-San is a mighty* warrior.
*Relative to us retards. He might be able to defeat a kangaroo in single combat.
Taser is clearly best NA.
Sandy - Good at carving bones, and remarkably good at cooking. He is married to Wolfsblood. He occasionally overindulges. He often does the first thing that comes to mind.
Wolfsblood - An incredibly gifted pump operator. She is married to Sandy. She has a thin body with very little fat. She absolutely detests leeches.[/spoiler]
Stone gathers, and now my door making begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my door making post. I am the door in the darkness. I am the stone on the door. I am the door that guards the realms of dorfs. I pledge my life and honor to the door, for this door and all the doors to come.
Oh, no. The militia. I don't suppose i will be with this bunch for long :(
Oh god no!!!! Who's idea was it to send a Potash maker out in the Militia!!
10/10
Shit just got weird...
I'm scared.
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....-An Elven caravan has arrived. ....
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TASERWATCH 132:
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a feeling this is going to be like reliving GoT all over again. :(
I think so Jona.. I mean how many people are already dead? *stops to count*
6 people dead in 7 chapters as well as a dead camel.
ADoM
More mcdeath ples
There are no doors in the stockpiles. Goddamnit Daruvian you had one job.
As per finely establish tradition, newcomers will have to sleep on the floor until dynamike gets off his ass and makes some goddamn beds.
Mae's strange mood inspired her to create a legendary crossbow. It is covered with wooden spikes for maximum ease of use.
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Agile - A child who has not yet come of age. He is the son of Taser and DrTaco. He is six days old. He needs alcohol to make it through the working day.
:oops:
-One camel horribly brutalized (beaten over a span of 3 months, and limped away on its broken feet/hooves/legs/etc.
:oops:Not our fault, the militia isn't armed.
Not our fault, the militia isn't armed.check chapter 3 mate
check chapter 3 mate
I forgot to report that there have been a number of births recently!is it too late to abort?
"Taser Jr." The Daughter of Life and Penitent Turtler
Mangler - An adorable little baby. He is the son of SMEGMAR and Legs. He is several months old. His very long moustache is arranged in double braids.
So... thirsty...
Tell Bulzur... Tell my wife... i never really loved her :cry:(click to show/hide)
All i know is tydeus sucks at his job letting all them bloody fokkin good fo' nuffin plebs die of thirst :o so sad
Elindor - A Siege Operator.
Yeah!!
Thranduil, you are the one for me!! :D
Also, could you post more Johammeth so I can +1 you more?!
I have a daughter but no wife. I want a wife I'm lonely.
An EU, mayor of NA? How could you!?!
I forgot to report that there have been a number of births recently!
"Taser Jr." The Daughter of Life and Penitent Turtler
"ptx Jr." The son of HESKEYTIME and Bernie
"WITCHCRAFT Jr." The son of Phoenix and WITCHCRAFT
"HarryCrumb Jr." The son of RJ and Noodles
"ScreamngIdiotJr" The son of Wolfsblood and Sandy."
Hurrah! :mrgreen:fixed link. lol. http://forum.melee.org/index.php?action=profile links you to your own profile. :mrgreen: Though I admit, it makes for an excellent prank. :twisted:
If I die again and you'd like to keep this (http://forum.melee.org/index.php?action=profile;u=23946) piece of shite around, call him HueHueHuestinedHero to prevent double JR action.
Dionysus - A fisher/Tanner. She is married to Carthan. She is HardRice's mother. She is very flimsy, slow to heal, and very weak. She absolutely detests moon snails.
is it too late to abort?
Someone's been reading my diary!Hi Mom!!
One of the next immigrants needs to be my wife. I need one cause I'm a bad father to my daughter.
Chapter 11 is up. I still have about 15 immigrants to name, gimme people to add in!
Unfortunately I have no control over this stuff :(Yay. Always good to be an eligible bachelor.
But you're an eligible bachelor, so there's a chance your dude will get married again all on his own!
Kooktar - A tanner. She is married to Jarold. She is the daughter of Rhalzo and Screaming Idiot. She has a clear voice. She likes fox squirrels for their tenacity.
Rather than wearing the garrison issued copper helm, isatis decides to wear a wool cap. This works for a time; the light cap allows her to bite the goblin in the ankle and rip out the motor nerves. However, it is powerless to stop the goblin's dagger from crashing through his skill and making a mess of the brains. RIP.
Darling! NO! :cry:
The gobblin scratches Rhuarc's ear off.
Look on the bright side papa. Dwarf women love battle scars!
...
Uuuhgh. At least the breweries were working all that time and now we have plenty of booze.
At this point, I'm likely to go crazy and drink all of it.
James and Isatis (as well as any who succumb to their wounds over the coming months) your sacrifice will not be forgotten.
I am hereby announcing "The James and Isatis Monument to the Savagery of Tethered Goblins." your bodies shall be interred in a great Mausoleum that shall safeguard future generations against such foolish and unnecessary deaths.
