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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Aldogalus on September 08, 2013, 03:37:37 pm

Title: shitpost
Post by: Aldogalus on September 08, 2013, 03:37:37 pm
So... just recently I have learned a few things about the previous Velucan Empire dissolution. Apparently HoC didn't break off on their own terms, because they were not happy with the current happenings, or current situation within the faction. Apparently they broke off as part of a plan in which both TKoV and HoC were a part of. A plan to attack us, with HoC doing the dirty work, and TKoV just kind of kicking back and fueling them without TKoV catching any bad press, and without leaving a bad taste in MB's mouths as far as TKoV was concerned. Well while we're right here, I'd just like to mention that your plan failed miserably on both accounts. 1: your attacks were pathetic, both of you, as was your plan... you slimy internet fucks. 2: Now everyone knows that your plan was greasy, and ill-constructed. GF

It seems like TKoV has tried to play HoC for a bunch of fools here (successfully might I add), using you hicks to do their bidding. I would also like to add, that TKoV offered to ally back up wiht us, and attack HoC. In their words, they said they would "prefer to do this", as they "enjoyed fighting by our side more". In reality I know that TKoV just saw us as a stronger ally, and as we all know, TKoV is perpetually concerned about their current foothold in strat, and if they don't have a serious advantage, they look for any route possible to remedy this.

Well more or less, I spit in your faces, maybe even in your mouths, as you bundle of stickss are probably into that kind of thing. Maybe even stick a thumb  or a couple of fingers in there. Most girls deny liking it in public, but I know the truth.

Also TKoV, didnt you promise us 40k troops at our doorstep? I mean, we only brutally slaughtered 17k or so. I expect another 23k sometime soon, or you can hand in your man-cards.

I guess I just made this post to say, fuck you, reveal what was happening inside of this whole debacle, see what TKoV's responses are, for entertainment purposes, and to see if they admit this shit. Oh and I also would entertain seeing if HoC continues to be a thorn in our asses, after gaining this information.

Keep on keepin on shitbag nerds

~~~~aldowild
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Maple_Syrup on September 08, 2013, 04:23:14 pm
Nomar best fief NA
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Post by: Gmnotutoo on September 08, 2013, 04:25:59 pm
Where is Jar?! I know not of these things you speak of and I must hear from the man whose words hold meaning.
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Post by: Goretooth on September 08, 2013, 04:29:45 pm
Also TKoV, didnt you promise us 40k troops at our doorstep? I mean, we only brutally slaughtered 17k or so. I expect another 23k sometime soon, or you can hand in your man-cards.

I guess I just made this post to say, fuck you, reveal what was happening inside of this whole debacle, see what TKoV's responses are, for entertainment purposes, and to see if they admit this shit. Oh and I also would entertain seeing if HoC continues to be a thorn in our asses, after gaining this information.

Keep on keepin on shitbag nerds

~~~~aldowild
They gotta wait for the Okay from FCC you dolt.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Keshian on September 08, 2013, 05:38:33 pm
So... just recently I have learned a few things about the previous Velucan Empire dissolution. Apparently HoC didn't break off on their own terms, because they were not happy with the current happenings, or current situation within the faction. Apparently they broke off as part of a plan in which both TKoV and HoC were a part of. A plan to attack us, with HoC doing the dirty work, and TKoV just kind of kicking back and fueling them without TKoV catching any bad press, and without leaving a bad taste in MB's mouths as far as TKoV was concerned. Well while we're right here, I'd just like to mention that your plan failed miserably on both accounts. 1: your attacks were pathetic, both of you, as was your plan... you slimy internet fucks. 2: Now everyone knows that your plan was greasy, and ill-constructed. GF


Lol, and I thought I was bad with making up imaginary conspiracies.

I actually had been talking tons with HOC at the time because they were our main trading partners and this is 100% untrue.  HOC hated both you and tkov when they left and would be willing to attack either one of you, but you beat them to the punch by attacking tkov.  Tkov was trying to keep the sinking ship together but you randomly started attacking them first.  You really need to stop believing every idiotic rumor frisians and occitan spread without a whit of proof. 

I really never understood how you are the leader of your faction after losing more troops than tkov ever lost fighting you just to incompetence with upkeep. - was it 12 or 15K troops alone in uxhal?  9finger and require at least were more competent and their whole leadership didn't consistent of being oblivious of strat, then making up wild accusations, and brow beating members to merc for whoever you are personally friends with. 

P.S.  Retire your level 36 ass already -

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Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Socks on September 08, 2013, 06:04:06 pm
rekt.
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Post by: Adoptagoat on September 08, 2013, 06:25:30 pm
The idea that this was a serious TKoV conspiracy is not true.  This was a drunken Robert and a drunken Bonesaw spitballing, and would never have made its way past Tristran, Hobb or myself.  I only heard about this discussion a week or so after everything had gone to shit, and it was never seriously discussed by the people who actually lead TKoV in strat.

So yeah, I guess it was a conspiracy in that 2 drunken VE officers got together and shouted "Yeah, fuck MB!", but at least one of them had been doing that for months without VE collapsing.

So, uh, i'm guessing the talks didn't go so well last night?  :wink:
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Aldogalus on September 08, 2013, 06:30:40 pm
wow kesh, i now know why everyone hates you.

I meant to add in a note at the end inviting fcc and friends to counter-post defending tkov and HoC in this silly mess. Thanks for filling me in on everything that happened. You were so involved in the whole thing, and because you were so involved, you obviously are quite knowledgeable of what happened. I was actually told that this happened from a previous VE member, who left the VE due to how poorly the whole situation was handled. LCO,  Frisia, are just friendly with MB because we now all share a common interest in seeing FCC, the shitbird faction, go down. Also we are all enjoying your long reaching replies, just creeping the forums 24/7 waiting to make your next shit post. Your ships going down, and you're screams give us great pleasure. I don't want to enjoy it, but its just human nature.

The entire reason we attacked TKoV, was because they promised that if we broke off, they would attack us. An offensive defense if you will.

Thanks for randomly insulting my leadership skills though. There was that one night where i failed to put gold into our castle. Might have cost us 300 troops in the end of it. Sorry I'm not hovering over my PC spilling dr pepper and cheetos dust into my keyboard 24/7, you pathetic fucking nerd. Truth is I'm not very experienced in strat, I usually handled the recruiting / clan management part of MB, while 9finger ran the strat end. Was a good setup until i decided to talk to idiots like you in a place where the public can read it, forcing me to hafta make page long posts defending myself from absurd claims you make with things that don't even remotely concern you. However, it seems like we have the top two important parts of strat under wraps. Outposting rage baby nerds like yourself, and winning battles.

and retire?? nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Relit on September 08, 2013, 06:33:53 pm
Civil war is never pretty.
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Aldogalus on September 08, 2013, 06:38:48 pm
Also would like to add, that I find it very entertaining how when we were in VE, we were part of the faction. Once we left, we were previously vassals
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on September 08, 2013, 06:45:02 pm
Didn't read anything but this is getting an automatic upvote for its honesty in thread titling.
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Keshian on September 08, 2013, 07:15:34 pm
wow kesh, i now know why everyone hates you.

I meant to add in a note at the end inviting fcc and friends to counter-post defending tkov and HoC in this silly mess. Thanks for filling me in on everything that happened. You were so involved in the whole thing, and because you were so involved, you obviously are quite knowledgeable of what happened. I was actually told that this happened from a previous VE member, who left the VE due to how poorly the whole situation was handled. FCC and Frisia are just friendly with MB because we now all share a common interest in seeing FCC, the shitbird faction, go down. Also we are all enjoying your long reaching replies, just creeping the forums 24/7 waiting to make your next shitpost. Your ships going down, and you're screams give us great pleasure. I don't want to enjoy it, but its just human nature.

The entire reason we attacked TKoV, was because they promised that if we broke off, they would attack us. An offensive defense if you will.

Thanks for randomly insulting my leadership skills though. There was that one night where i failed to put gold into our castle. Might have cost us 300 troops in the end of it. Sorry I'm not hovering over my PC spilling dr pepper and cheetos dust into my keyboard 24/7, you pathetic fucking nerd. Truth is I'm not very experienced in strat, I usually handled the recruiting / clan management part of MB, while 9finger ran the strat end. Was a good setup until i decided to talk to idiots like you in a place where the public can read it, forcing me to hafta make page long posts defending myself from absurd claims you make with things that don't even remotely concern you. However, it seems like we have the top two important parts of strat under wraps. Outposting rage baby nerds like yourself, and winning battles.

and retire?? nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Wow, mostly drivel and idiocy, I dont even need to come up with a good reply.  And it was about 5-6k troops the first time and then you did it again and it was like 4k troops - we remarked on what a fucking waste it was to put you in charge of anything and there was that 6K MB army in the desert during the VE-Occ war that died completely to upkeep.

Also, I like most of the mb guys and get along well with them, but somehow you are given management when you just admitted you dont even know how, I dont get it - all you do is make up imaginary grudges against half the people who play this game and then get so high you forget why.
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: MURDERTRON on September 08, 2013, 07:19:28 pm
It was all my idea.
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Aldogalus on September 08, 2013, 07:21:05 pm
I think those numbers are a bit (a shitload) over exaggerated, and also I never led an army during the VE - LCO war.
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Keshian on September 08, 2013, 07:22:42 pm
It was all my idea.

^ true story - he also masterminded the occitan-chevaliers-frisians-hospitallers-lost legion-chaos-fidlgb-mb-golden apple corps super massive gay carebear allaince after convincing aldo everyone should share a ts (hes the true genius of strat)
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Aldogalus on September 08, 2013, 07:31:23 pm
Not to be confused with the Unicorns-BRD-Cavaliers-Remnant-HoC-Acre-TKoV-Raven-Fallen-AoW-carebear alliance. I know i left out a few, sorry
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Relit on September 08, 2013, 07:34:49 pm
Not to be confused with the Unicorns-BRD-Cavaliers-Remnant-HoC-Acre-TKoV-Raven-Fallen-AoW-carebear alliance. I know i left out a few, sorry

... What does Raven have to do with any of those other people listed? We are only allied with Dracul and TKoV and have a on-again off-again relationship with Frisia. Leave us out of this.

Hell weve been to war with a large chunk of those people.

