(I'm sure I missed at least 20 names! I'm sorry if I forgot yours, there's just so many!)
Juicy Mango (kev): Awesome guy, a fellow peasant! I have no doubt you'd serve the stick well.
Mangler The Strangler (Mingler): My SOULMATE! *whistle, up-block/overhead, up-block/overhead, 360 midair spin, CHAAARRRRGGEEE!*
Farmerbob (Psychotwins/20PingIsHard): If you win the stick, will you go back to your farming ways?
Butts: A TRUE BRO, THE MUSTACHE OF A THOUSAND TRUTHS, A MAN'S MAN, TOP 10 NUDGE-BUDDY IMO
Snuffy_Luffy (Shnuffy): One of the cutest players in all of c-RPG. I wanna hug you.
Atlantis_Generals_WenYang: Talk about fucking O.G… This dude grinds HARD on that NA_1 swag, he's probably grindin' while you're reading this. Next time you see this guy running straight towards you at the start of the round, let him kill you with his pitch fork. That's all I'm asking from you guys.
Ogerp: [C]avalry! … Infantry! … Ogerp, Prego, my BR brotha'. #1 BR hands down, also better than most NA!
Kale: One of the cutest, chubbiest, asianiest faces in c-RPG. Take a look when you get the chance, guys. Kale was also a very loyal Tactical Testi Team member. I will miss this beautiful man.
Egad: Egud
Kirby: Bowl-cut 15 year old, M.I.A for 6 months. I don't know anything else clever to say.
Berenger: Eeeek! I love this man, from his weird ke$ha forum avatars to his silly in-game antics. Funny dude.
SP1N (N1PS): OMG! EASILY in the TOP 5 cutest c-RPG players of all-time. Dance-parties at the flag… nudging each other for 2 minutes straight… I will miss you!
Hungry: Hungry, was it you who recently loomed a wooden stick? I know it's one of you Raven guys, but right on.
Grytviken: I tell this guy his face + beard looks cute, he tells me in TS that it's a default face… No way, just no way.
BlackWhite: A big bully, a meaniehead, a fartface stupidbutt poopyface mcgoogoo. Always tried to rape my little tubby asian girl alt.
Phantasmal (Phanty): One of the coolest admins in c-RPG, I lub him.
Clockworkkiller: I miss when Clock used to type "OMFG! FUCKING BULLSHIT!" every time he died. You gotta bring it back. Anyways, you made Testi laugh his ass off many times.
Ween Been (Baroney, Numba Juan): A bro, one of da bes in da game. Also, ^___________________________________________________^
Lemon: I never heard you speak in TS, just cried into the mic occasionally when we asked. Glad you finally got unbunned, remon.
Carac: Another meanhead, always PICKIN' on me. But… One of the best faces in-game, I gotta say.
Namo: What happened to Namodachi? Horse Archer?!?! What is this?!?! It's okay, I still love you and I know you'll eventually go back to your old ways… HA scum
SugarHoe: This little fucker made some of the best faces of all-time, then he'd wipe his computer and forget to save the sliders. What a WASTE! Anyways, I hope your autism/asparagus syndrum downsburgers will be cured one day.
Balias: The Irish Prince, the red-haired sexmachine, [insert Irish nickname]! One of the best high-pinging nudge-buddies IN THE GAME!
vick: One of the most annoying archers… IN THE GAME! Put on some shoes.
myxbow: Another great nudge-buddy of mine. If he spawned in on my team, inevitably he'll come runnin' up to me to give me a hug/a few nudges.
Dovahkiin: Top 10 cutest c-RPGer right here. Sexy voice too.
Bauer: One of the most interesting people I've met in this game. Fun to talk to. Also, the name "my old friendette" always made me chuckle.
Legs: y is ur name legs? w8 u got 10 ath rite lol dat aint nuthin pu$$y fuken w/e speed freek
Taser: That board shield… Hideous… Just hideous. I'll miss you Taser, you and your gifs.
Charlemagne: A Pentur butt-buddy. Probably the second-best mustache in c-RPG, right under Butts. We'll play Tabletop Simulator someday… Loom that foken hafted blade already.
Gmnotutoo: Definitely another Top 10 cutest c-RPG player. Took me forever to figure out how to pronounce your name properly. I'll miss playin' with ya, qt.
Life: Old-school assassin, don't turn your back on this guy. We got into it one day in the chat box, yeah... Testi was being mean. But we recovered, s'all good. Have a good life, Life.
spiritus: A speedy bully who always hunted Testi down. Cool guy to hang out with in TS 'doe. Stop getting bun threaded!
