(disclaimer i dont really hate u russian people but this meme demands such an insult also fuck u i dont care about ur feelings)Hi there, my name is Troy Mcclure, you might remember me from such educational guides as "How to make the perfect cup of tea" and "the ranged experience"You might be wondering to yourself "Gee, I sure do wonder how I can become as cool and hilarious as Afina, all my friends are making cool Afina shitposts" - Well, not to worry friend, help is at hand; with this simple guide you will be making Afina quotes like there's no tomorrow.
We'll start off with the basics, in order to zone yourself into the life of Afina you must have at least 500 people per day tell you to "die" - to do this I recommend asking people on the street to tell you to die. This will surely help with the process.
The next step is clearly to bash your head in with a mallet at least 20 times to reach the level of retardation that all Russian people fall into - by doing this you gain the innate power to think like a Russian (Only joking Russians don't think on account of them all being braindead) (added note if you would like to reach a TRUE afina state you can make it 25 times)
After that you're almost sorted. But, OH NO! You don't speak Russian? How are you going to shittily translate all of your insults into incredibly broken English? Well my friends, this is where
MY state of the art translation service comes in, I call it the Troyslate service! Here is a step by step guide on how to use the Troyslate service!
Step 1:
Follow this Troyslate link that doesn't lead to any pages owned by Google!
https://tinyurl.com/TroyslateStep 2:
Once you have arrived you'll want to get yourself set up correctly, do this first by selecting the language to translate to Russian!
Step 3:
Perfect, that's your setup done! The next step is to type any and all insults directed at:
Yeldur, Zottl, Dodosa, Yuhmaz, Krave, Cassi, Heibai or Umbra
Here's an example!
Step 4:
You're ready to post it up on a forum thread to be just like Afina is! Of course, no post could ever top one coming from an ACTUAL Russian but with these simple steps you are able to become braindead enough to make your very own Afina Posts!
This is Troy Mcclure; signing off
(editors note for afina: die)
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