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Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Canuck on September 08, 2013, 07:40:45 pm
^ true story - he also masterminded the occitan-chevaliers-frisians-hospitallers-lost legion-chaos-fidlgb-mb-golden apple corps super massive gay carebear allaince after convincing aldo everyone should share a ts (hes the true genius of strat)

Who has got the active manpower to fight the entirety of FCC alone? FCC as a strategus entity being the actual clans inside the FCC like BRD, and then also including AoW, Remnant, HG, Acre, Black Company, and apparently HoC. I get that it maybe seems like more because a lot of the strat map is working against you, but it really isn't. So working together is necessary. Just like when we all unite under BIRD CLAN to fight the Europeans!
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Aldogalus on September 08, 2013, 07:47:43 pm
yeah sorry relit, it was more for dramatic effect, much like kesh's post. I dont actually believe u are allied with FCC
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Post by: MURDERTRON on September 08, 2013, 07:55:06 pm
yeah sorry relit, it was more for dramatic effect, much like kesh's post. I dont actually believe u are allied with FCC

Well they are.  Double secret alliance.
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: arowaine on September 08, 2013, 07:56:27 pm
^ true story - he also masterminded the occitan-chevaliers-frisians-hospitallers-lost legion-chaos-fidlgb-mb-golden apple corps super massive gay carebear allaince after convincing aldo everyone should share a ts (hes the true genius of strat)
still not bad compare the fcc-brd-unicorn-bs-cavalieres-aow-teutonic-acre-fallen-black compagny-hg-hoc-remnant in 1 faction/ also having tkov-raven-beserker-gow(rohan)-desire on your side damn the list is quite longer and bigger just notice that.

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you forgot a couple canuck :(
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: MURDERTRON on September 08, 2013, 07:57:36 pm
I like that every individual clan in FCC has to be mentioned each time, because they each have about one active member if even.  Just saying.
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on September 08, 2013, 07:59:10 pm
Just to say something that has been floating around in my head and isn't really specific to this shitpost thread but definitely belongs in a shitpost thread somewhere is the following:

FCC keeps taunting Frisia about attacking them in their castles and cities, saying that we are pussies for not doing so (ignore the fact that we've won like 14 of our last 15 fights against them in the field). Well I decided to do some math, and I came up with the result that the Frisian Freedom has something like at best 17,000 troops including every garrison, army, trader's troops, and farmer in our fiefs that went AFK 3 months ago.

FCC in fief garrisons alone has 91,000 troops. That alone is 5.4 times more than the entirety of our mass. Now if you imagine the troops they have on farmers, armies, traders, et cetera... You get the point. So lets just be extremely conservative and say you guys have 6 times our entire mass.

I'm not going to even finish the end of my argument because it really spells itself out you FCC fucking shits.
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: MURDERTRON on September 08, 2013, 08:01:59 pm
So you're saying you now have a similar situation that FCC had when they attacked Hospitallers?
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Relit on September 08, 2013, 08:02:06 pm
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still not bad compare the fcc-brd-unicorn-bs-cavalieres-aow-teutonic-acre-fallen-black compagny-hg-hoc-remnant in 1 faction/ also having tkov-raven-beserker-gow(rohan)-desire on your side damn the list is quite longer and bigger just notice that.

Sigh. Why does this "Raven is on FCC's side" myth still exist? We went to war with them not long ago, we just recently fought Acre (who joined up with FCC), and we actively trade with FCC's enemies. We are not allied with them and wont be allied with them, Dracul/Raven like to do things on our own, we don't want to be a part of any large alliance chain.

We have no relations with Beserker/Gow(Rohan) and do not have a opinion on whatever they are doing.
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on September 08, 2013, 08:05:11 pm
So you're saying you now have a similar situation that FCC had when they attacked Hospitallers?

Wait are you trying to say FCC was out-manned by a factor of 6:1 in troops when they attacked Hospitallers? Because that is just an intensely false thing to say you fucknerd pirate bastard.
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: BaleOhay on September 08, 2013, 08:06:44 pm
if it was just us vrs you that argument would mean you would no longer be on the map. However, your alliance you are part could possibly have double what we have.

The Mighty BS faction = Bale!! be afraid
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Tom Cruise on September 08, 2013, 08:09:09 pm
still not bad compare the fcc-brd-unicorn-bs-cavalieres-aow-teutonic-acre-fallen-black compagny-hg-hoc-remnant in 1 faction/ also having tkov-raven-beserker-gow(rohan)-desire on your side damn the list is quite longer and bigger just notice that.

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you forgot a couple canuck :(

All of those clans combined make up the same if not less then occitan, frisia, hosp, chaos, and mb You guys outnumber FCC :P

Everyone just needs to calm down
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Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Aldogalus on September 08, 2013, 08:09:33 pm
gentlemen, lets just remember, that this post here:

 
^ true story - he also masterminded the occitan-chevaliers-frisians-hospitallers-lost legion-chaos-fidlgb-mb-golden apple corps super massive gay carebear allaince after convincing aldo everyone should share a ts (hes the true genius of strat)

came before this post here:

Not to be confused with the Unicorns-BRD-Cavaliers-Remnant-HoC-Acre-TKoV-Raven-Fallen-AoW-carebear alliance. I know i left out a few, sorry

Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: MURDERTRON on September 08, 2013, 08:10:46 pm
Wait are you trying to say FCC was out-manned by a factor of 6:1 in troops when they attacked Hospitallers? Because that is just an intensely false thing to say you fucknerd pirate bastard.

Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.  But anyone with half a brain would work with friendly factions and buy or borrow troops.  You've done alternating waves of attacks with your allies before, don't pretend you are fighting FCC alone.  You are just hiding behind numbers at this point.  Anyway, FCC is about as inactive as Hospitallers was at that time.  Just ask Centrelink how little map activity FCC has now.
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on September 08, 2013, 08:12:34 pm
Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.  But anyone with half a brain would work with friendly factions and buy or borrow troops.  You've done alternating waves of attacks with your allies before, don't pretend you are fighting FCC alone.  You are just hiding behind numbers at this point.  Anyway, FCC is about as inactive as Hospitallers was at that time.  Just ask Centrelink how little map activity FCC has now.

"LOL YOU'RE JUST HIDING BEHIND THE FACT THAT YOUR FACTION HAS 1/6TH OUR TROOPS LOL YOU PUSSSSIEE JUST ATTACK."

Like how the fuck is that even a thought that a human being can have and then be dumb enough to say?

You realize that this is what you're saying comes down to, right? You got dam FCC chucklefucks just don't get it.
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Peppovitch on September 08, 2013, 08:15:28 pm
Shit moths. FCC started off as tiny little shit-larvae, and then they grew into shitapillers, a pandemic of shitapillers, everywhere you look, shitapillers. They almost drove me over the god damn edge, boy. I tried to exterminate 'em, put an end to the shitapiller's life cycle, but I failed. And now, shit-moths. Every fuckin' one of 'em... shit-moths."
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Tom Cruise on September 08, 2013, 08:15:52 pm
if it was just us vrs you that argument would mean you would no longer be on the map. However, your alliance you are part could possibly have double what we have.

The Mighty BS faction = Bale!! be afraid

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Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on September 08, 2013, 08:21:17 pm
I can't possibly hope to post anything better here than what Peppo just posted so I am done.
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Matey on September 08, 2013, 08:22:28 pm
You are an odd guy Aldo.

I don't know much about the whole situation that occurred but from the people I did talk to... many of them were quite upset with HoC for leaving and felt that HoC was responsible for the dissolution of the VE.

I also don't know why you have such hate for the FCC, we were obviously close with the VE and felt we were on good terms with all the clans that made up VE. We got along really well with 9finger and require as well as many other MB members but we always heard about how you were trashing us and trying to get people to sign against us. From my brief conversations it seems like you just hate large alliances and think they are ruining strat. I can understand that view but it seems weird coming from someone who was a member of the largest NA alliance and is (correct me if I'm wrong) fully in support of the Occitan led alliance which is the largest in NA. I personally have no issue with you choosing to fight against us, or not loving each and every FCC member; I just find it unfortunate that you decided to hate all of us because you had problems with one or two of us in the past and that you felt compelled to turn other people who we had gotten along with against us.
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on September 08, 2013, 08:24:42 pm
Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.  But anyone with half a brain would work with friendly factions and buy or borrow troops.  You've done alternating waves of attacks with your allies before, don't pretend you are fighting FCC alone.  You are just hiding behind numbers at this point.  Anyway, FCC is about as inactive as Hospitallers was at that time.  Just ask Centrelink how little map activity FCC has now.

You don't need to goad us into attacking. We'll attack FCC regularly until one of us is off the map. Regardless of if we only have 2000 troops to spare, we'll throw them at FCC. Of course, we'll probably hold off if you folks refuse to take some of the tickets out of your next set of castles or cities. We aren't going to spend more than 2k on a single attack because of the 100% pure ass 1/3 rule. If you want XP, you'll take enough tickets out of those fiefs temporarily for us to attack within reason. If you refuse to do that, you'll be the reason NA doesn't get strat XP any more, since the only people that really play strat anymore are LL/Hosp attacking Ichamur, and LCO/Frisia attacking FCC elsewhere.

The problem with Strategus besides certain key shit-mechanics is the fact that most of the people on the Strategus map are not interested in attacking anyone. It much more time and effort than most people are willing or able to put out to attack. There are two possible solutions:

1)Force/encourage people to be bigger nerds

2)Make being involved in Strategus easier



Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Tears of Destiny on September 08, 2013, 08:25:05 pm
Man, you all just need to hug it out <3


The amount of bad blood this strat is going to make the next one absolutely hilarious.
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Hobb on September 08, 2013, 08:26:56 pm
I think the chief problem and greatest strength I have with strat is that its open-worldness requires you to play in 1 of 2 catagories. You either play serious, strict RP diplomacy with kings, lords, vassals, and allies, or you play "yolo who gives a shit lets just attack shit." What I have found in my years of strat is that not only do people in one catagory not get along with people from the other, but also, people will switch sides, or worse be yolo about 1 aspect of strat, yet hardcore about another. So what I am about to say isn't just a rant on Aldog, but on almost everyone who plays strat.