Desire: Stop typing in purple text, stop it RIGHT MEOW! "We only have one heavy xbow guys, so let Desire use it please."
Skooks (Skewkz): IT'S ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON!!! Man, I miss Skooks!
Tydeus (tydoos): fix flags
Switch: A cutie Tactical Testi Team member! I commend you for your service!
Fudushious: RIP Ricky… I wanna come pet the lions & tigers in South Africa! I'm mad jelly.
Calamari: I loved watching tasty Calamari play, one of the funniest builds. He'd throw 9 jarids, and when he ran out, he'd start BOOPING you with his shield until one of his fellow squidlings came. Gonna miss this guy.
Kolee: Talk about the biggest flirt in the chat box, azn horndog. One night she was going out on a date and told Noodles "text me at 9pm and if I don't reply, call the cops." lmao. Enjoy that new apartment bb.
Zeeno: Sucks that ya left MB, but hey… Your Long Axe. "RUINED"
Daruvian: Holy fuck, I've busted out laughing so many times because of this guy. Keep it up.
Miggy: O.G. 420 BLAZE IT JENKEM REVOLUTION SWAGMASTER FLEX. LATER DUDE.
Ramza: Rumza, I want to nudge you and your ugly helmet one last time.
Panther: lol, fucking Pentur. Craziest kid I've met on the e-webz. He's made me grab tissues to wipe my tears from laughter, and has made me grab tissues to shove in my ears from bizarre/loud noises that come out of his mouth. He has like 54 fucking alts. wow… dweeb…
Khmer: Basically just a Pentur wannabe. Just kidding, Coom-Eye. One day, I'm gonna head up to where you work and eat your Sushi… "Yeah, go ahead."
Hirlok: Definitely the best archer in Uruguay
Im_Gay (Bow_Down): "Ok guys, we're starting roll call. Waffle… Here... Cup457… Here… I'm Gay… *BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*"
Witchcraft: A Top 10 cutest c-rpg player. Also one of the few goodmins. I'll miss ya, Weetchcraft.
Kelden, Frizzy & Watermelondria: NA_1 at 2am, you'll find this trio.
BABY BOLO SOLO BOLO: I miss being a WildlingFarmer with ya, that shit was OP with two people. Top 10 best face in c-rpg.
PinkyTripleX: Wittle brudder of baby bowo. Disqualified from top 10 face in crpg, copied bolo's faces. Okay I take it back, I forgot your new face - http://i.imgur.com/ZwqqsIk.png (http://i.imgur.com/ZwqqsIk.png)
Stop: Will you [X]Stop it!?! Dat foken Swiss.
Strzelcy: That cute blondie, you couldn't miss that hair out there on the battlefield. One of the most unique/weird names! I like saying it aloud.
EggoWaffle: I would say Top 10 cutest c-RPG players, but I've talked to him too much in TS so that might make me a borderline-pedophile. HE IS ONE OF DA BES NA! He can't make up his mind, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, what build he wants to stick with. I'll come visit the TS every now & then, we gotta play some ARMA 3 once I get a new vidya card.
Packer: *Connect to sloth TS* "It smells in here" … "NO YOU SMELL, TESTI!" Guys, hit up EU_1 around noon EST. You'll see "Packer_The_Sloth: Selling +3 Knightly Arming & +3 Side Sword!" EVERY DAY! EVERY DAY! THE MAN IS A LOOM-TRADING WHORE! Don't cry Packer, like I said, I'll come visit.
Working Class: Working Class, more like stupid fuck. Wow, that was mean. Anyways, this guy's a joker. I have no doubt he grabs all the bitches in school. I think one day he wants to grow up and be like Dread.
Cleveland: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1P_SnJjBBg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1P_SnJjBBg)
allers: Fellow full str buddy. We send people FLYIN' with them nudges.
Johammeth: This guy right here comes up with the most hilarious, clever puns ON THE SPOT! It's unreal! I miss your Bamboo Buckling! Also, DEFEND THE STAIRS!
BigSandwich: When I was a noob, I admired this guy so much! My noobie friends and I considered him the GOD of c-rpg. I even took a screenshot of when I killed him my first time in a 1v1 to show my friends, lol - http://i.imgur.com/MmYhpDf.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/MmYhpDf.jpg) I love ya BigSammy.
Dr Bees: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! Top 10 cutest for sure. I hope you get that job workin' for that train company!
