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Spam / ...
« on: February 09, 2014, 12:48:51 am »
hai

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NA (Official) / Unban....maybe?
« on: February 08, 2014, 11:46:16 pm »
So according to one of my friends I was recently banned... not sure for how long or for what reason. Currently at work so I can't confirm whether or not this is true. Just hoping to find out so I know whether I got time to do some work later or waste time in crpg. :)

If anyone could let me know what the ban logs say, it would be greatly appreciated.

(bonus points if you can tell me my ban history)

Thanks.

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General Discussion / Dark Voodoo
« on: February 08, 2014, 04:36:43 pm »
So after the fall of obliteration of termination of bastardization of DTV, map makers introduced new, 'non-exploitable' maps (which almost all happen to be claustrophobic as fuck, but that is another topic for another day). Well, due to some fun experimenting with the new mage skill system implemented only on the DTV servers, some of us have learned how to use the teleportation spell. This inherently allows us to to exploit even the most unexploitable of maps... because fuck these new maps.


First up, running free on Istiniar.

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Now apparently the only thing we DTV players know how to do with open space is exploit, so just for old time's sake, I exploited.

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Next location, Helm's Deep. (Aka the game's shittiest map, all 3 of em)

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Freedom!

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And now for some teleporting into the sky, because why not?

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...didn't quite stick the landing, had to finish that wave with a nasty limp. :/


Some more high-flying really, really high-flying shenanigans.

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Unfortunately, teleportation is not entirely a science, and it DOES have its risks...

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...perhaps if my character was no so faint of heart, and didn't have such shitty cholesterol from being a fat American, he could have avoided chardiac arrest at such high altitudes.


Also, somewhat unrelated, but when not practicing the risky art of teleporting, some mages prefer to use the duplication spell to create works of modern art.

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For the record, no one actually uses this shit to exploit, because contrary to what euros think of us Americans, we generally just want to have fun. Life isn't all about winning, and neither is this game. Teleportation is just a nice distraction from the otherwise monotonous grinding of the current DTV.

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General Off Topic / Need Help Building a Budget PC
« on: February 06, 2014, 08:55:52 am »
Hey tech savvy crpgers,

While I have been building my own PCs for several years now, I have never exactly shopped on an extremely tight budget, since I have generally upgraded what I previously had, buying just a couple parts at a time. Well, my friend's computer crapped out on him a while ago, and ever since he has been lost to our crpg community and I need help reeling him back in!

He is on a 300-400 dollar budget, and needs everything for a PC other than a monitor and hard drive. Only requirement is that it can run warband+crpg pretty well, in addition to any older games... preferably civ 5 as well (civ 5 is the newest game he owns). I want to help him a lot, and while I can assist him in building it, I frankly don't really know what would be the best of the best in terms of budget parts. Not really sure what would be a good deal and all that.


The challenge:

Build a budget PC that can run civ5 and older games, and is able to be easily upgraded when the time comes, for under $400.


The reward:

If your PC suggestion ends up being the one (or closest to the one) we pick, I will reward you with 50k crpg gold. Other rewards may be given out for inspiration and such.



Thanks to any who can help!

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General Discussion / Computers can't count
« on: February 02, 2014, 09:17:32 am »
This happen to anyone else before?

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Edit: Nevermind, I'm slightly retarded.

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The Chamber of Tears / You can't run and you can't hide
« on: November 19, 2013, 04:38:15 am »
When I saw that DTV got two new waves myself and several friends all rushed to DTV to check it out. Needless to say, any excitement we all had died within the first wave of peasants. Maps went from:

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To:

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Can't get on buildings, ranged is useless. Don't  have room to move, agility builds are useless. All bots die in 1 - 2 good hits, strength builds are useless. Ranged on bots nerfed, shielders are useless.

So why, exactly, did you have to kill dtv? As of now it is nothing but a great 2hander S key practice mode.

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Saw this and got excited...

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Needless to say I was severely disappointed when I saw no announcement from chadz, AND the servers are still down.



EDIT: Nevermind... actually patched :)

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NA (Official) / Ban Recker69
« on: October 25, 2013, 02:21:29 am »
1. Name of your character involved: Siegafried
2. Name of offending character(s): Recker69
3. Time and server, as accurately as possible: 6 - 7pm EST
4. Written description of what happened, the whole story. Also what happened before and after: This troll always comes around siege and talks shit and does nothing but trash talk anyone who kills him, or anyone doing well, or really just anyone in the server. This time he decided to tk me and Gallo_Redhammer. Seeing how siege never has an admin or vote kicks we had to fight him off... hence the tk against him. You can see in the 3rd photo that with a score like that you know he comes here just to troll and not even help the team. Also, from chat you can tell no one else seems to think all too highly of him.
5. Why you think the offender did what he did: Troll / mad 10 year old.
6. Multiple Screenshots:
First instance of tking (you can see it was right after a new round began, happened in our spawn.. only way to spawn and get away was to get him first):
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Second instance, later that round:
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7. Names of players that can witness what happened:
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General Discussion / We really need these again...
« on: October 20, 2013, 03:51:25 am »
Only got a little more than 1 week to turn this sad looking chap...
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...into this badass warrior of the patch.

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But, regardless of whether or not the devs grace us with the great pumpkins, you will all still have to watch out for the pumpkin patch attack!

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Diplomacy / Guess There is a First Time for Everything (GF Relit)
« on: October 19, 2013, 03:08:53 am »
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Diplomacy Stuff:
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Strategus General Discussion / This was too good to be true
« on: October 01, 2013, 12:18:49 am »
Had some weird glitch on the forums... made everyone seem like they liked each other; there was no hatred, only love.

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Peace. Love. Happiness.

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Needless to say it didn't last a page refresh.

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Diplomacy / The HoC XP Extravaganza Begins
« on: September 27, 2013, 05:21:35 am »
After much preparation, HoC is finally ready to spread the glorious XP. Expect to see more battles to come, at least enough to last throughout the weekend. We hope to see the rosters stacked on both sides for a full 51 v 51 fight for maximum xp... so make sure you apply!


Enjoy!


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Diplomatic Stuff:
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Buy / Looking to Buy +3 Leather Gloves
« on: September 23, 2013, 06:51:52 pm »
Will pay well.

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Diplomacy / Tom the Unconquerable
« on: September 17, 2013, 06:33:27 pm »
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General Discussion / Typo
« on: September 15, 2013, 06:28:29 pm »
So I've noticed this for a while now, and I'm not sure if it has been posted here already... but here goes.

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