I guess I am alone in thinking strat is a game for our entire community to enjoy, not a e-peen test to see who is better at internet fighting. Now don't get me wrong, I tried very hard to "win" strat, we had a plan to literally make a play at the entire NA map. But I always viewed it as a way to bring battles and a plot to our community. So most people might think I hate LCO for being the straw that broke my camel's back, but its quite the opposite actually, I have great respect for Arrowaine and the LCO guys for letting me face them in what was no doubt the most competitive, strategiclly played war NA has ever had. Both sides had incredible map and battle management.

And it is too bad that shitty strat mechanics and bugs drove most of the interests away from VE members(as well as many others) and I quit giving a shit, Trist quit giving a shit, and HoC decided to split when myself, trist, and 9finger were all AFK for at least a week. We were a huge faction, but even at our peak in activity every major decision was made by either Trist or myself, and several others would take leadership interests for small periods of time. But that is strat, you cant rule by commitee, its too inefficient. So trist handled the number stuff, army logistics, and war preperations, and I handled trade and most importantly, I kept VE together. VE was my baby, I spent a very long time putting our clans together, so I know more than anyone about VE, its leaders, and downfall. So that being said: Aldog,you are a dumbass.

I'm assuming Jaren is the guy who told you this, but ironically you are all former VE members so idk why you put that. If you didnt here it from Trist or myself, it most likely isn't true. And in the case of Aldog's involvement in strat, you literally had zero knowledge of any politics for VE or even MB. It took you six months to fight in one of our battles, and you never showed interest in leading anything.

So to get back to my first point, Aldog was always the "strats for nerds, lets just yolo for xp" mindset, and naturally most of your mems followed you. 9finger and canada ran MB, and I loved working with guys. HoC was just the opposite, they took everything seriously, working with bonesaw and warborn was such a challenge, but i think you guys are the main reason I put so many hours into strat, i would do it again in a heart-beat. The irony in all of this, is HoC split from us because they didnt give a shit anymore, and MB wanted got pissed at how our beloved God Emperor King Robert handled drunken diplomacy. All of those nights I spent going to your TS asking you to quit over the top trolling HoC, and you guys leave from one incident with a guy who doesnt really care about strat, in Robert.

I get it, you wake up one day and decide you want to become involved, or just do something else entirely. Its a video game, no one blames hoc or mb for doing what you did, I told you this when we talked in TS. But to address the OP: HoC split because A) bonesaw wanted to B) they felt our leadership sucked and they wanted to- "get off a sinking ship." If you knew me at all, you knew I wanted to win real bad, so why the fuck would I want to attack someone in my own faction? Someone who worked very hard and didnt mind letting us make the big decisions. We would never have attacked HoC why they were still VE.

Now the last part, and my personal favorite because I feel like it truly expresses the fundamental differences of a Yolo'er like aldog, and a hardcore nerd like me, is our war with MB. The fact is, we wanted to fight both MB and HoC, but we needed to get a 2v1 in order to do it. It was also no secret we wanted Uxxhal, VE is keeping the Rhodok lands etc. HoC wimped out though, bonesaw said they were so tired of MB they didnt even want to fight them anymore. So being the cunning lord that I am, I tried to threaten you guys by bluffing and telling you HoC was with us, but that we would have rather fight HoC with MB as an ally. In reality, I didnt care which one of you we fought, I just wanted to attack one of you. Which almost worked, but you guys just said you werent going to fight HoC, and months went by without anything happening.

Now some people would call that low, but I call it diplomacy. It is why I love Kesh, Arrowaine, Turboflex, Grey Order, and DRZ. It makes the game competitive and interesting, and I feel it the only "fair" thing about strat. And yes, we got raped pretty bad in those Nomar battles, but if you actually know anything about strat, the -1k battle kd in those 5 or 6 battles is nothing, and uxxhal lost over 5k troops to upkeep alone.

** this is done from my phone while at work, so its prob full of grammy errors.
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: MURDERTRON on September 08, 2013, 08:33:19 pm
This is the big bad faction you're all afraid of.  Like I said FCC, which, if you couldn't tell, I am distancing myself from at this point, is more or less Hospitallers of 6 months ago.
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Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on September 08, 2013, 08:34:16 pm
Eh m8 that picture doesn't show the extra 91,000 troops you have between those fiefs.

Did you see that?

91,000

Let me write it again maybe it will get into your dense nerd skull

91,000

Did you get it yet? Let me try one last time you FCC fucking shit.

NINETY ONE THOUSAND

Still nothing?

NINETY. ONE. THOUSAND.

EDIT: Now I'm gonna' go play on Cavalieres_Daruvian.
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Relit on September 08, 2013, 08:42:00 pm
"My Chieftain! Word from the Frisians!" the messenger cried out as he ran into the mead hall carrying a large scroll.

"What is it this time?" the Chieftain grumbled and shifted slightly in his wooden throne, still acutely aware of the soreness between his legs.

Opening and reading the scroll, the Chieftain was still confused.

"Why would they send a message that just said 91,000 in very large print?"
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: MURDERTRON on September 08, 2013, 08:44:36 pm

over NINE. THOUSAND.

Did Goku ever run away because someone had a higher power level?
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Aldogalus on September 08, 2013, 08:49:31 pm
Over 5k troops to upkeep. 5k, turned into 15k, turned back into 5k. Is there any way we could actually see the number of troops I lost to upkeep? It was a matter of 1 night honestly. I would have lost more than that, but my members are more ontop of that shit than I am, and they harassed me the entire time the gold was getting low, and the next day when the gold was down to 0, Oreo messaged me on steam telling me to stop dicking around, and that i seriously needed to transfer gold, which i promptly did. Is it possible to lose 5k troops in one night of mishandled upkeep? If so then I may in fact be guilty. Though i remember the numbers being somewhere in the 3 digit area. It was more a matter of neglect than it was not knowing what was happening.


As for me being uninvolved in strat, that was pretty damn true. It became pretty clear to me when this strat started, and you guys made our faction name "The Velucan Empire", without consulting a single soul in MB about how they felt about the name. I just kinda went along with it. I just kind of hung back and let you guys do your thing, as many of our members, especially 9finger seemed to be enjoying our current situation. When i finally decided to start participating in strat, I became aware of the situation we were in, and was disgusted. This is when we started plotting to leave VE, and we even confronted you about doing it in a somewhat kosher manner. Clearly I was the one being incompetent (nice forward spawn on the right hill when attacking nomar).
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on September 08, 2013, 08:56:05 pm
My favorite thing about this thread is that Keshian got muted today for shitposting too much so now he just goes and -1s every post I make, since he can't contribute. top lel m8
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Aldogalus on September 08, 2013, 09:08:06 pm
also matey, I don't hate all of you. In fact i rather enjoy miggy bale, and a few others. You don't have to be a wet-brain to realize that they probably wouldnt want to make their devious plan public information.
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: HardRice on September 08, 2013, 09:13:45 pm
It was all my idea.

187 conspiracies are beautiful.
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Hobb on September 08, 2013, 09:16:16 pm
I recall it being about 30 hours of no upkeep in uxxhal from two instances. The point is not the troops but the lack of care after leaving our faction. You wonder why the name was Velucan Empire? Then you can't even be arsed into putting gold in your fief. But you are right about 1 thing, 9finger and you are completly different when it comes to strat. And it is too bad that you guys didnt want to involved, I pretty much assumed it was because tkov led things, and tbh i prob would feel the same way, although we were badically fcc vassals in s2, and learned to play the game/ had loads of fun.

I have noticed more MB in battles lately, which is good. We do plan on trying to attack again, but going back to that battle with our "forward spawn on right hill," we had 10 less mercs for that primetime battle. We have to get our playerbase up again before we can attack.
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Aldogalus on September 08, 2013, 09:30:15 pm
yeah there was that one battle where the night time was messed up. You guys got boned on that one due to inactivity. I do remember more than 10 mercs on your side, and we even charged for the first 20 minutes of the fight as defense, just to make it more interesting/get some XP out of it. There was many more than 10 mercs, though I will say that you guys had only 1 tkov guy there.
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Tojo on September 08, 2013, 09:41:13 pm
This is the part in the Jerry Springer show Mount and Blade edition, where the crowd starts chanting!

JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY

i wonder who the father is???
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Visconti on September 08, 2013, 10:04:03 pm
I dont know where you are getting your information from Aldo, but everything you posted is pretty much bullshit. The VE fell apart because of several things, none of which involved us trying to backstab MB. First of all, HoC decided to leave because MB kept going afk during our war. The final straw for them id imagine was when you guys left 6k troops outside of saren for over a month, running out of gold and eventually losing all those troops. Then, Bonesaw decided to leave the empire while both hobb and I were away for about a week, so we didnt really have time to respond to the whole thing before MB attacked us. You saying that you guys only attacked us because we threatened you is bullshit as well. Before you guys had attacked us, i tried talking to both require and 9finger, and was reassured that our factions would stay friends. This turned out to be a lie though, something require just told me so that we would give him some troops (which he then used to attack ergellon). I find it funny, and kind of pathetic, that despite lying to us, stealing our troops, then backstabbing us with said troops, you still try to make yourself look like the innocent victim here by posting this shit.
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Dach on September 08, 2013, 10:33:29 pm
Lone Fallen member reporting in for this shit-thread...

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Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Ragnar_Ulfson on September 08, 2013, 10:48:46 pm
Nerds let us stop this internet arguing, you have to realize you're making people upset like Kim over here...she's a mess b/c of this nonsense!

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Addition:  Also Aldog hasn't been doing strat very long Kesh, it takes time to understand every logistical aspect of strat.  We can't all stay on the computer and get a sick monitor tan like you.
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: BaleOhay on September 09, 2013, 12:01:40 am
aldo knows I like him.. but lets me honest that lad is on the pc as much and more than anyone :)
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Aldogalus on September 09, 2013, 12:10:47 am
^this was true up until about a month ago, when i got 2 jobs. and also that couple of months that my pc broke. However, mos tof that time spent was me just enjoying/dicking off on NA 1. The proof is in the pudding, these nerds pay sooo much attention to strat, that not only do they tend to their own fiefs, but they watch mine just waiting to take quick jabs at me for not putting upkeep in, or making some other petty mistake. suck me
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: ildist on September 09, 2013, 12:27:49 am
sometimes i listen to katy perry and role play a ferocious animal
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Aderyn on September 09, 2013, 01:48:27 am
This is the big bad faction you're all afraid of.  Like I said FCC, which, if you couldn't tell, I am distancing myself from at this point, is more or less Hospitallers of 6 months ago.
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All this shows is that you are turtling hardcore. With 91 000 troops.
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Oreo on September 09, 2013, 01:51:37 am
I run MB, lets not get this mixed up, cya
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Jack1 on September 09, 2013, 02:02:59 am
All this shows is that you are turtling hardcore. With 91 000 troops.

