Its going to be a great siege. Their village is already slippery with blood and bodies. I have reports from insiders that the village is prepared to surrender as soon as I cut through the troops too stupid to understand how benevolent I would be to them.
It will be bloody but we have men inside the village ready to rebel and pillage their supplies and shit in their cereal.
I reserve the right to completely make up bullshit for the lulz. Not the shit in their cereal part. I've paid men good money to do that.
