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Offline imisshotmail

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NA Border Patrol
« on: March 14, 2014, 01:06:38 am »
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We are the guardians of our maps borders.
We are NA's frontline.
We safeguard NA at and beyond our borders.
We protect the NA players against Europeans and their instruments of terror.
We steadfastly enforce the laws of GFORCE MAFIA while fostering our fellow clans economic security through lawful trade and travel.
We serve the NA playerbase with vigilance, integrity and professionalism.


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The so called Anti-UIF of EU Strategus has been found guilty of attempts to utilize NA clans in their wars against other Europeans. We have many reports of Fenris, Barabe, Kalmarunionen and more stealing American s&d for their own greedy purposes. The men of Fisdnar and Acre have been subdued by lies promising them help against us, the Real Americans on this map, and as such they are to be treated as Europeans from now on until they have been comprehensively destroyed. Any other factions found consorting with these Europeans will suffer the same fate.




Members of the UIF are exempt from this ruling, these brave men are fighting the good fight as our opposites and brothers in arms against the same enemies. They are not men who want to exploit us for our resources, but kind souls who want to rid us of this evil power. Truer patriots I have not seen.

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Re: NA Border Patrol
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2014, 01:09:56 am »
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Members of the UIF are exempt from this ruling, these brave men are fighting the good fight as our opposites and brothers in arms against the same enemies. They are not men who want to exploit us for our resources, but kind souls who want to rid us of this evil power. Truer patriots I have not seen.

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Re: NA Border Patrol
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2014, 01:11:00 am »
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weve had enough of these europeans stealing our S&D, its time 2 take mattersi nto our own hands to protect the S&D of real hardworking americans
FREE ALLERS

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Re: NA Border Patrol
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2014, 01:32:42 am »
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We have many reports of Fenris, Barabe, Kalmarunionen and more stealing American s&d for their own greedy purposes.

actually we havn't been taking any of your goods, but it would seem you thnk we do so maybe it's time we start? :)
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Re: NA Border Patrol
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2014, 01:39:02 am »
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if I am reading this correctly Europeans must stay out of NA unless it happens to be the Eu you are trading with?


that is an odd way to go about policing the border. Sounds pretty corrupt. You sure you are not a mexican cartel instead?
« Last Edit: March 14, 2014, 02:06:59 am by BaleOhay »
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Re: NA Border Patrol
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2014, 01:56:14 am »
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Ooooh, the propaganda! ...

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Re: NA Border Patrol
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2014, 01:56:51 am »
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Mafia is our border patrol agents? Holy crap that is like North Korean becoming a member of the Security Council.
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Re: NA Border Patrol
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2014, 02:02:50 am »
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On March 11, 2014, during what seemed like a routine checkpoint stop, we began to uncover a conspiracy.  We first noticed Fenris_Overlord acting nervous, then he made a break for it, trying to bypass an American checkpoint carrying a payload of over 1000 crates.  We began our pursuit.  Shortly after, Keshian makes a seemingly unrelated post, trying to divert the attention from the border hopper, but our men were vigilant.  Some would never bother to link these events, blowing them off as pure coincidence.  But we kept digging.  We checked every name, who they were, who there friends were, what their parents did for work, anything to connect them.  We began to connect the dots, and what we found was shocking.

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The same names and bad scores kept popping up, so did the whispers of "the plan".  We followed the paper trail.  It brought us to a presumably ordinary fief purchase.  There was an anonymous buyer.  We put some pressure on the bank, they eventually turned up the paperwork.  The buyer was actually a shell corporation for a foreign extremist group known as Fenris.  An EU terrorist cell was operating on US soil, right under our noses.  Hell, they could have been our neighbors. 

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But what was Fenris_Overlord hiding?  After a long pursuit, we finally caught him, but not before an ambush killed 165 of our men, good American fighting men.  Upon opening the wagon covers, we discovered 1900 crates of pure communist grade uranium.  What were they planning to do with this?  Most likely trying to detonate a dirty bomb in a high population area.  Maybe Tulga.  Maybe Narra.  Maybe Veluca.  The plot was foiled, but the trail goes cold.  What else are these extremist groups planning?  I can't bear to imagine it.  US factions facilitating an attack on US citzens on US soil.  It sickens me that they're still out there, plotting their next move.
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Re: NA Border Patrol
« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2014, 02:08:24 am »
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So while you want to keep, making trades with DRZ you dont want others to make trade with EU?
Sounds like an opressive regime is being installed on NA from another superpower.

Last round it was Occitan doing trade with DRZ, now you guys.
I guess you will swimm in silver and outproduce everyone else, soon, like the UIF in EU. That makes you then something like the UIF-NA Section GForce+Occitan ^^. As the UIF hasent been big enough already *sigh*

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Members of the UIF are exempt from this ruling, ...
« Last Edit: March 14, 2014, 02:12:58 am by kinngrimm »
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Re: NA Border Patrol
« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2014, 02:12:33 am »
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that second score is a pure result of the garbage free 1 handers. I was third on the scoreboard in that fight but could not kill anyone with my hachet or spike club.

First one we at least had falchons and things went much better.


that is the only part of your post worth responding
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Re: NA Border Patrol
« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2014, 02:27:25 am »
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All I have to say is:


RED DAWN MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggVGvW6GcsA

You watch this over and over to learn what we do you North Korean border patrol/gforce scum and your communist overlords!  You watch and you die!

"MERICA, FUCK YEAH"

We dont want you - go join your eu masters in EU, gforce.
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Re: NA Border Patrol
« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2014, 02:30:58 am »
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Rally the peasants!
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Re: NA Border Patrol
« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2014, 02:51:11 am »
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EXTRA EXTRA EU scumbag purposely sets night time setting to grief NA border patrol.

Exhibit A:
Attacked happened at 9:24PM EST on NA side of map, gets pushed to 3:00AM EST.
http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=557

Exhibit B:
Same faction gets attacked at 9:43PM EST in EU, not the same night time setting.
http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=559

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Re: NA Border Patrol
« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2014, 03:19:35 am »
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A+++ thread, would read again
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Re: NA Border Patrol
« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2014, 03:20:52 am »
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Hell, I’ll kill a man in a fair fight, or if I think he’s gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there’s a woman, or if I’m gettin paid; mostly only when I’m gettin paid.