By the way daruvian. The way we have been ripping FCC a new asshole lately I'de say that our 19,000 are about even with their 91,000.
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on September 09, 2013, 02:07:55 am
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Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Goretooth on September 09, 2013, 02:08:15 am
My favorite thing about this thread is that Keshian got muted today for shitposting too much so now he just goes and -1s every post I make, since he can't contribute. top lel m8
Who has the time or no life to do such a thing to just -1 posts all day. Oh forgot right who we are talking about for a moment.  :P
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: MURDERTRON on September 09, 2013, 02:31:42 am
Who has the time or no life to do such a thing to just -1 posts all day. Oh forgot right who we are talking about for a moment.  :P

Kaoklai?
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: kap10 on September 09, 2013, 03:08:42 am
juts need to post that i love u DH !
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Aldogalus on September 09, 2013, 03:15:04 am
ily2 DH! almost as much as i love that avatar
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Thumper on September 09, 2013, 03:18:44 am
Gow/RoR is not affiliated with any factions we are said to be "allied" to. We are our own independent faction.

Questions and Concerns? You can PM me on the forums
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Lord_Bernie_of_Voodoo on September 09, 2013, 03:52:39 am
This was what, over 3 or 4 months ago? Anyways, at least this whole hilarious shitstorm made strategus somewhat entertaining for that short while - causing mass e-peen erections, nerd rage and virtual tears. Face it, without this kind of shit, strat would be more boring than a Kings of Leon album.
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Jona on September 09, 2013, 04:13:18 am
Here it is boys, the post you have all been waiting for... the "inside scoop" if you will...

Why HoC Left the Empire
A Documentary about the Darkside of Strat
Written by Jona

          A long time ago, back in the glory days of the VE, there were very few serious clans involved with strategus. To name a few, there were the members of FCC, TKoV, NH (now Ravens), HoC, Hospitaller, and Occitans. It was the members of these mighty clans who were the leading drama (read:shitposting) nerds around. But it was all in good fun, and everyone was able to cope, for this was the status quo.  Problems arose however, when these clans who gave two shits were forced to interact with those who didn't.  When clans with different mentalities towards strategus were forced to be allies, the situation grew unbearable.

          One example of such animosity was between the Hounds of Chulainn and the Murder Boner clan.  The great Hounds, best of friends with The Kingdom of Veluca, were playing strategus with a similar mindset to theirs; they were playing to win.  But the Hounds and TKoV were not the only ones in the massive Empire, for there was a third party: the MB clan.  Now the MB clan, unlike TKoV or HoC, cared little for strategus.  They rarely if ever pulled their own weight, and were only really in the faction to pump out troops for both TKoV and HoC to use when attacking their foes.  They would also help by signing up as mercenaries for the conquests.  This was all well, and would have sufficed, if it were not for the fact that all of MB was secretely jealous of the might HoC faction.  Yes, though none would ever admit it, they wanted to be as great and mighty as the Hounds.  From where do I get such an outlandish thought, you might ask? Well, it is quite obvious actually.  You see, while TKoV and HoC spearheaded the many assaults of the Empire, and saw its borders swell, MB did little more than watch and add fuel to the VE war machine.  Because HoC and TKoV 'stole' (read: earned) the spotlight, the MB clan did little more than devolve into trolling little crybabies.  It is here that they showed their true colors.  It is here that from MB's endless trolling and insulting of HoC that it is evident that they loathed them, for MB knew in their tiny, cold, black hearts, that they would never be as great as the Hounds. 

          So as time passed, and each party grew more tired of the other, there was little actually happening in the realm of Calradia.  The Empire found themselves in a tiresome war against heavily plated frenchman, with castles protected by many a glitch.  In this near-stalemate of a war, tempers balanced on the edge of a knife.  Come the winter, it was HoCs time to lay siege to the accursed New Weyyah Castle.  And lay siege they did.  Over and over again, for its walls were nearly impenetrable.  After nearly ten thousand Hounds perished at the walls of the accursed fortress, it was TKoV's and MB's turn to strike at the weakened castle.  But after only one or two assaults by TKoV, no further assistance was to be had from HoC's allies.  MB never even set foot in the desert.  So after all of the ground that had been gained with blood, after all those Hounds were put to rest, never to wake again, what happened? Why, a peace treaty was signed and all feifs taken were to be given back to the frenchmen. 

          It was not long after this instance when the Hounds started talking of deserting.  For they were a mighty clan, and had the numbers necessary to run a successful mercenary faction all on their own.  So what were they waiting for?  While many were already dead-set on becoming a merc faction next strategus, that was too far off for some.  Yet for each of those who would have liked to jump ship and start anew now, there were others who felt honor and duty-bound to remain tied to the Empire, and wait out this bitter strategus in such a miserable state. But as time passed, and as the once-great and highly active TkoV turned afk, many of the more stubborn Hounds were finally convinced it was time to set their plans in motion.  For it was not worth staying in an alliance with one afk clan, and another hostile clan, who was so hostile in fact that many of the Hounds despised those scum more than they despised their true enemies... the enemies who had slain over ten thousand Hounds using their french tactics and glitch-ridden castles.  So once the trolling of the inferior and highly butt-hurt MB clan and the afk-ness of the TKoV clan reached a simultaneous all-time high, the Hounds all knew it was time.

         While the Hounds left the Empire to their own devices, they did not wish to cut ties all at once.  They still wished to remain faithful allies to their friends TKoV, and still honored trade agreements with other associates such as FCC.  Essentially nothing had changed, other than the fact that HoC was no longer obligated to deal with the wretched MB.  And since MB apparently hated HoC so much, this was a win-win scenario.  But this new-found peace was not meant to last, for once the leaders of TKoV returned from their long hiatus, they felt betrayed, with little valid reason to do so.  They assumed the Hounds had turned their back on them, when in fact they truly hadn't.  Yet before diplomatic words could be exchanged, the shit-flinging started, and TKoV drove themselves away from their longstanding brothers-in-arms.  So now that the Hounds found themselves as an entirely independent faction the thing they set out to do was seek retribution against MB. 

         And they did, yet as shitty strategus mechanics would have it, attacking sucks and they lost their first couple of minor assaults.  But those were the only assaults to be had, since the mercenary-selling-faction idea was growing ever stronger amongst the HoC ranks.  Many of the veteran members had grown tired of such broken mechanics, and the constant babysitting necessary to run a successful faction.  The Hounds were growing bored of the mundane world of Calradia, and decided to spicen things up a bit.  In order to start their merc-selling business, they would need to downsize to only one feif.  Originally the idea was to sell off one feif at a time, but what better, more fun way to downsize than to declare war on every nearby faction in Calradia? The long stale winter of strategus was finally over, and in such grand way!  Everyone at war against one small faction... the last great stand of the Hounds was in full swing! Finally the warriors who were growing round and soft from all their time spent drinking could finally return to the battlefield and fight! Who cares who was fighting against who.. it was madness, and such fun madness it was!

          And in the end, the Hound's goal was achieved.  They were a small faction doing nothing but shipping out mercenaries.  The veteran members got their reprieve and were finally able to take a break from the ugly world of politics in Calradia.  Yet everyone else became extremely butt-hurt and personally offended that the Hounds would ever dare attack them, so the HoC hatred continued. But the Hounds are not put down so easily.  They have risen again, and are ready to torment those who would still be foolish enough to oppose them.

Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Canary on September 09, 2013, 06:05:09 am
You're all doing a great job! (owned, Rhalzo, beaten to the punch) I'd like to go into detail about how awesome this thread is:

Aldogalus: Here you posted an amazing implication against your former benefactor. It was totally awesome. I don't care if it's true, this is the strategus I choose to believe in.
(in light of the things Hobb and Trist said, it seems entirely likely that whatever hearsay this thread is supposedly based on was an easily misconstrued way of looking at events and, possibly, things TKoV/HoC leaders have said in the past). I hope to hear more good things like this

Hobb and Tristran: You guys are great. I'd have liked to interact with yaw more this strat but that whole ginormous faction thing made it an uninteresting prospect to approach from either side. I feel like you should have played the situation in this thread up a bit more. Playing into Aldo's rantings would have been fun for everyone, even if you gave him the satisfaction. I don't think, especially considering Hobb's well-said description of strat playstyles, it would've made you out as that big of shitprinces, either.

Adoptagoat: You're actually giving more credence to Aldo's crackpot theory. There was a seed of truth behind it? Well, shucks! Even if it wasn't a tangible scheme, there was a sentiment there, and those things tend to grow and get worse.

Bonesaw: I would enjoy a post from you on this, hoo-boy! I dunno what led you to apparently burn out and go crazy, but hopefully it was just the game being shitty.

Daruvian: You are sometimes a great shitposter, but you get lazy. Work harder. (A+ for 91,000, though)

Tears and anybody still in Fallen (I mean, hi, Dach): Posting somewhere you don't really have any belonging, again, saying something inane and useless. Guess it's okay when everybody else is doing it, this time...  :wink:

Murdertron: Anybody still responding to things he says is not treating themselves with respect. He's a very lackluster troll.

Sandersson: Keep fighting the good fight. Even if you aren't laid-back about strat, you suuuuure sound like it. It puts me at ease.  8-) Your fights are fun. (see below)

BaleOhay: I would have signed up for you guys tonight but Frisia is so much more fun to fight for. If I had to rank how much fun different teamspeaks are for strat battles, I'd put Frisia at probably second (after Occitan fights when Arowaine leads and is in a good mood). Not your fault, but FCC is one of the least fun environments to fight battles in. No disrespect, but enjoyment ought to be my chief concern. Well-fought and all-what, you know.

FUPA guys: Please be more relevant, please, please.

