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Xesta the troll
« on: June 25, 2015, 03:17:10 am »
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Hello,

Xesta, the troll, I call you out for a duel on eu3. The terms of the duel are as follows.

The duel will be best of 5.

I will fight naked with my skip the fun character and you may fight with any level, armour or equipment you see fit to use.

At Xesta's request we will both wear armour. ^

You may choose which melee class I play, 1 hander, 2 hander or polearm.

The stake for the duel is 200k which is all the gold I have. If you do not have 200k, then suggest a smaller sum which is more affordable for your price range.

Accept, dont accept, but always that know you are terrible.

Let the shit storm commence.
« Last Edit: June 25, 2015, 06:17:38 pm by Blueberry Muffin »
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Re: Xesta the troll
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2015, 03:38:17 am »
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My bet is 300k that this topic will produce 12/15 pages of pure crpg drama  :mrgreen: some counter bets? :lol: and here we go......

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Re: Xesta the troll
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2015, 04:31:41 am »
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Holy fuck, are you mad cus I rekt your ass with my low lvl 31 agi troll build in 1v1...?


Also this is the 3rd thread by now someone wants to duel me (the fuck).

Hello,

I will fight naked with my skip the fun character and you may fight with any level, armour or equipment you see fit to use.

You really are not taking me serious are you? I don't even know if I should accept free 200k. Would be pretty shameless :^^)
« Last Edit: June 25, 2015, 05:21:44 am by Xesta »
Xesta you dumb fuck it all started because of you.Everyone i know in this server hates u pimple faced fuck.Go find someone else to pull your nipples,spit your face and tell how stupid you are i'm done with you.I'LL KEBAP YOUR ASS ON MY SHISH I'LL TURN FACE HOLES INTO A SPERM SPLATTER TO GROW FETUS IN UR MOMS UTERUS

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Re: Xesta the troll
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2015, 04:51:30 am »
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Also this is the 3rd thread by now someone wants to duel me (the fuck).


I beat you when you had 200 ping. Clearly I am bestest.

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Re: Xesta the troll
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2015, 05:11:12 am »
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i'm putting another 50k on xesta

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Re: Xesta the troll
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2015, 05:34:27 am »
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Holy fuck, are you mad cus I rekt your ass with my low lvl 31 agi troll build in 1v1...?

I don't even know if I should accept free 200k. Would be pretty shameless :^^)

This has pussy written all over it.

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Re: Xesta the troll
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2015, 09:11:19 am »
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500k on muffin.
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Re: Xesta the troll
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2015, 09:15:53 am »
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Re: Xesta the troll
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2015, 09:18:15 am »
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xesta made an agi troll build ? wow. someone is mad.
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Re: Xesta the troll
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2015, 09:58:17 am »
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Why not do a proper duel, both geared? Then theres no excuses and the winner is the better player. I think if Muffin is naked Xesta will win, but Blueberry is probably the better all-round player with gear. If xesta wins Muffin has a good excuse (no gear), if xesta loses he can claim he didn't take it seriously cos you were naked and gave you a chance
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Re: Xesta the troll
« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2015, 10:19:52 am »
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For people putting money on Xesta are truly fools....
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Men are men
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Those are the rules no?

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Re: Xesta the troll
« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2015, 10:22:19 am »
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For people putting money on Xesta are truly fools....

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Re: Xesta the troll
« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2015, 10:30:24 am »
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You really are not taking me serious are you? I don't even know if I should accept free 200k. Would be pretty shameless :^^)

Just fyi, muff was once one of the most hated and feared polespammers, on par with some of who you might call dueling legends and he kept up top notch performance for a long time until he quit. Admitedly he quit quite a while ago ... actually those where times when i was still leader and trainer for my old clan.
I dont want to scare you and nor do i love him alot, as far as i can tell he doesnt care for me either and he is almost as selfabsorbed as you are. He just doesnt talk as much as you do, but rarely uses friendly vocabulary.

Just saying that it just might happen that he owns you naked if he prepares a bit (like the tryhard he also is similarly to you) if you dont consult the right people with particular knowledge and sustainable experiance as personal trainer, which are sadly pretty rare to find nowadays ...  :rolleyes:

BTW: I am free for hire atm, incase you need some reliable consultance with excellent success rate as clan trainer.  8-)
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Re: Xesta the troll
« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2015, 10:34:50 am »
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I'll put 200k on Xesta.

200k on muff,  you in?
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Re: Xesta the troll
« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2015, 10:50:37 am »
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Why not do a proper duel, both geared? Then theres no excuses and the winner is the better player. I think if Muffin is naked Xesta will win, but Blueberry is probably the better all-round player with gear. If xesta wins Muffin has a good excuse (no gear), if xesta loses he can claim he didn't take it seriously cos you were naked and gave you a chance

Probably? :lol:

However, naked Muffin vs. Xesta in heavy gear might end up with Muff hitting Xesta 6-7 times and then getting one-shot by random spam.
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