For you see the Mausoleum will double as a vast floodable and drainable chamber within which captured Goblins will be tethered and drowned for the amusement and satisfaction of your departed spirits.
And I have found my place of suicide. I shall drown in the Mausoleum of my husband!
I happened to notice that Taser Jr. and Agile, two sweet innocent little children, are running around without any pants on. Not in the "adorable little kid" way, but in the "why won't mommy and daddy give me warm clothes i'm cold!!!" kind of way.damnit Taser Jr., i'll give you pants when you make me proud you piece of shit
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...a hatch door.
...covered with spikes of turkey leather.
...Goddamnit, McDeath.
"WITCHCRAFT Jr." The son of Phoenix and WITCHCRAFT
You enter the "James and Isatis Memorial to the Savagery of Tethered Goblins." You bow your head in respect for all the brave that have fallen. As you gaze upon the ground, your eyes drift over to a peculiar piece of art...(click to show/hide)
It is probably the only time you have ever seen someone engrave the floor, and then proceed to paint over said engraving. However, you find it fitting that such a worthy person has a place that will always draw peoples' gaze away from those of less import.
I believe "How long can the cRPG community survive?" would be a more fitting title by now.
i only wish sandy could have pleasured me one last time :(
I keep coming to this thread and saying "wow how fun, I'm going to go play dwarf fortress now!", and then I launch it and remember how not fun it is, and come back to the thread. Rinse, repeat, disappoint.
Freshly torn from the pages of master stone smoother (and part-time artist) Jona's private sketchbook...(click to show/hide)
yeah downloaded and launched it.. lasted about 8 seconds before I said what am I looking at and closed it again.
If they had some sort of mod that made it even a little easy to look at I would try it again
Jona do me getting eaten by leeches!! ^^
You can use the graphics pack among others which Johammeth is using, which is MUCH better than the original.. But still. I would Love a amssive graphics overhaul for this game which makes it much more user friendly and easier to look at what you're doing, etc but it would probably be a really shitty remake :( ^^ sry double post
But... but... someone else engraved you, right? Not to mention idk what your character looks like. And these take longer than you think... I don't even have a mouse, lol. Gotta use my crappy laptop's thumbstick thingy. If I find the time later, and whoever drew you in thegamereal life simulator doesn't draw you, I might be able to.
damn man im still single with no children
There is THIS (http://gnomoria.com/) thing:
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It looks like a Dwarf Fortress clone withbettergraphics, but a little less depth.
Does anyone have experience with this game and could give a recommendation?
edit whoops:
Chapter 17 is up.
You are truly a hero among nerds for this.
Having now read through the riveting events of the Dwarf Fortress version of the NA cRPG community, I now feel that it is in fact far more interesting than actually playing cRPG at this point....
My fortress got attacked by zombies, everybody died.
RIP Jeade and his 12 cats.
Tormund (broken hand) and Dionysus (mutilated feet) have decided to 'sleep off' their injuries in their own beds.
Thumper - A cow milker. She is married to Adoptagoat. She is Rhuarc's daughter. She is thin. When possible, she prefers to consume hippo.
there was a pure bred remnerd and it didnt even live long enough to get a name, damnnnn
TomCruise - A dyer. He is married to Bolo. He is the son of Rhalzo and Screaming Idiot (Sr.). He is short and obese. He likes reindeer for their large herds.
Our brave, crippled, war jaguar has finally fallen in combat.
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Never 4 get.
It helps to have vengeful spirits on your side in the execution chamber
Chestaclese - A bonecarver. She is married to Huseby. Her nose is extremely long. She likes giants for their height.
I demand to know what I was put to work doing. Other than arriving in the colony amidst the goblin swarm and single handedly killing half of them (going to believe this till proven otherwise) "The new immigrants acquitted themselves impressively, dispatching half of the goblins before the SLAPMERCHANTS even joined the fray." all bale.
I have been lost in the multitudes since.
I demand to know what I was put to work doing. Other than arriving in the colony amidst the goblin swarm and single handedly killing half of them (going to believe this till proven otherwise) "The new immigrants acquitted themselves impressively, dispatching half of the goblins before the SLAPMERCHANTS even joined the fray." all bale.
I have been lost in the multitudes since.
I wonder where I'll be buried :lol: :?
I demand to know what I was put to work doing. Other than arriving in the colony amidst the goblin swarm and single handedly killing half of them (going to believe this till proven otherwise) "The new immigrants acquitted themselves impressively, dispatching half of the goblins before the SLAPMERCHANTS even joined the fray." all bale.
I have been lost in the multitudes since.
I demand to know what I was put to work doing. Other than arriving in the colony amidst the goblin swarm and single handedly killing half of them (going to believe this till proven otherwise) "The new immigrants acquitted themselves impressively, dispatching half of the goblins before the SLAPMERCHANTS even joined the fray." all bale.