Matey: I think you're forgetting how factions work. The loudest mouth speaks for and condemns the rest of the body. In your post that applies not only to Aldogalus but also you guys, as well. (also, is that some fishing for information I see...?)

Relit: Ravens have always seemed to me like the one faction watching all the other ones acting foolish. The 'shaking-their-head-in-disbelief-and-disgust' faction. I don't agree with the approach, but I respect you for it.

Kesh: It is very apparent that you use deflection anytime someone says something you disagree with. Nearly every time you say an insult or insinuation it seems to directly apply to you as well. Imaginary grudges are precisely the kind you make before someone's intentions even become decided. Their response to your flipping out when they finally do something you disapprove of (as "proof" for your grudge) is inevitably to dislike you. It's a vicious cycle, you don't have to keep making people hate you!

Jona: cool rp man very well written and good story telling *two thumbs up* not out of place in this thread at all (but really, it was kind of interesting to hear the thoughts on events from someone inside. Much of what happened became so public I don't think I learned anything new, though. At least not anything that was actually true...)



Disclaimer: This is the dark half of strategus, and it's necessary to keep the other side of it interesting.


Keep up the good work!
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Aldogalus on September 09, 2013, 06:15:19 am
Meh the honest truth is, you are generalizing too much. I should have been more specific. When I said the slimy shitbirds  in HoC and TKoV, I was talking about their leadership, not the individual members who had no idea what was happening(not that bonesaw wasn't blindsided during this whole thing too, but you just weren't in on his plan). Not all members of MB hate HoC, in fact most of those members I had already threatened to kick out, for very similar reasons (shit-talking senselessly) . They left about 2 days after I threatened to kick them out. The MB HoC grudge really kind of continued from there. Some people said HoC this, and some people said MB that. The truth is I never disliked the majority of HoC, more so just bonesaw. Maybe there was one or two more, but apparently I didn't dislike them enough to be able to recall their names, only a few months later. I'm sure plenty of MB generalized about HoC here and there, as the shit tends to fly both ways. One side says one thing, another side throws counter insults back, and it escalates from there. Anyways, I remain pretty friendly with quite a few old HoC members. I guess what I'm really trying to say is, the only sense of the HoC vs MB mentality I had, was on the battlefield, when you were attacking us. But I guess my entire clan is scum, including myself, and we have tiny black hearts.

That being said, though I wasnt very involved in strat during the VE/LCO war, I do happen to recall you guys whiffing it multiple times on sieges and field battles. I IN FACT remember you became rather notorious for having ill-prepared armies, be it not having pikes, or not having pierce/blunt weapons, or not having mauls, or not having siege equipment. yada yada yada. I ALSO SEEM TO IN FACT REMEMBER, you guys being the ones who recruited troops, because you "just wanted to play in the battles". Pretty sure MB ran a good portion of the trade runs with WELL PREPARED ARMIES cough, and earned our factions some serious motha fuckin denars. bedtime
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Rhalzo on September 09, 2013, 06:18:19 am
You're all doing a great job! (owned, Rhalzo, beaten to the punch) I'd like to go into detail about how awesome this thread is:

Aldogalus: Here you posted an amazing implication against your former benefactor. It was totally awesome. I don't care if it's true, this is the strategus I choose to believe in.
(in light of the things Hobb and Trist said, it seems entirely likely that whatever hearsay this thread is supposedly based on was an easily misconstrued way of looking at events and, possibly, things TKoV/HoC leaders have said in the past). I hope to hear more good things like this

Hobb and Tristran: You guys are great. I'd have liked to interact with yaw more this strat but that whole ginormous faction thing made it an uninteresting prospect to approach from either side. I feel like you should have played the situation in this thread up a bit more. Playing into Aldo's rantings would have been fun for everyone, even if you gave him the satisfaction. I don't think, especially considering Hobb's well-said description of strat playstyles, it would've made you out as that big of shitprinces, either.

Adoptagoat: You're actually giving more credence to Aldo's crackpot theory. There was a seed of truth behind it? Well, shucks! Even if it wasn't a tangible scheme, there was a sentiment there, and those things tend to grow and get worse.

Bonesaw: I would enjoy a post from you on this, hoo-boy! I dunno what led you to apparently burn out on the and go crazy, but hopefully it was just the game being shitty.

Daruvian: You are sometimes a great shitposter, but you get lazy. Work harder. (A+ for 91,000, though)

Tears and anybody still in Fallen (I mean, hi, Dach): Posting somewhere you don't really have any belonging, again, saying something inane and useless. Guess it's okay when everybody else is doing it, this time...  :wink:

Murdertron: Anybody still responding to things he says is not treating themselves with respect. He's a very lackluster troll.

Sandersson: Keep fighting the good fight. Even if you aren't laid-back about strat, you suuuuure sound like it. It puts me at ease.  8-) Your fights are fun. (see below)

BaleOhay: I would have signed up for you guys tonight but Frisia is so much more fun to fight for. If I had to rank how much fun different teamspeaks are for strat battles, I'd put Frisia at probably second (after Occitan fights when Arowaine leads and is in a good mood). Not your fault, but FCC is one of the least fun environments to fight battles in. No disrespect, but enjoyment ought to be my chief concern. Well-fought and all-what, you know.

FUPA guys: Please be more relevant, please, please.

Matey: I think you're forgetting how factions work. The loudest mouth speaks for and condemns the rest of the body. In your post that applies not only to Aldogalus but also you guys, as well. (also, is that some fishing for information I see...?)

Relit: Ravens have always seemed to me like the one faction watching all the other ones acting foolish. The 'shaking-their-head-in-disbelief-and-disgust' faction. I don't agree with the approach, but I respect you for it.

Kesh: It is very apparent that you use deflection anytime someone says something you disagree with. Nearly every time you say an insult or insinuation it seems to directly apply to you as well. Imaginary grudges are precisely the kind you make before someone's intentions even become decided. Their response to your flipping out when they finally do something you disapprove of (as "proof" for your grudge) is inevitably to dislike you. It's a vicious cycle, you don't have to keep making people hate you!

Jona: cool rp man very well written and good story telling *two thumbs up* not out of place in this thread at all (but really, it was kind of interesting to hear the thoughts on events from someone inside. Much of what happened became so public I don't think I learned anything new, though. At least not anything that was actually true...)



Disclaimer: This is the dark half of strategus, and it's necessary to keep the other side of it interesting.


Keep up the good work!

You're all doing a great job!
Mine is better

No really though, everyone has been doing a great job. This drama just leads to more battles and more interesting twists and turns that not even M. Night Shamalongadingdong could come up with. Or at least it should. Instead of being all mad and sassy in a post on the forums, try sending an army at that person (or clan) instead. OR be mad and sassy as well as sending an army at that person (or clan). Both options are acceptable. Or just completely stab that one person in the back. Make the game interesting for yourself and all of the other folks that sink time into pixel warriors and colored dots moving around a map for days upon days. I'm so proud of all of you and can't wait to see what kind of shit will go on next.

And Canary, you left me off of that list and stole my phrase; THIS MEANS WAR!
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Nightingale on September 09, 2013, 06:25:23 am
I feel like I need to contribute to this thread... but I don't think I have anyone I hate enough to dedicate a "shit post" too. I guess this means I need to take strat more seriously in the future, I mean how often do you think that a topic in diplomacy will be ANY SHITPOST is on topic. Matter of a fact this whole post I just did is off topic and deserves a warning.

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Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Canuck on September 09, 2013, 06:28:35 am
I don't think I have anyone I hate enough to dedicate a "shit post" too


Keep banning and shooting arowaine in strategus battles and before long he'll shit post about you and you can do one in reply
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Nightingale on September 09, 2013, 06:31:51 am
Keep banning and shooting arowaine in strategus battles and before long he'll shit post about you and you can do one in reply

I'm bad at replying seriously to shit posts. Literally the worst.
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Jona on September 09, 2013, 06:35:14 am
Much of what happened became so public I don't think I learned anything new, though. At least not anything that was actually true...)[/size]


Well I don't know what you had learned prior to that post, but much of what had become public was similar to aldo's OP... and you can see there are just a few discrepancies between his version and the truthful documentary post of mine.


Matter of a fact this whole post I just did is off topic and deserves a warning.

Dangit Desire, breaking the flow of this thread! For that I may just have to take your miserable little feif! Prepare for a siege!

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Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Nightingale on September 09, 2013, 06:38:48 am
Well I don't know what you had learned prior to that post, but much of what had become public was similar to aldo's OP... and you can see there are just a few discrepancies between his version and the truthful documentary post of mine.


Dangit Desire, breaking the flow of this thread! For that I may just have to take your miserable little feif! Prepare for a siege!

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If you want too go ahead! be a fun little fight, and give me something to do for the rest of strat. RECLAIM MY LAND!
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Jona on September 09, 2013, 06:40:37 am
If you want too go ahead! be a fun little fight, and give me something to do for the rest of strat. RECLAIM MY LAND!

Hehe would be fun indeed... if only your land was a little closer to almerra.

can you get transferred to unuzdaq or something? seems to be the closest chaos feif.

or just you know.. take over a closer one.
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Nightingale on September 09, 2013, 06:41:42 am
I'll attack anders and lose he seems to be bored anyway
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Jona on September 09, 2013, 06:43:15 am
Nah, attack and win.. that way I can attack!
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Nightingale on September 09, 2013, 06:44:05 am
but you could attack because I attacked... same difference right?
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Jona on September 09, 2013, 06:45:00 am
but that wouldnt be very nice to poor anders.


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Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Tears of Destiny on September 09, 2013, 07:09:46 am
Tears and anybody still in Fallen (I mean, hi, Dach): Posting somewhere you don't really have any belonging, again, saying something inane and useless. Guess it's okay when everybody else is doing it, this time...  :wink:


As opposed to your massive wall of text which was necessary? O_o I thought my post was rather the exact opposite of useless as if people followed my advice (which was on topic) then strategus would be better as <3
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Dutchydave on September 09, 2013, 12:16:24 pm
  You really need to stop believing every idiotic rumor frisians and occitan spread without a whit of proof. 