Crassus: More like Assus. Great player, but stop playing heavy cav pls.
King James: I feel like James is misunderstood amongst the community. I've talked to him on Steam quite a bit, he's a good guy. Runs a clan that recruits newer players and helps them out. You guys shouldn't rag on Acre so hard. Good guy.
Pulse: bb pulse I will miss you. Stop playing LoL, it's the plague of video games, along with Dota.
Brrrak: This guy and his perfect grammar in the chat box, I never understood it. Made me lol, though.
Pistachio: This guy could rack up 50 deaths in a strat battle before anyone got to 30, it was amazing. Good player though, cool guy in TS.
missANGY: I love your names, possibly a candidate for Top 10 cutest players.
LIL AMATSUKA FREEBALLER: "HI LIL AMATSUKA FREEBALLER"
Panda: I will miss running away in fear from your big, scary horse. Is Panda a bully? Yes. Is she a cool chick though? Yes.
Tojo Hideki: CAVALRY! CAVALARY! CAVALRY! CAVALRY!
saccizord: #2 BR, right under Ogerp! This man's in-game face would scare off any beast.
Plumbo: Fetty plate crutcher plumber. I never once witnessed this man use anything other than Gothic Plate with a Bec, but that's okay because I still love him.
Shana: When Shana +3'd that Straw Hat, it probably went down as one of the most swagtastic moments in all of c-RPG history.
Vitamins: One of the most annoying archers, can't melee for shit, but definitely a great shot. Stop drinkin' and start melee-ing.
Voester: I don't know why, but I always had a great time nudging you.
m0stri: QQV "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Flancan: This little fucker… Always had his mic muted in TS and would poke the shit out of you while you were playing. Top 5 clown.
cup457: One of the best names in c-RPG. Also, CUP CLAN BEST CLAN
Macleod: I didn't know this guy very well, but I do know he pushed for a wooden stick buff in the suggestions corner. And by golly, the stick ended up getting a nice little buff. Good guy.
Gigglebyte (Geeglebutt): I was clearly Giggle's #1 fanboy. I always tried to get Jaren to throw in a good word for me to Giggle, to set up a Skype date or something, but it never happened. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAUOPHqx5Gs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAUOPHqx5Gs)
Rainbow_Sheep: I thought this guy was like 30 from listening to him in TS, I later found out he was 16. Blew my fucking mind. Funny guy, shared plenty of laughs with him.
firebus: stop bein so gud at dooling pls thx u
Billy Whitmore: AMAZING TRIPLE O.G. ALL-STAR, ALL CAPS OR GO THE FUCK HOME
Pollux: Another Top 10 Cutest candidate. Add this dude on Steam if you want to have some funny ass conversations. Oh, he's also a sexy beast IRL. I saw his Comic-Con photo, along with Billy.
San: I loved watching him play, always so entertaining. A brutal machine.
Chucky: BEST TOSSER NA, HANDS DOWN! I've seen 'em pull off some pretty amazing clutches back in the day that made my jaw drop.
Mae & Sauce: I'm gonna have to say... Yep, cutest couple in c-RPG. Maybe one day you'll spawn a c-RPG babby, or adopt me if Noobles backs out when he gets married.
Vayze (Rectum Revolution): One of the funniest faces in-game, I always begged him to change it back to the female face anytime he retired & went Male.
Lord_Lurk: Inactive weiner. One of the cheesiest, lamest builds in the game; Plated Charger Horse Archer. You gotta stap, go back to being a nekked neenja. Anyways, cool guy.
Not_so_Innocent_Virgin: Definitely Top 10 Cutest (We're getting close to 10, I'm sure). Late-night nudge buddy!
Miserable_Old_Bastard: Lol, I love this guy. Always gives me his donkey! Types some funny stuff in chat as well.
Hobo (dorothy mantooth): "Where's my besti?!?!" HI! Top 10 cutest. I'll miss you and your throwing daggers.
Weet (LATE ADDITION B/C I DON'T WANT MY DOG KILLED): I can smell this guy as soon as I connect to the Sloth TS, stinks so bad.
Shout-out to all the MB/FIDLGB peepz
Aldo: One of the most chill, awesome dudes in c-RPG. Introduced me to Strat, skreltz, Flynt Flossy, and gmcfosho. When he finally hits level 37, he's going to break the game. GG.
Olafie (lufie): Top 10 cutest, also Top 10 ugliest faces. That face, lafie… Fucking ape/Ron Perlman lookalike. I miss it already. wow no bun pls… Get a mic.