I have been lost in the multitudes since.
Be thankful, so far being mentioned has rarely ended up being a good thing lol
Thranduil. She is married to isatis. She is the daughter of Rhuarc. She likes two-humped camel bone. She lives for risk and excitement. She is highly adventurous and loves fresh experiences. (I'm almost certainly going to put her to work as a camel hunter for this profile.)
Last I saw, you were banging out breastplates. At this point odds are that if I'm calling your name, something utterly disastrous has happened.
21's up.
San's star is eclipsed.
Dont spam too much you will burnout soon Johammeth :P
Canary has given birth to a baby boy!
His name is Cochon. He likes pigs for their sense of smell. He is 0 days old. He needs alcohol to get through the working day.
Canary successfully predicted what a pushover the invaders would be, and even brought Baby Cochon along.
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A goblin maceman decided to play croquet with the one week old dwarf. Cochon miraculously survives the encounter with nothing worse than a few bruises.
The rest of the army has arrived by now. The final goblin, sensing his imminent doom, tries to pad his KDA. He picks Baby Cochon out of the pack and dives for him.
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Baby Cochon survives the second brutal beating of his young life.
San gets out done by a weaboo2h0h.
Honourable death. No seppuku for me :D
I need a new chapter :evil:
Honorrabu death. No sudoku fo me :D
...Well, the nobles like Barons and stuff can do stupid demands on certain items to be produced and then punish random dwarfs when the fortress fails in producing absurd items, like if the noble wants adamantine toys to be made then the noble will probably punish a fisherdwarf or doctor. Much drama occurs.
Is there a dramaturge-like role in Dwarf Fortress?
:mrgreen:
Hmm. Guess not. Then I'll just sit back and enjoy.
My body has finally recovered from the abuse that I piled upon it, and I'm ready to get back to some DF!
My body has finally recovered from the abuse that I piled upon it, and I'm ready to get back to some DF!
My body has finally recovered from the abuse that I piled upon it, and I'm ready to get back to some DF!
You should throw somepoor soulswilling test subjects the were-capybara's way to see if we can make were-capybara-dwarfs (who preferably don't go mad and kill everything in sight)!
No relatives.. no actions.. no friends.. no cRPG...I think we have our volunteer! :D
You should throw somepoor soulswilling test subjects the were-capybara's way to see if we can make were-capybara-dwarfs (who preferably don't go mad and kill everything in sight)!
Karaso D:Whoops! Fixed.
You should throw somepoor soulswilling test subjects the were-capybara's way to see if we can make were-capybara-dwarfs (who preferably don't go mad and kill everything in sight)!
Consider me confused... wtf just happened? :P
<----- Too lazy to read all 21 pages, anyone up for a quick summary ?
Can someone slap Noodles please?
The flames cleanse all.... i choose to believe we died in each other's embrace huddled against the unholy plume of demon fire
I'm definitely gonna use a much lower population cap on the next one. 150 is just too many to keep a good tight focus on.
I'm definitely gonna use a much lower population cap on the next one. 150 is just too many to keep a good tight focus on.
I now have about 10 hours and growing under my belt of Dorfs, so I would happily play a succession game and publish my years.
I probably won't do one on my own for a while.
That said, I could be persuaded to organize/participate in a succession game where a bunch of us participate (eg, each person plays 1 year, posts about it, and then sends the save files to the next person).
I could do one but...
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I bought gnomoria. So far having a lot of fun. Nothing bizarre or entertaining has happened like it does in DF.. other than a angry honey badger attack. Still in spring of the first year. Heard it ramps up shortly.
seen this in eve too. thought it was eve lore but could be wrongYeah, it is originally from the EVE community. If the dead and dying stick figures had a smile on them it would be more representable of DF :D
If i were to ever hunt humans, that would be the outfit to wear.
Not gonna lie, i've had this conversation with Vermilion before in Birmingham, about that exact outfit.
Also, the game me and Vermi tried to make, 'Slayer' was kinda relevant to this, but it was a little... racey
Birmingham England, home of the mighty Cadburys Chocolate factory.Britain makes the best goddamn candy in the entire world.
Britain makes the best goddamn candy in the entire world.
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Britain makes the best goddamn candy in the entire world.
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I only recognize the kitkat.. the rest.. I have no fucking clue.
Interdasting.
Birmingham England, home of the mighty Cadburys Chocolate factory.
Britain makes the best goddamn candy in the entire world.
putt me in coach im my char doesnt suicide :rolleyes:fuck yeah!
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I give it a week.2 loompoints + 55555 gold.
DOWNLOAD DWARF FORTRESS 0.40.01 (July 7, 2014)
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I hope they move this thread to the new forums, esp if they are nuking these forums when the new one opens up.
wow u picked a hundred people before me u fat shit