My new favourite person...

[Bjord]

Vibe, man. That one post, classical. My favourite person used to be ToD, but you took his throne like a Turk takes virginities - with force!
 
Don't think I laughed so hard from something on the forums in a while, and usually even then it's mostly fails I laugh at.
 
Feel proud now that you have a place in my heart.

[Siiem]

what post?

[Bjord]

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        Thou art a turkish imp, the damned devil's brother and friend, and a secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight art thou that cannot slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil shits, and your army eats. Thou son of a bitch wilt not ever make subjects of Brigade sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck thy mother.

        Thou art the Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, Armenian pig, Podolian villain, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, a fool before our God, a grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw thine own mother!

        So the Fallens declare, you lowlife. Thou wilt not even be herding Brigade pigs. Now we shall conclude, for we don't know the date and don't have a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year in the book, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!

        Vibe the handsome, with the whole Fallen Brigade.

[Tears of Destiny]

That was a glorious post by Vibe!

[Son Of Odin]

I have to agree that vibe is awesome (and handsome)

[Siiem]

That post and what he wrote looks strangely familiar :S

[Corwin]

That's because it is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reply_of_the_Zaporozhian_Cossacks

[Vibe]

More like epic plagiarism, like a true Fallen, haha!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reply_of_the_Zaporozhian_Cossacks

Quite simply the most legendary document known to mankind.

Before everyone thinks I'm taking credit for this masterpiece.

Also, tricked Bjord into becoming my fan, like a true Fallen, HA HA!

I am handsome though, that is the universal truth.

But since you are muted and cannot renounce your Vibe fanboyism, this makes it even better. 

<insert random evil sentence>, like a true Fallen, haha!