You would never start making accusations without a whiff of proof and based on just what you have heard would you kesh? Fucking hypocrite. Every post you write is just hypocritical dribble and complete lies full of contradictions. But I do find it amusing to read just for the fact its like your the only person who believes that crap you write and also maybe people with an IQ below 80.I have a good laugh with plenty of people about all stated above :lol:

This link is undeniable proof of what I say.
http://forum.melee.org/global/ll_greasysage-and-lord_matthew-are-multiaccounts/
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: dynamike on September 09, 2013, 04:37:40 pm
Guess I'm late to this circlesperg.

Where is Joe when you need a RP summary :?:
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on September 09, 2013, 04:51:13 pm
Desire is a pretty terrible admin and an even worse FCC vassal.  Yes, this is an insult on your honor and integrity.  We can settle this with a joust later tonight or tomorrow night if you are around.

I always liked couching Aldo on the battlefield, but since that scumball stopped wearing his heraldic mail w/ tabard it makes it a lot harder to spot my favorite couching target...I also respect that he keeps his clan members in line and doesn't afraid of anything.

*PAGING CommieCossack Joe to the thread*
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Saxton on September 10, 2013, 12:30:13 am
What makes you think i want to read that wall of text.

nerd.

all i care about is i got an old HoC fief which at this point any one of you spergs can take
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Duster on September 10, 2013, 12:52:39 pm
What makes you think i want to read that wall of text.

nerd.

all i care about is i got an old HoC fief which at this point any one of you spergs can take

http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=5096













lol
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Jaren on September 10, 2013, 02:48:53 pm
I'm assuming Jaren is the guy who told you this, but ironically you are all former VE members so idk why you put that. If you didnt here it from Trist or myself, it most likely isn't true. And in the case of Aldog's involvement in strat, you literally had zero knowledge of any politics for VE or even MB. It took you six months to fight in one of our battles, and you never showed interest in leading anything.
I'm not sure I enjoy being some sort of hinging factor in this great debacle or how my role matters at all. The easiest way I can explain my stand point was that I watched VE collapse internally in a little more then a day. As far as the specifics; events between all clans played out over time as the collapse became an actuality for most of the clans and their members. After I returned from my bit of hiatus I had no idea that VE had the majority of its leadership either afk for some time or just up and quit. Nevertheless, I joined TKoV specifically for strat reasons, I know very well how much the leadership wanted to win and I worked my way into an officer role just to support you guys in any means I could. I didn't abandon you guys as some form of traitor or vagrant only in spite. I left because my ideals had changed and a once dormant clan was looking to become a contender, a clan I've had the opportunity to work with on many strat occasions.

I'm just a Catapultist looking for some walls to smash.
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Tom Cruise on September 11, 2013, 03:30:52 am
http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=5096















lol

Damn Sax. You got a pretty fucking stacked roster.

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Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Aldogalus on September 11, 2013, 05:43:57 am
I think the chief problem and greatest strength I have with strat is that its open-worldness requires you to play in 1 of 2 catagories. You either play serious, strict RP diplomacy with kings, lords, vassals, and allies, or you play "yolo who gives a shit lets just attack shit." What I have found in my years of strat is that not only do people in one catagory not get along with people from the other, but also, people will switch sides, or worse be yolo about 1 aspect of strat, yet hardcore about another. So what I am about to say isn't just a rant on Aldog, but on almost everyone who plays strat.

I guess I am alone in thinking strat is a game for our entire community to enjoy, not a e-peen test to see who is better at internet fighting. Now don't get me wrong, I tried very hard to "win" strat, we had a plan to literally make a play at the entire NA map. But I always viewed it as a way to bring battles and a plot to our community. So most people might think I hate LCO for being the straw that broke my camel's back, but its quite the opposite actually, I have great respect for Arrowaine and the LCO guys for letting me face them in what was no doubt the most competitive, strategiclly played war NA has ever had. Both sides had incredible map and battle management.

And it is too bad that shitty strat mechanics and bugs drove most of the interests away from VE members(as well as many others) and I quit giving a shit, Trist quit giving a shit, and HoC decided to split when myself, trist, and 9finger were all AFK for at least a week. We were a huge faction, but even at our peak in activity every major decision was made by either Trist or myself, and several others would take leadership interests for small periods of time. But that is strat, you cant rule by commitee, its too inefficient. So trist handled the number stuff, army logistics, and war preperations, and I handled trade and most importantly, I kept VE together. VE was my baby, I spent a very long time putting our clans together, so I know more than anyone about VE, its leaders, and downfall. So that being said: Aldog,you are a dumbass.

I'm assuming Jaren is the guy who told you this, but ironically you are all former VE members so idk why you put that. If you didnt here it from Trist or myself, it most likely isn't true. And in the case of Aldog's involvement in strat, you literally had zero knowledge of any politics for VE or even MB. It took you six months to fight in one of our battles, and you never showed interest in leading anything.

So to get back to my first point, Aldog was always the "strats for nerds, lets just yolo for xp" mindset, and naturally most of your mems followed you. 9finger and canada ran MB, and I loved working with guys. HoC was just the opposite, they took everything seriously, working with bonesaw and warborn was such a challenge, but i think you guys are the main reason I put so many hours into strat, i would do it again in a heart-beat. The irony in all of this, is HoC split from us because they didnt give a shit anymore, and MB wanted got pissed at how our beloved God Emperor King Robert handled drunken diplomacy. All of those nights I spent going to your TS asking you to quit over the top trolling HoC, and you guys leave from one incident with a guy who doesnt really care about strat, in Robert.

I get it, you wake up one day and decide you want to become involved, or just do something else entirely. Its a video game, no one blames hoc or mb for doing what you did, I told you this when we talked in TS. But to address the OP: HoC split because A) bonesaw wanted to B) they felt our leadership sucked and they wanted to- "get off a sinking ship." If you knew me at all, you knew I wanted to win real bad, so why the fuck would I want to attack someone in my own faction? Someone who worked very hard and didnt mind letting us make the big decisions. We would never have attacked HoC why they were still VE.

Now the last part, and my personal favorite because I feel like it truly expresses the fundamental differences of a Yolo'er like aldog, and a hardcore nerd like me, is our war with MB. The fact is, we wanted to fight both MB and HoC, but we needed to get a 2v1 in order to do it. It was also no secret we wanted Uxxhal, VE is keeping the Rhodok lands etc. HoC wimped out though, bonesaw said they were so tired of MB they didnt even want to fight them anymore. So being the cunning lord that I am, I tried to threaten you guys by bluffing and telling you HoC was with us, but that we would have rather fight HoC with MB as an ally. In reality, I didnt care which one of you we fought, I just wanted to attack one of you. Which almost worked, but you guys just said you werent going to fight HoC, and months went by without anything happening.

Now some people would call that low, but I call it diplomacy. It is why I love Kesh, Arrowaine, Turboflex, Grey Order, and DRZ. It makes the game competitive and interesting, and I feel it the only "fair" thing about strat. And yes, we got raped pretty bad in those Nomar battles, but if you actually know anything about strat, the -1k battle kd in those 5 or 6 battles is nothing, and uxxhal lost over 5k troops to upkeep alone.

** this is done from my phone while at work, so its prob full of grammy errors.


A few things i'd like to say here. Hobb, I still respect you, and could see us having a legitimate conversation about this sometime in team speak. Could even see us shooting the breeze afterwards with very little animosity towards one another. That being said, I think you are a complete tryhard and massive internet bundle of sticks.

As I recall, I expressed interest in playing a more active roll in our leadership. I remember you telling me it was great, and that we needed more people to take an active roll in coordinating and running our faction. I was pretty much down to do it. However, I wasn't able to just guess what time the meetings were happening, or fill myself in on all of our current situation. You could say I didn't feel "included" or "in on it". I kind of passively accepted this for a short while, but eventually grew a strong distaste for the VE's situation, and more importantly, MB's situation. What we were doing just didn't seem honorable.  Though you saying that my not having any idea about our current politics, was somewhat true. The moment I began caring, was the moment i realized we were more or less in cahoots with FCC, the other massive faction in NA. Mercing for FCC was audibly painful, one of my least favorite TS's to fight in, not gonna lie. As for the whole situation with HoC breaking off, and attacking us,  you basically admitted between the Hobb post and the Adoptagoat post that its true. Bonesaw and Rob both plotted for HoC to break off, and attack us, while TKoV fueled it. At that time, my PC was broken, and you trist and syls were all on hiatus, leaving rob to "lead" the VE, and bonesaw was obviously leading HoC. So we have both of the head representatives of TKoV, and HoC, plotting this shit-plot, and during the same time period, HoC breaks off and attacks us. Coincidence? Regardless of whether you would have stopped it if you were there or not, doesn't really matter, because you weren't there.

As to why you feel the need to continuously mention that one time, and it was ONE TIME, that i neglected to put gold into the castle, I really don't know. Kind of a pointless quick-jab, by which I'm not very impressed. We sold about 6k troops, within a couple of days of the day where uxhal ran out of gold. Maybe that's why you looked and thought we lost thousands? I left gold out of that castle for less than 24 hours. My clan members are far too responsible to let things like that happen. Sorry, but thats the cold hard truth.

I dont really care what you believe about that minor mistake, but lets just say, that we had 16000 troops(the most we've ever had in uxhal, i'll give you the benefit of the doubt), and that we let it run for 30 hours(give you the benefit of the doubt here too), just like you said. Does anyone know the formula for starting with 16000 troops, and not having gold for 30 hours? someone must. plz add to this shitpost and bring me exhibit A. I know theres some bundle of sticks out there like anders just itching to do this with his TI-83.


Trist, I already said attacking you guys was a fuckup. I said it in TS 20 times, and I said it again 2 times in the forums. What else do you want me to say? I'll repeat it for you once more, but that's it. IT WAS A STRATEGICALLY DUMB MOVE, AND A MORALLY QUESTIONABLE MOVE. there. As I said before, I wasn't in control of what was happening ( or even aware of the situation enough to make an educated decision), as my PC was shitcanned for about 2 months. I'm not trying to act innocent, I'm the aggressor in this post, not the defendant.