Horns: Wears one of the ugliest armor sets in the game, but throws down with that Iron Staff. Needs to simmer down in TS. I hear he hung out with Rhalzo one day.
Armstrike: Tentacle rape watching freak, I'm calling Immigration Services tomorrow. On the real though, keep playing melee-infantry classes, you're getting better at blocking.
McDeath: This guy doesn't shut his lip, but he's one of the funniest players in-game.
Sentinel: Roleplays c-RPG's greatest hero on his alt, but I can't go into specifics. I'll definitely miss it.
Maple (Canada): Pink-bike riding cutie. I'll see if I can find another heavy aketon to throw into the armory before I'm gone.
Balls: Ugliest of the ugly, funniest of the funny, rodent-looking face. Dude started off a strat battle 20-0 on attacking side, how the fuck? Double O.G.
Noc: I thought this guy was like 12 from how he played in-game. He comes in TS one day and has a voice deeper than the ocean. Funny guy… Also, ARBS.
archerbud: Cool guy, never got to speak with him, but a good nudge-buddy indeed!
Argaloth: Probably the coolest 15-year old in c-RPG, I'm 100% positive he'll be slaying mad poon in years to come.
Bongloader: Dungloader aka Dongloader. Chill guy in TS. I'll never forget this reddit post he made - http://www.reddit.com/r/poop/comments/1gv3rw/stuff_of_legends/
Geraurd: One of the biggest racists in c-RPG. Next time you see him in game, tell him he has Cherokee in his DNA.
Noodles (Nibbles): One of my top dawgs. A godly c-rpg player and a chill ass muhfucka'. He's supposed to be adopting me once he gets married. One day I'll get him to order me a pizza… One day.
Papasmurf: Awesome guy. Hosts the biggest TS in c-RPG (I think it's the biggest) for multiple clans. Has some of the craziest stories I've ever heard.
Jaren: Cool fuckin' dude. Had some funny late-night conversations in TS. Let me know when you bang your hot roommate.
JayJrod: Never really spoke to JayJ much, but he's one hell of a c-rpg player. Guy's a boss.
Ozzman: The coolest Turk I know… Okay, the only Turk I know. But still!
Pepe: PEEPEEEEEEEE! A great nudge-buddy. "Whoever said pulling-out works, is a liar."
Bronto: Cool guy. That fax machine is loud as fuck though.
goldilox: The true definition of spin2win. I don't know how he pulled off his crazy ass shit in that banana outfit, but he did. Funny as hell to watch. I haven't seen 'em in forever, I miss 'em!
PJ: Filthy Cuban. J/k. Took him forever to finally start speaking on his mic (pu$$y). On the real 'doe, fun guy to play with… no homo.
Token: Put some boots on, man! Always a good time playin' some c-RPG with Token.
Duc Volpe: Cool guy, G-force spy, always thought he was gonna spoil GoT for me but he didn't!
Keydranette: KEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY!!!!! I WILL MISS YOU BB KEY!
LITTLE RED RIDE ME GOOD (TRUEGOD PUBTRASH DUMPSTERNERD): Two of the funniest names in c-RPG, dude made me crack up all the time.
Easy (Boots): The most laid-back dude in c-RPG. Livin' the life.
Thryn: Founder of the Tactical Testi Team. I'll miss playin' with you m8 :c
Dread: By far the funniest fucking person in all of c-RPG. I've cried laughing multiple times while being in TS with Dread. FOOD EMPORIUM! FOOD EMPORIUM!
Pointbowlank: Another qtpie. Was glad when he joined the squad, always fun to play with :}
Swaggart: A crazy canuck, don't fuk wit Swiggert.
Tom Cruise: Fuckin' roleplayin' weaboo, stop playing Doba and put on a helmet. Along with Working Class, I believe Tom wants to grow up to be like Dread.
Ulfson: Great guy, uhh… Other than the fact that he spills fucking pizza all over himself when we're out tryna' score bitches at the club. I mean, really? How did you manage to get a pizza stain that huge all over your white shirt like that? http://i.imgur.com/6bErRYo.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/6bErRYo.jpg)
Oggrinsky: Awesome dude! Wish he came in TS more! So friendly in-game, always says [H]ello! xD
Masako (aries): MASAKOOO! Probably the best female c-rpg player, no offense to the other girl gamers! I've seen her pull off some sick clutches. Don't mess with this chick!
Rorik: bb qtpie rorik. When you turn 18, we'll get gay-married. I'll miss all of your outfits with the girl-testi face.