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General / Re: SERIOUS TALK ABOUT THE FUTURE
« on: May 06, 2016, 04:50:49 pm »
Depends on how OP cav is in the new game tbh
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Strategus General Discussion / Re: [Community discussion] What can be improved on Strategus
« on: May 02, 2016, 12:44:59 am »
Trading sucks get rid of it or rework it or something. It's a chore.
Update: I'd say make villages and cities produce gold for their owners. Just make it every X hours. Trading can act as another source of income for people who are into that crap. Think of people playing as merchants vs commanders of armies vs bandits.
Oh and let players travel by setting way points. This way less micromanagement.
Make armies bigger on the map. 1300 soldiers would easily be able to block a bigger area on the map.
Update: I'd say make villages and cities produce gold for their owners. Just make it every X hours. Trading can act as another source of income for people who are into that crap. Think of people playing as merchants vs commanders of armies vs bandits.
Oh and let players travel by setting way points. This way less micromanagement.
Make armies bigger on the map. 1300 soldiers would easily be able to block a bigger area on the map.
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General Discussion / Re: How long have you played cRPG?
« on: April 20, 2016, 05:08:38 pm »
Sometime in Fall of 2010. Had just started college, got a shitty laptop from them (thanks SHU), proceeded to play cRPG at 20 fps all day with the graphics on "shit mode" instead of study.
Just got back from a break from the game. But I see so few people playing, no improvements to a fundamentally boring Strategus map, and limited support from a busy dev team and I figure this is actually it for me. GG. I'm just here for the shitposting.
Hopefully Bannerlords or whatever they call it will allow us to live out our retarded medieval fantasies the same way cRPG does.
Just got back from a break from the game. But I see so few people playing, no improvements to a fundamentally boring Strategus map, and limited support from a busy dev team and I figure this is actually it for me. GG. I'm just here for the shitposting.
Hopefully Bannerlords or whatever they call it will allow us to live out our retarded medieval fantasies the same way cRPG does.
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General Discussion / Re: Describe crpg with gifs
« on: April 15, 2016, 08:11:34 pm »Have you ever seen a really bad traffic accident, my friend? A car like that does indeed vanish when a truck of that size drives into it with high speed. Doesn't look photoshopped to me.
I'm sure they were all fine
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NA (Official) / Re: Unban everyone banned in Northern Empire v. BRD strat fight
« on: April 15, 2016, 07:52:41 pm »
Holy crap this is hilarious
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General Discussion / Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
« on: April 02, 2016, 09:12:42 am »
NEW YORK BEST YORK
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Strategus General Discussion / Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
« on: March 21, 2016, 02:05:02 am »when should we expect to see progress
Meh. Three months for a first draft. Revise/edit x2 for maybe a month. Then wait long enough that I forget what exactly I wrote about so I get a sort of impartial, final edit before forward final draft to agent who'll forward to editor--both will make recommendations so another edit. Then final draft then published copy.
In short: few months till first drafts, then like a year till final publish. Mod should be dead by then I hope.
This, depending on how the army treats me work-wise. Nurses get all sorts of days off so should go quick.
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Strategus General Discussion / Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
« on: March 21, 2016, 12:29:13 am »if hes going to be the main character i think its only fair that the following people turn up as either the antagonist or a clandestine illuminati orginazation versus him:
actually that's you hue
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Strategus General Discussion / Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
« on: March 21, 2016, 12:11:37 am »Can I be your main character? (Hyper-competitiveness engaged)
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Strategus General Discussion / Shitposting Literally, Literally
« on: March 20, 2016, 11:19:45 pm »
Lets say someone were to hypothetically write a book, a work of fiction chronicling how a semi-retarded player-base destroys the world's first virtual reality game. What is intended to be an amazing, magical, medieval-themed MMO becomes a Game of Thrones-esque nightmare of hyper-competitiveness, sexual perversion, vast human (NPC?) rights abuses, and magical chaos.
Let's also say that the hypothetical author was also completely unoriginal.
(I mean, sometimes reality just can't be trumped*).
SAYING THESE THINGS
WHAT THEN WOULD YOU SAY
To making a chameo in the hypothetical Shitbook? Some of shit that I see floating around here is literally the stuff of art. Art in the way that a small child might smear shit on his own face or put a necklace in his ass. But, I would never ever steal someone's intellectual (YEP THAT'S US) property without their permission.
*VOTE TRUMP 2016 BUILD THE WALL DEPORT EVERYBODY REPEAL UNIVERSAL SUFFERAGE GOD BLESS AMERICA
Let's also say that the hypothetical author was also completely unoriginal.
(I mean, sometimes reality just can't be trumped*).
SAYING THESE THINGS
WHAT THEN WOULD YOU SAY
To making a chameo in the hypothetical Shitbook? Some of shit that I see floating around here is literally the stuff of art. Art in the way that a small child might smear shit on his own face or put a necklace in his ass. But, I would never ever steal someone's intellectual (YEP THAT'S US) property without their permission.
*VOTE TRUMP 2016 BUILD THE WALL DEPORT EVERYBODY REPEAL UNIVERSAL SUFFERAGE GOD BLESS AMERICA
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Diplomacy / Re: RP as Trolls?
« on: March 11, 2016, 06:54:09 am »solution: Kesh and Daruvian both post dick pics with their cRPG names written across the shaft in sharpie. Whoever has the bigger penis is the one true winner of the epeen
ONE TRUE WEINNER HUEHUE
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Diplomacy / Re: Examples of quality posting from strat past
« on: March 04, 2016, 05:42:40 pm »
And Joe's internet penis grew three sizes that day 
Edit: If they seem super retarded, certain posts are responses to retarded threads that I thought could use sprucing up.
Edit edit: there should also be posts out there about WITCHCRAFT being a southern belle singing Disney tunes, and of Joe going on a quest to save his horse, which I never finished because the army got me first damn them.
Edit: If they seem super retarded, certain posts are responses to retarded threads that I thought could use sprucing up.
Edit edit: there should also be posts out there about WITCHCRAFT being a southern belle singing Disney tunes, and of Joe going on a quest to save his horse, which I never finished because the army got me first damn them.
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Diplomacy / Re: GOBBLIN KING INVOKES LAW OF GOBBLECATHALON TO TEST ACRE IN LIGHT OF DISCONTENT
« on: March 04, 2016, 12:49:42 am »
This is an amazing idea and hugely more interesting than any of the usual, boring shit that's been going on in strat.
There is a place in Imaginationland for people like you.
There is a place in Imaginationland for people like you.