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Diplomacy / Re: The Crusaders of Acre declare war on the satanist Frisians

« on: July 19, 2013, 07:33:06 pm »

Astonished by the raven need to spin the story to their benefit James once again took to his pen and paper.

Dear raven spinmaster,
It was completely unkown to all Acre leadership that you were still enforcing a defence pact arranged under a disfunct alliance. I am not twisting your words and read all of your post sir, consequences could literally mean anything. Let me just post a super vague post in diplomacy and then I shall change what it means to suit me later! Please I have made reference to Seppuku several times. You can retain honor in the afterlife if you take your own life quickly. If you need help ~~maybe one of the more respectable members of your faction can help you.~~ find a cliff.

Upon sending the letter off James informed his men of the embarassing raven communication. The men cheered and many a jape was had at the expense of raven relit.

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Faction Halls / Re: Crusaders of Acre (NA) [of_Acre]

« on: July 19, 2013, 07:17:46 pm »

A grand tournament of jousting would indeed be a sight to behold. I myself being a lowly infantryman would only be able to watch and cheer on our Great King Reinhardt, this I would do if the King finds this arrangement pleasing.

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Diplomacy / Re: The Crusaders of Acre declare war on the satanist Frisians

« on: July 19, 2013, 06:59:48 pm »

Quote from: Relit on July 19, 2013, 04:29:27 pm

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We had a publicly known defense pact leftover from the Fimbulvetr days

James chuckled at the raven lies. They were attempting to say a declaration of war was made when all that was threatened was "consequences". They claimed that their defense pact was known to the realm. Truly a jest of epic proportions. It struck James that often the dogs with the loudest bark have a weak bite. It was evident that many of the older established factions feared the rise of Acre.

James gathered his men in the courtyard for a faction council. "Crusaders of Acre, a faction of treacherous knaves claims that it is their right to attack us for purchasing a castle they had falsified claims upon" James commenced. "Let not their falsehoods dismay you brothers for we are the sword of the light in the darkness" James continued. "We can not and will not respect factions acting outside of the proper Noble behaviours, as is their choice they must be labelled as lawless bandits, every frisian or raven head brought to my doorstep shall be tarred pissed on and mounted on the battlements" James finished.

A chorus of agreement and hear hear's filled the courtyard. The council conversation drifted towards tactics and strategy, the opinions of all Acre crusaders weighed and analyzed by Good King Reinhardt and his faithful Lords. Upon finishing discussions of important strategic matters the council was moved to the New Yruma Crusader Pub where many an ale were consumed discussing the coming opportunities to mutilate ravens, draculs and frisians.

James was content in knowing that no matter the outcome of the war should the frisians and raven scum lay slain on the battlefield or should he be slain and his lands taken he would continue his mission for he was a soldier of the lord and no heretics or heathens could keep him from his quest.

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Diplomacy / Re: The Crusaders of Acre declare war on the satanist Frisians

« on: July 19, 2013, 04:07:40 pm »

Whoopsie appeared again to deliver James another communication. "Sir a message has arrived from a Raven player, it appears he cannot speak for himself but only quote previous conversations". "A strange affliction indeed, perhaps he is some kind of half-wit" replied James.

Upon reading the masterful quoting of the Ravens James established nothing new or valuable had been added and burned the letter. He would have to hire a chimney sweep as the grime from burning thousands of shit letters was starting to build on the chimney.

James gave Whoopsie a letter to have swiftly posted to Raven.

A letter titled "Eat Shit and Die"

Oh Quotemaster Relit of Raven,
I am ever so sorry that your faction's backyard constitutes the entire map. I couldn't imagine a more see through plan to fabricate claims. You disgust me. You could retain a shred of honor if you take the way of the dishonored japanese knights from far away. I believe the term is called Seppuku.

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James reckoned it ought to be simple enough even for a half-wit.

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Diplomacy / Re: The Crusaders of Acre declare war on the satanist Frisians

« on: July 19, 2013, 07:37:39 am »

As one of the Draculs proclaimed that he himself was the law James made a point to explain to his men that an attitude as such is exactly why and how one would become a lawless thug. "Any decent man should have the balls to declare his war to his enemies" He proclaimed to his men.

*edited for rp continuity please forgive posted quickly without thinking of the RP*

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Diplomacy / Re: The Crusaders of Acre declare war on the satanist Frisians

« on: July 19, 2013, 07:29:06 am »

It had been a late night. Lawless Draculian thugs had appeared with haste to siege Karindi. Not so much as a declaration of war from them, James wondered if there was a shred of noble customs left in this great land of Nova Calradia.

A knock at the chamber door proved to be Brother Whoopsie appearing with yet another frisian letter. "Sir the frisians have sent more homo erotic literature".

James replied " I simply haven't the time for it now burn it with the rest of the shite they've sent us".

"Gladly...perhaps we ought to save some of it to burn the heretics with when we have captured them." replied Whoopsie.

As Whoopsie left James reflected on the violent behavior of his men in recent months, training had done them well. They were turning into true weapons of God.

As he headed out to inspect the soldiers barracks James looked at another pile of delivered notes referencing a strange substance called "Acid". The context seemed to imply it had some effects similar to milk of the poppy, a dulling of the senses. Perhaps this is what they speak of. Strange days these indeed.

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Diplomacy / Re: The Crusaders of Acre declare war on the satanist Frisians

« on: July 18, 2013, 02:01:25 am »

As James VII sat in his home, by the fire in the beautiful snowy village of New Slezkh, maniacally sharpening his longsword and daydreaming of goring frisians a rider arrived from Yruma. It was Brother Kilge coming to bring word of enemy troop movements by the filthy frisians. “Sir the heathens ride near our lands” announced Kilge.

With a grin on his face James threw more of the frisians threats and shitpost letters into the fire and said to Kilge “A great day is coming. Send word to our brothers, if the fools are bold enough to attack we will smash them on our walls and cut them down in the fields. In the name of Good King Reinhardt , Acre and for the Holy chadz we must do our duty to defend our lands and rid Nova Calradia of the frisian scourge that plagues the promising and growing Nova Calradia.”

James couldn’t help himself but to feel the adrenaline flow through him at the thought of the opportunities that would come for him to sink his steel into frisian flesh that would come. He retired to his room filled with refugee frisian women who were able to escape the clutches of the filthy deranged frisians.

Upon waking and letting the train of whores leave his accommodations James issued the order that all frisian shitposting be delivered to him personally for its humorous and laughable nature. Surely nothing could be so funny as to see a bunch of tired trolls attempt to win a war through words. Truly there was no better feeling than to be on a crusade to purge the world of evil.

James pondered the suggestion of one of the fraisins of a scrimmage, perhaps it could be arranged in the coming weeks.

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Suggestions Corner / Re: Accessible Damage Log

« on: July 18, 2013, 01:16:53 am »

Ah ok thanks!

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Suggestions Corner / Re: Add crouching!

« on: July 17, 2013, 11:32:57 pm »

Adds realism I don't know if its possible to add but I would support it. +1

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Suggestions Corner / Accessible Damage Log

« on: July 17, 2013, 11:25:00 pm »

I think it would be great to be able to pull up a log that looks like the current chat log that would show you damage you have dealt out and damage you took before and including death. I don't have any idea how hard that would be to implement or if anyone else thinks its worth it but I would like to see damage values and who did the damage and be able to pull it up after a round.

Thanks for reading!

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