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General Off Topic / Re: Fucked up dreams, paranormal shit, etc.

« on: April 06, 2015, 03:10:26 am »

Another dream I had when I was sixteen was a sex dream. Me and this hot blond girl were getting it on (on my parents bed weirdly enough...maybe because i was still sleeping on a bunk bed at the time.) but by the

time I went to put it in is when things got weird and frustrating. Every time I went to put it in the girl would go flying off my dick until she slammed into a wall or the ceiling. we were both exceptionally frustrated

because of how horny we were. Eventually I had the great idea to handcuff her to the bed and try doing it like that but when I stuck it in she flew off my dick, out of the cuffs and starting bouncing off all of the

walls. I just sat there and said "what the actual fuck" before waking up.

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General Off Topic / Re: Fucked up dreams, paranormal shit, etc.

« on: April 05, 2015, 03:37:22 am »

Disclaimer: I am not religious and i do not discount the supernatural but I don't put any stock in it currently. Seeing is believing.

This dream first scared me because my age but the possible implications continue to scare me about this one even now.

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When i was about three or four I had a dream where I was in an amphitheater full of demons and demon spawn yelling and laughing at me while i was being brought in from the top middle entrance being pushed

forward by a demon behind me. On the stage there was a demon that looked like an undersized balrog without the flames. It was looking and laughing at me while I descended. (at this point it was unnecessary for
the demon behind me to push me because there was an imperceptible force controlling me and guiding me down the stairs to this "head" demon on the stage.)

Once I reached this demon it suddenly looked very angry and roared at the room which silenced all the demons in the seats behind us. He gave me a long look until he bellowed at me in anger and backhanded out of the ampitheater me at which point I woke up after the feeling of my disembodied self being forced back into my body on the floor. I had been convulsing the whole of the dream.

This dream I had when I was 8 and i had forgotten about it until i was 13.

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The dream it self is very minor and I don't remember much of what came before or after a certain part of the dream. This part happened in a forest where I was with a person who was shorty and had a stocky build. He was yelling at me before he punched me in the face which knocked me over. My dream Became third person at this point while i watched myself on the ground with the guy who sucker punched me standing over me triumphantly.

Now I'm thirteen and this dream has long left my conscious mind. I on an outing with my wrestling team at a forest preserve playing a version of paintball but with eggs. Me and one of my teammates got separated from the main group after they got ambushed and overrun. His name was max and he was a short and stocky kid one year younger than me. We were arguing about something when he turned around and punched me in the face. I didnt even feel it because right as his fist came into contact with my face I had a flashback from that dream, the only difference being i wasn't knocked over.

I must have had an odd look on my face because when I came back to my senses I saw him with a fearful look on his face and then he ran away.

Im not drunk

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Suggestions Corner / Re: Seriously, athletics, agility and speed bonus needs a nerf

« on: November 13, 2014, 07:33:45 pm »

All weapons should have;

cut, blunt, pierce values and all amour should have those same values and soak levels should be set to each value independently.

That way cut weapons can do fuck all to plate, but their blunt and pierce values will still help them do damage.

that is something that i thought should have been a thing along time ago. i recommended it in another mod but i believe that i was told it wasn't possible to have 2 separate damage values on the same weapon with the same swing

Ie: heavy great sword 42 cut and 15 blunt or something on a swing. make it so Armour soak values almost completely ignore the cut for the weapon but have the blunt do the majority of the damage. I mean, I believe that is what great swords were meant to do to armour anyway, bash them in not actually cut. (dont quote me on that though cuase im not entirely sure.)

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Spam / Re: What the hell?

« on: November 08, 2014, 04:57:10 pm »

Why 3? When I can give you four and a fucking dinosaur!

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that poor green one

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General Discussion / Re: cRPG on mac

« on: October 31, 2014, 08:38:52 am »

run a windows emulator? if that doesnt work idk. not a big mac guy

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General / Re: Melee: Battlegrounds Q&A

« on: October 31, 2014, 08:35:59 am »

(and yes the Keep walls are taller now)

im gonna go changed my underwear now. ty.

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Beginner's Help and Guides / Re: Archer build post-patch - what should I do now...?

« on: October 31, 2014, 07:07:08 am »

i do 21/21 wit max ps and some if. works out pretty well.

also though i put 50 into 1 hand and only have 150ish archery. still damn accurate though, assuming u are using a longbow

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General / Re: Melee: Battlegrounds Q&A

« on: October 31, 2014, 07:05:05 am »

One of the things that has always frustrated me on sieges is the way ladders are used. it seems like they are more like magical staircases than something you have to climb. Is there actually going to be a climbing animation for ladders or will it be similar to crpg/mnb?

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cRPG Technical problems / Re: Messed up

« on: October 29, 2014, 11:36:27 am »

Do you get 5? i only did it the one time and there are no more options as far as i can tell to exchange

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cRPG Technical problems / Messed up

« on: October 29, 2014, 10:55:18 am »

Being the rushing dumb ass that I am I accidentally exchanged my +2 hourglass gauntlets for a heraldic tunic over mail and plate instead of the heraldic surcoat over mail and plate.

is it possible for this to be reverted or am I going to have to live with my stupidity?

the character this happened on was Wolfsblood.

thanks either way

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cRPG Technical problems / Re: Particle Systems

« on: October 29, 2014, 06:17:39 am »

since there is no way atm to restrict how to mod your game, no this is not illegal.

also, since its just rain that's not a problem because it doesn't give u an unfair advantage over other players. I personally play with particles off because of fps issues as well.

what would really be frowned upon would be wall hacking (transparent walls), removing trees leaves and bushes and changing textures on weapons in order to make it easier to see them. again not illegal but most definitely frowned upon.

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Beginner's Help and Guides / Re: build for thrust weapons

« on: October 28, 2014, 01:12:49 am »

agi i suppose. mostly becuase u will need the wep prof to negate a lot of the wep stun for blocked stabs.

15-27?

dont need a lot of power strike for stabs so somthing like that should work

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General Discussion / Re: Thought Process of cRPG

« on: October 28, 2014, 01:09:39 am »

Conclusion- I is a bitch.

sounds about right

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General Off Topic / Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob

« on: October 03, 2014, 03:28:50 pm »

At least you dont have to see him everyday after that!

I have a co worker who said i was cute and asked if i was willing to catch for him.

I have to see him at work everyday 

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General Discussion / Re: Bullshit give away

« on: September 24, 2014, 12:45:58 am »

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