The Remnants [NA] Official

[Tom Cruise]

Elindor lets get married.

[Tom Cruise]

You might want to tell Remnant_Palatro to turn around.  We announced we closed our borders to anyone that doesn't have a trade agreement specifically allowing traders to use our S&D (and even then we usually just exchange goods at the borders).  Right now he is past KUTT lands and entering our area with 200 crates of goods.  I don't want to have to attack him, but if he continues into our territory we will have to intercept him and prevent him from using up our S&D by selling in our fiefs.  Like I said we don't want to do this to you guys, so just tell him to go in a different direction.
Thank you.

Actually would have had to attack him already, but we just had all our S&D stolen from the closest fief to Palatro by a KUTT faction member so he isn't close yet to any fiefs in our territory with any S&D to sell, but he is still heading in the wrong direction.

He said he's not there to buy or sell goods, just to check out the gear.

[Elindor]

Elindor lets get married.

We aren't already married?  :

[Keshian]

We have a bunch of normal quality gear in Ismirala castle.  I can tell you our specialties in our various fiefs on ts, but I don't feel very comfortable with him bringing 800+ goods into our territory.  I can just tell you what we got and when he or someone else in your clan wants to run up with gold and no goods we will be fine having you buy any gear you want.  We will be using up all the S&D of our high-price fiefs within a day or so and I can't let anyone else sell in our fiefs.  We just had a nother person steal S&D right near where Palatro is right now and that is the third time this week (we attacked all 3 - they all involved buyin rather than selling goods though so easier to do).

[Emotion]

We will do as you ask, and we ask you to do the same. I will conatact Palatrolllllll ASAP. Thank you.

[dynamike]

Hi I am dynamike and I have no idea where the fuck I'm going.

If I am in your lands please do not be offended for I am merely confused and will not lay hand on your Steeds & Damsels.

[Tears of Destiny]

Dynamike, you are always welcome in Fallen lands as well as any of your Remnant brothers trying to find your lost soul    Feel free to take our Damsels though, we tried hiring an exterminator for them but he became "sidetracked" and well, now our lands are overrun by the buggers.

[dynamike]

Well met, neighbor!

Your Damsels have fallen from grace and it is their destiny to be hunted down by our swift Steeds. We will soon relinquish every remnant of their existence, not shedding any tears over their wretched remains.



HOLY SHIT WE ARE TALKING CODE! 

[Mechanix]

Tears graces us with his presence.

+1 him, NAOW

[dynamike]

THE KING, ALL HAIL THE KING (AND HIS DIRTY DAMSELS)!

[agile]

honeydew is hot

[Calford]

Do you want physical abuse with that?

No, well maybe, aside the bruises the attention involved would be flattering.

[Tom Cruise]

CHECK THE FORUMS YA GOOFS!

[Elindor]

[dynamike]

I think my Strat stopped ticking