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BLACK MURDERTRON - MASTER AND COMMANDER FOR HIRE
« on: November 04, 2013, 07:59:43 am »
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I WILL COMMAND YOUR BATTLES FOR ONLY A THREE LOW PAYMENTS OF 59.99

I WILL OFFER TIMELY ADVICE SUCH AS: YOU SHOULD CAP THEIR FLAGS

I WILL ALSO THROW THINGS FROM ROUNCEY

I WONT SAY YOU ARE DOING A GOOD JOB

I WILL ONLY USE CAPS

FUCK PUNCTUATION

DEAL WITH IT

ACT NOW

LOOK AT THAT SCORE

THIS IS ALSO A THING

THIS HAPPENED

WOOPS

IGNORE THE PREVIOUS ONE

AM I DOING THIS RIGHT

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Re: BLACK MURDERTRON - MASTER AND COMMANDER FOR HIRE
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2013, 08:01:26 am »
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I didn't realize you could hire God for only THREE LOW PAYMENTS OF 59.99.

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Re: BLACK MURDERTRON - MASTER AND COMMANDER FOR HIRE
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2013, 08:39:21 am »
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Re: BLACK MURDERTRON - MASTER AND COMMANDER FOR HIRE
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2013, 03:58:37 pm »
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LOL!! Adding green to the performance and dueling. Hahaha
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Re: BLACK MURDERTRON - MASTER AND COMMANDER FOR HIRE
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2013, 04:40:44 pm »
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LOL!! Adding green to the performance and dueling. Hahaha

Definitely not photoshopped.

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Re: BLACK MURDERTRON - MASTER AND COMMANDER FOR HIRE
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2013, 06:05:21 pm »
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Your reliability seems lacking...
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Re: BLACK MURDERTRON - MASTER AND COMMANDER FOR HIRE
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2013, 06:09:55 pm »
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Re: BLACK MURDERTRON - MASTER AND COMMANDER FOR HIRE
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2013, 08:30:30 pm »
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Definitely not done poorly on purpose.

Pay me bitches.
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Re: BLACK MURDERTRON - MASTER AND COMMANDER FOR HIRE
« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2013, 02:27:14 am »
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MURDER, if my commandas decide to take my kitties back, I want youz ta lead da other team in mah dancin' battles.
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