on: February 12, 2015, 01:46:47 am »

So we are sending these guys

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General Discussion / Make me a forum mod

« on: February 11, 2015, 11:59:53 pm »

I've been around forever. Like a god damn Ent or something.

Give me the power to mute Tomeusz! For the love of God do it!

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General Discussion / Archery is underpowered and historically inaccurate.

« on: January 25, 2015, 03:24:07 am »

L2pewpew my old friends

The current archer dynamic is bullshit, I demand this!!!

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General Off Topic / Fantastically named songs/albums

« on: January 14, 2015, 11:31:24 am »

Wipe that shit eating grin off your punchable face

https://soundcloud.com/thesmithstreetband/wipe-that-shit-eating-grin-off-your-punchable-face

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Strategus General Discussion / Strat 6

« on: January 07, 2015, 05:18:33 am »

Increase PP production by x5 to massively increase the roll out of trade and gear.

Cut all gear prices in half.

Start everyone with 500 troops instead of 100. Also start everyone with 5000 silver.

Cut crimes effect by 75% and cut it's increase rate by 75%.

DONE

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Fix all the other shit and stuff and things but mostly those things.

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Diplomacy / Derprim

« on: January 07, 2015, 01:05:54 am »

Now sporting 60% discount on +3 Mill plate. Soon to be 65%!!!

I shouldn't have buffed the goods price, stupid no good goods!

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Diplomacy / Filthy no good scum

« on: December 20, 2014, 02:37:47 pm »

Kesh intends to stop the lawful mission of the return of the one true king of... Ganners claim... Ganner. I for one refuse to surrender.

The bastard usurper Matey had sat on the thrown too long!

In less than 9 hours a great battle will rage. 4000 angry over paid, over sexed, over armoured horse riding peasants will crush Kesh!

Fight for freedom you wankers!

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General / Post kick starter

« on: December 17, 2014, 09:29:59 am »

Just thought I'd toss an idea into the ring. Hopefully it's inoffensive...

What if you guys roll out the alpha earlier and we as a community push the whole thing strat included over and just ditch c-rpg. Perhaps we could all pay a very small monthly fee to play say 2 USD or what have you. It's not much and probably not enough but it's option :/ perhaps a terrible one.

What ideas do you (community writ large) have?

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Suggestions Corner / Remove exhustion mechanic from strat

« on: December 17, 2014, 09:24:51 am »

It's pointless. Instead just add a cool down time for the next time you can quick march. It just slows the game down, pfft I say, pfft we all say.

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Diplomacy / Return to sender

« on: December 17, 2014, 08:23:05 am »

Yeah sure, it's taken me a while to get around to returning Ganner's claim to it's rightful owner... Ganner. But it's about fucking time I do. If strat doesn't end before I get there that is.

My horde marches on New Rindyar Castle. We strike in... like ASAP.

All those in favour of FREEDOM~!!!~ and... um... THE SECOND AMENDMENT! JOIN ME!

4 shinny army with stupid amounts of all of the things is rolling in.

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