Kesh, get the fucking rose-stock out of your twat bro. You were so sincere towards me up until about 2 weeks ago when I went of on you via steam chat. Told you you were unpleasant to talk to, and that I was sick of reading the fucking essay you had typed me every time i minimized. I guess that just pushed you over the edge, because now you just take every chance you get to publicly bash me, and create absurd stories about me. Fifteen thousand troops? lol. 5k was an over-exaggeration. 15k is straight up bogus. I now know why every nerd in this mod thinks you are a sack of shit.

I would also like to touch on the comment you made to me, about how I didn't deserve to have a player like goldilocks in MB. Here's the thing kesh. Not all clans look at their faction, as if they own that faction. Some clans look at it like a team, and everyone is equal. Not every internet nerd looks at the massive faction that they head up, and think "ITS ALL MINE, I AM SO POWERFUL!!!!!!!". Get a fucking life m8. Goldi is one of our oldest members, and a good buddy of mine and many others in MB, and I'm pretty sure he's here to stay(though he knows if he went a separate way, there would be no hard feelings). It's a funny phrase "you don't deserve", because I can twist it around like this! You DO deserve every 14 year old and plug like cyranule that is in your faction, kesh, and I bet you shower in their semen every night. I'd tell you the ones that you don't deserve, but they already know who they are.


This goes out to Jaren (or moreso for me to save face, since I've already told jaren all this in TS). Jaren, SWEET SWEET JURN, I am so sorry for bringing you into this thread. I didn't think about it at the time, but it was a selfish move to mention you indirectly, as TKoV would obviously know whom I was talking about, and bring it up later in the thread. My own thirst for nerd tears let me get the best of me, and I hope it didn't compromise any social ties that you had between you and TKoV members. I surely should have asked your permission before posting this. Fortunately you are as forgiving as allah, our lord and saviour.

Oh and that part where i insulted you hobb, was supposed to be a joke, though I don't really get why you called me a dumbass, and am slightly offended at that. If you honestly think any mistake I have ever made was due to incompetence, you are wrong sir. I was wrong one time, and one time only. This one time I thought I had made a mistake, but it turns out I was wrong, and that mistake never actually took place. Silly of me to second guess myself.

That's it for now folks


~~~~~~~~~aldowild out
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Matey on September 11, 2013, 07:17:22 am
It amuses me that you hate Cyranule so very much. I get the feeling you have never even talked to him.
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Visconti on September 11, 2013, 09:06:09 am
Just to point a few things out...
The moment I began caring, was the moment i realized we were more or less in cahoots with FCC, the other massive faction in NA.

This alone shows how little you knew of what was really going on in the VE.... we have never been in "cahoots" with FCC, HoC traded with them, and we gave each other some merc support (although HoC was the only one of us to exclusively sign for FCC ) but thats about it.

As to why you feel the need to continuously mention that one time, and it was ONE TIME, that i neglected to put gold into the castle, I really don't know.

It was actually twice that it happened, losing roughly 4-5k each time. I know it was twice because i remember quite clearly thinking to my self "I cant believe they let it happen again"

Trist, I already said attacking you guys was a fuckup. I said it in TS 20 times, and I said it again 2 times in the forums. What else do you want me to say? I'll repeat it for you once more, but that's it. IT WAS A STRATEGICALLY DUMB MOVE, AND A MORALLY QUESTIONABLE MOVE. there. As I said before, I wasn't in control of what was happening ( or even aware of the situation enough to make an educated decision), as my PC was shitcanned for about 2 months. I'm not trying to act innocent, I'm the aggressor in this post, not the defendant.

Yeah i get it, but the reason im not quite willing to forgive and forget is because you knew enough about the situation to know that giving the go ahead on requires scheme meant backstabbing us, your allies for 2 strats in a row now.
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Tanken on September 11, 2013, 09:51:20 am
I need to really start staying on top of this really long, drawn out sob story Diplomacy posts. They make me almost want to play this game more often.

I think what Hobb said is true though, while we love to call each other out on things we don't agree with, that's what makes Strategus fun. You have a lot of different leadership styles and mindsets, and what one clan may hold as a value, another may see it as a means to crush them. You cannot fault that, it is that way even in the modern world. Sure, some of us are sniffling snot-nosed fucks that hate our job at Walmart and can't wait to get home to play Strat because we feel powerful--but without these shitdrinkers and cumasses Strategus would be boring. So, that said, I think Velucan Empire was destined for failure from the start. 3 Clans, 3 obviously different mindsets, and the obvious distaste for one another between MB and HoC was evident for all to see in NA_1 or NA_2. Not all MB or HoC disliked each other I'm sure, but there was enough banter to be noticeable.

I personally enjoyed MB's battles when 9Finger lead them. I rarely saw Aldogalus in the battle, and if I did, he was belligerently drunk on teamspeak. That was maybe 1-2 battles, otherwise I didn't see him. Maybe not the best leadership style, but those involved with the battle knew that calls were coming down from 9Finger so it wasn't a big deal. I think the dissolving of VE was good though, this civil war was fun for everyone, my only hopes are that it would rekindle its flame and start up again. We need more 2000 v 2000 heavy plate battles, not only for xp, but because Strat seems to be running only on fumes any longer. Why am I bothering to write this much in the Diplomacy section. God damn it you fucks have drawn me in!



TL;DR portion.. Don't get mad over spilled milk. This is a War Game, it becomes very Diplomatic. We have a lot of different groups of people, and a lot of different playstyles people want to go about when playing this game. You cannot fault people for their actions if they don't play the same as you would expect them to play.
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Jona on September 11, 2013, 01:21:24 pm
TL;DR portion.. Don't get mad over spilled milk.

No, please get mad, get very mad. Madness leads to anger, anger leads to wars, wars... lead to xp.
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Hobb on September 11, 2013, 04:37:38 pm

A few things i'd like to say here. Hobb, I still respect you, and could see us having a legitimate conversation about this sometime in team speak. Could even see us shooting the breeze afterwards with very little animosity towards one another. That being said, I think you are a complete tryhard and massive internet bundle of sticks.

Yeah bro, I try hard at any competitive game I play. To me, games are not fun without that competitive edge to it. Strat was particularly relevant because I could do pretty much everything except for the battles from my phone at work or school, so it was easy to stay on top of things. I mean anything to get out of work right?

As I recall, I expressed interest in playing a more active roll in our leadership. I remember you telling me it was great, and that we needed more people to take an active roll in coordinating and running our faction. I was pretty much down to do it. However, I wasn't able to just guess what time the meetings were happening, or fill myself in on all of our current situation.

Exactly man, exactly. See this is basically why your OP annoyed me, because you simply do not know hardly anything about strat, yet you hear some rumor and go with it. None of us actually had time to get together and "meet," and we rarely had meetings. Bonesaw and 9finger just did there own things, got the people they needed to help them, and we worked together on things like sharing S&D and Production Points. You pick something you want to do, you do something, that is strat leadership.

Oh and that part where i insulted you hobb, was supposed to be a joke, though I don't really get why you called me a dumbass, and am slightly offended at that. If you honestly think any mistake I have ever made was due to incompetence, you are wrong sir. I was wrong one time, and one time only. This one time I thought I had made a mistake, but it turns out I was wrong, and that mistake never actually took place. Silly of me to second guess myself.

The OP is filled with accusations about something I was heavily invested in and everything you said was false. To me, that makes you a troll or a dumbass, and I am fairly sure you believed everything you wrote. If you were actually curious about the situation and not just wanting to smear shit on my clan, you would have tried to contact me or trist directly. That being said, drama threads are pretty awesome, I for one won't step down from the challenge.

And as far as being cool about everything, it's the same situation with Require I think. To where you guys think that I was somehow being malicious and taking advantage of you guys, like somehow I was doing something wrong by getting you guys to play internet swords and horses with me. I mean strat is about having fun and battles right? We had lots of battles, drama, and xp for everyone. No one forced MB to join VE. You wanted to leave more than once, and yes I tried to talk you out of it, but we never said you couldnt leave, although the Uxxhal land was something we wanted to keep.
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Aldogalus on September 11, 2013, 11:15:44 pm
It amuses me that you hate Cyranule so very much. I get the feeling you have never even talked to him.

hate him? dont really know him. all i know is he acts like a massive plug in game, and i hate that. I mean if he acts like a bucket cunt in game, am I supposed to want to interact with him beyond that? bucket. cunt.
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: arowaine on September 11, 2013, 11:42:45 pm
I need to really start staying on top of this really long, drawn out sob story Diplomacy posts. They make me almost want to play this game more often.

I think what Hobb said is true though, while we love to call each other out on things we don't agree with, that's what makes Strategus fun. You have a lot of different leadership styles and mindsets, and what one clan may hold as a value, another may see it as a means to crush them. You cannot fault that, it is that way even in the modern world. Sure, some of us are sniffling snot-nosed fucks that hate our job at Walmart and can't wait to get home to play Strat because we feel powerful--but without these shitdrinkers and cumasses Strategus would be boring. So, that said, I think Velucan Empire was destined for failure from the start. 3 Clans, 3 obviously different mindsets, and the obvious distaste for one another between MB and HoC was evident for all to see in NA_1 or NA_2. Not all MB or HoC disliked each other I'm sure, but there was enough banter to be noticeable.

I personally enjoyed MB's battles when 9Finger lead them. I rarely saw Aldogalus in the battle, and if I did, he was belligerently drunk on teamspeak. That was maybe 1-2 battles, otherwise I didn't see him. Maybe not the best leadership style, but those involved with the battle knew that calls were coming down from 9Finger so it wasn't a big deal. I think the dissolving of VE was good though, this civil war was fun for everyone, my only hopes are that it would rekindle its flame and start up again. We need more 2000 v 2000 heavy plate battles, not only for xp, but because Strat seems to be running only on fumes any longer. Why am I bothering to write this much in the Diplomacy section. God damn it you fucks have drawn me in!



TL;DR portion.. Don't get mad over spilled milk. This is a War Game, it becomes very Diplomatic. We have a lot of different groups of people, and a lot of different playstyles people want to go about when playing this game. You cannot fault people for their actions if they don't play the same as you would expect them to play.

bring back kuut, start doing something ask your menbers to grind troops do trade and make your battle lead your stuff make your economy etc
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Jaren on September 12, 2013, 12:21:59 am
This goes out to Jaren (or moreso for me to save face, since I've already told jaren all this in TS). Jaren, SWEET SWEET JURN, I am so sorry for bringing you into this thread. I didn't think about it at the time, but it was a selfish move to mention you indirectly, as TKoV would obviously know whom I was talking about, and bring it up later in the thread. My own thirst for nerd tears let me get the best of me, and I hope it didn't compromise any social ties that you had between you and TKoV members. I surely should have asked your permission before posting this. Fortunately you are as forgiving as allah, our lord and saviour.

~~~~~~~~~aldowild out

Ahahaha, we're good.
That sweet nectar of nerd tears can drive even the most humbled man to ravenous intent.

I don't believe it's made me much more of a traitor than I already was. VE split and I took the path I thought right even if it meant becoming an exile amongst friends.

I'll fight the fight.
Do the damn it as one might say.
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Tanken on September 12, 2013, 12:36:09 am
bring back kuut, start doing something ask your menbers to grind troops do trade and make your battle lead your stuff make your economy etc

Wouldn't work. We have little desire to ever play this game anymore, much less take part in the metagame fest that is Strategus. Anymore we just gather troops and sell them, those of us whom still play.
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on September 12, 2013, 12:55:09 am
I can't write a "RP" for this because I keep getting too drunk.

Uh, sorry.
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Aldogalus on September 12, 2013, 01:12:01 am
Desire is a pretty terrible admin and an even worse FCC vassal.  Yes, this is an insult on your honor and integrity.  We can settle this with a joust later tonight or tomorrow night if you are around.

I always liked couching Aldo on the battlefield, but since that scumball stopped wearing his heraldic mail w/ tabard it makes it a lot harder to spot my favorite couching target...I also respect that he keeps his clan members in line and doesn't afraid of anything.

*PAGING CommieCossack Joe to the thread*
Huesby did you really need to bring up another thing that i dislike...hate. I HATE CAV. YOU WANT A CAV RANT YOU GOT IT. OH IM HUESBY I GO FOR SPAWN 30 SECONDS INTO THE GAME. I COULD MELEE IF I PLAYED IT, BUT INSTEAD ILL JUST GO CAV FOR 43 GENS. I AIM FOR ALDOG CUZ ITS PHUNI HARHAR.  I AM METAPHORICALLY AND PHYSICALLY AN OBEEZ NARC

I keep my members in line?? They pretty much do that themselves, its just in their nature. Apart from a few ban threads here and there, but in a mod this small, admins need some JOB SECURITY.
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Aldogalus on September 12, 2013, 01:41:02 am
Yeah bro, I try hard at any competitive game I play. To me, games are not fun without that competitive edge to it. Strat was particularly relevant because I could do pretty much everything except for the battles from my phone at work or school, so it was easy to stay on top of things. I mean anything to get out of work right?

Exactly man, exactly. See this is basically why your OP annoyed me, because you simply do not know hardly anything about strat, yet you hear some rumor and go with it. None of us actually had time to get together and "meet," and we rarely had meetings. Bonesaw and 9finger just did there own things, got the people they needed to help them, and we worked together on things like sharing S&D and Production Points. You pick something you want to do, you do something, that is strat leadership.

The OP is filled with accusations about something I was heavily invested in and everything you said was false. To me, that makes you a troll or a dumbass, and I am fairly sure you believed everything you wrote. If you were actually curious about the situation and not just wanting to smear shit on my clan, you would have tried to contact me or trist directly. That being said, drama threads are pretty awesome, I for one won't step down from the challenge.

And as far as being cool about everything, it's the same situation with Require I think. To where you guys think that I was somehow being malicious and taking advantage of you guys, like somehow I was doing something wrong by getting you guys to play internet swords and horses with me. I mean strat is about having fun and battles right? We had lots of battles, drama, and xp for everyone. No one forced MB to join VE. You wanted to leave more than once, and yes I tried to talk you out of it, but we never said you couldnt leave, although the Uxxhal land was something we wanted to keep.

So you are telling me that as somebody who knows "nothing" about strat, that I was supposed to just jump in and take over a job someone was tending to, with no knowledge whatsoever of what I was doing? Just encroach on some random person's duty, and make it my own without consultation? You could have assigned me a task to carry out, while I got the hang of things and got up to date on strat politics. I guess I never came up and said "hey man whats new in strat. Could you fill me in?" Could have been a bit more assertive on that. Although I guess I was kind of expecting you to pull me to the channel during talks, so that I could get a better grip on what was happening, and what our goals were, and how we were to go about achieving them. You can not honestly tell me that you didn't use ts to communicate about strat... lol.

What else am I supposed to go on? During my PC hiatus, HoC broke off from TKoV and attacked us, and afterwards I hear from a pretty damn reliable source, that it was an idea comprised and praised by both teh current leaders on each side. I believe Rob and Bonesaw made that play, it just makes too much sense. All I have to go on, is the fact that you and all the other leaders were on vacation or some shit, Bonesaw and Rob both dislike us, and that HoC broke off and attacked us during this period. Then I hear from a integrity-filled character like Jaren, that they were discussing this in a TS. Are you denying that it happened Hobb?

You doomed yourselves with your own posts IMO, goat admitting that it was at least an idea, and your post about how Rob was the one who was actively in charge. Then look at the turn of events, and it's pretty crystal clear IMO.

 Do I think you are doing me wrong? meh its a game. Though I've had some pretty sour interactions with TKoV leaders lately, yourself not included. Am I going to take this to the grave? No sir, but I'll be damned if I'm not going to make it public knowledge.
Title: Re: shitpost
Post by: Hobb on September 12, 2013, 02:05:20 am
Oh I am sure the conversations happened between Bonesaw and Robert, at least a few times, but Bonesaw was pretty open about his distaste for MB, and Robert's opinions only picked our fashion for battle. If any of the three of Trist, 9finger, or I were available at the time, I am sure this wouldn't have escalated like that. Although, it was about time for a dramatic split eh?

As far as teaching strat, I can prob take the blame on that tbh. I mean we had odd schedules as far as I remember, it was hard to get ahold of you/ vice versa. I think alot of people had similar thoughts about strat as to where you go, "Welp, what do I do?" So if you truly wanted to get involved, but didnt for lack of experience then I'll take the blame for that. I usually groomed up my own guys, Jaren included, who would need to do alot more than tell a few tales to make me upset, love you boo.
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Post by: Adoptagoat on September 12, 2013, 02:29:31 am
That being said, drama threads are pretty awesome, I for one won't step down from the challenge.

Why're you cold shouldering me in this thread and staying out of our thread hobb?  That's 3+ "Me or Trist"s

http://forum.melee.org/faction-halls/(tkov)we-are-the-kingdom-of-veluca-(recruiting-na)/495/

Put up or shut up, chode.

PS just listened to that song i posted,  so good, so right.
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Post by: dynamike on September 12, 2013, 03:30:05 pm
bring back kuut, start doing something ask your menbers to grind troops do trade and make your battle lead your stuff make your economy etc

+1 for French accent even when writing  :D
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Post by: MURDERTRON on September 12, 2013, 03:33:18 pm
+1 for French accent even when writing  :D

Is there no such thing as a comma in French?
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Post by: Jack1 on September 12, 2013, 04:25:14 pm
Is there no such thing as a comma in French?

I geif blowjob 4 troupz
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Post by: CrazyCracka420 on September 12, 2013, 04:28:55 pm
I'd aim for you aldo, cuz you were a heavy hitting infantry who could change the tide of battle.  Same reason I ride a horse.

Link is relevant, but not posting the pic cuz I'll get muted (even in a spoiler will get you a warning  :rolleyes:).

http://s9.postimg.org/gy94yfme7/masterrace.png
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Post by: dreadnok on September 12, 2013, 05:29:07 pm
Kesh, Aldo is thee coolest guy in crpg end of story. I have never seen one clan base there activeness of off one guy playing. People flock to Aldo. He can't be a bad leader. The only other better leader and figurehead would be mokucin
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Post by: Jona on September 12, 2013, 05:37:03 pm
What else am I supposed to go on? During my PC hiatus, HoC broke off from TKoV and attacked us, and afterwards I hear from a pretty damn reliable source, that it was an idea comprised and praised by both teh current leaders on each side. I believe Rob and Bonesaw made that play, it just makes too much sense. All I have to go on, is the fact that you and all the other leaders were on vacation or some shit, Bonesaw and Rob both dislike us, and that HoC broke off and attacked us during this period. Then I hear from a integrity-filled character like Jaren, that they were discussing this in a TS. Are you denying that it happened Hobb?

You doomed yourselves with your own posts IMO, goat admitting that it was at least an idea, and your post about how Rob was the one who was actively in charge. Then look at the turn of events, and it's pretty crystal clear IMO.

The fact that you are still convinced that you guys got attacked due to some massive conspiracy is pretty hilarious. HoC left the VE on a whim and decided to attack people. The end. That is why relations with TKoV unfortunately turned a little sour since they felt a little betrayed that we left without discussing this beforehand (which is hard to do, when your leaders are gone). Sure, Bone and Rob probably discussed how fun it would be to go after you guys, but they never put some scandalous plan in motion where HoC split off just to attack you guys. Our splitting off had nothing to do with you guys other than the fact that you existed. So sure, it had a lot to do with you, but at the same time, nothing. 

As goat confirmed, the extent of the "plotting against MB" was 2 drunk guys shouting. I don't see how his post "doomed us" when he confirmed that there were no real plans.
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Post by: Aldogalus on September 13, 2013, 02:22:09 am
i'm over this thread. and yeah hobb. SALL GEWD
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Post by: Mae. on September 13, 2013, 03:37:57 am
i got to the trailer park boys quote on page 2 and I just cant seem to find a reason to read any further.
gf
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Post by: arowaine on September 13, 2013, 07:17:22 am
Kesh, Aldo is thee coolest guy in crpg end of story. I have never seen one clan base there activeness of off one guy playing. People flock to Aldo. He can't be a bad leader. The only other better leader and figurehead would be mokucin

YOU ARE WRONG
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Post by: dreadnok on September 13, 2013, 12:53:28 pm
YOU ARE WRONG
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I'm wrong about mokucin right?
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Post by: Kalam on September 13, 2013, 08:27:49 pm
Please review The Diplomacy Forum Rules (http://forum.melee.org/diplomacy/important-diplomacy-forum-rules/).

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