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General Discussion / Re: Nudge is Broken

« on: February 28, 2018, 12:45:30 am »

You guys fucking disgust me.

Corsair survived a brutal gangnudge and what do you fuckers do? You shame him. Nudging causes huge physical aswell as emotional damage and it has undoubtably scarred Corsair for life, but do you people show sympathy, no, of course not. You fuckbags downplay the thread with your abhorent "jokes".
I think i love Corsair and if i had the opportunity i would lick his sweaty balls and put his little penis in my ear nom nom nom.
Corsair's life will never be the same once i have played with his balls. Do you think his buddies in vanguards will invite him to their ERPs ever again knowing his loose sluthole has been nudged by every dude on the server including me with my penis?

I stand with Corsair on this

#REMOVENUDGE
#MOOFORCORSAIR
#MOOTOO

I am glad to have your support in this Bugnir, it really means a lot

njames89, 1%? 0.05%?

San, i don't want to contribute to the game being broken and unfun for other people

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General Discussion / Nudge is Broken

« on: February 27, 2018, 07:36:10 pm »

• Nudge is broken; it removes your block whilst you're moving, and it is very easy to hit a nudge whilst you're moving.
• Unlike kick, which takes some skill.

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• It's so fast that counter-nudge is almost impossible.
• I have never seen anyone successfully pull off a counter-nudge.
• Literally not once.

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• If you're in a 2v1 against people who nudge spam, it's almost impossible to win. So in 2v1 if both players spam it, as a shielder you may as well drop your weapons and give up.
• If someone spams it in a 1v1, it slows the fight down to an absolute crawl. This means someone can delay a fight almost infinitely until teammates arrive.

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• There's a graphical glitch with the shield nudge whilst not blocking, where if you attack immediately afterwards half the animation doesn't show, meaning a 100wpf attack looks like a 170wpf attack, which certain players are abusing.
• If you put a 2h sword away, do a nudge with your fists and then you get a free hit. This is not difficult, and i've seen quite a few 2h do this to rack up lots of free kills lately.

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• An absolutely ridiculous number of my deaths (and the number is growing by the day) are now to this win-button, which is honestly making me not want to play, as i'm sure it is to others.

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General Discussion / Re: Low server populations (poll)

« on: February 27, 2018, 02:01:50 am »

How does every single thread morph into typical 2h kuyak hero whining about ranged?

Get

a

Shield

This = best build, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBJSfzbh5HQ

This = slightly more serious https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LUJpdDWCuI

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General Discussion / Re: my character lost a ton of levels what gives ?

« on: February 24, 2018, 09:38:24 pm »

https://gyazo.com/3c1a60ba865e390b9c3397ae98f33142its liek 5 levels under since i last played

Everybody did, not just you, it makes the game have a better balance

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Announcements / Re: 0.5.2.4: Auto-Balance, and other Balancings

« on: February 24, 2018, 12:19:28 pm »

What's new in the last two patches, except armor?

they gave the board shield 17 extra body armour and lowered it's weight by 4, pretty ridiculous imo

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General Discussion / Re: Tears of Destiny

« on: February 23, 2018, 05:45:17 pm »

That sounds about right. He is marvelous man and I'm bisexual after all. Too bad there is great distance between us, otherwise I'd try to look for him, to meet him in person. Did the same with chadz when I was in Vienna, but he wasn't at the address I was given. Will defintely try the same with Oberyn if I ever come to Paris.

Dude you're creepy as fuck

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General Discussion / Re: First they kill the mod, and then they stole your money ....

« on: February 21, 2018, 08:01:07 pm »

I am here talking about the fraud . about killing the beautiful mod for MONEY and you are saying nothing,nada,zero . Did you buy  OKAM?


Answer me kid dont be scared. Did you get scammed? Are you a victim?

chadz WHERE ARE YOU BOY???

HESKEY COME HERE I WANNA TALK TO YOU??


They killed the mod FOR MONEY!!!!!!!!  By far the most toxic community ever....

i think you should duel Leshma for 1 million gold

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General Discussion / Re: A cool suggestion

« on: February 17, 2018, 01:48:20 am »

I have a genius and novel idea. Give Morningstar 40b damage, 5 weight and crushthrough and knockback and keep it being usable on the horse back.

that sounds like it might be a bit overpowered, i'd suggest not doing that

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General Discussion / Re: Bannerlord Beta Sign-Ups

« on: February 15, 2018, 02:29:03 pm »

Send pic of your semi-boner and I will analyze it for free and give you results of whether you are gay or not
no homo

dude, kratos is 14, pedo

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General Discussion / Re: 40 people on EU1

« on: February 15, 2018, 02:18:30 pm »

I posted this thread at roughly the same time you posted the 10 man one yesterday. I bet alot are playing KC:D too as that just released yesterday, a medieval fighting game.

I'm going to imagine that kingdom come deliverance will be being played by quite a few folks atm, i know like half of my steam friends list is playing it, hah

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General Discussion / Re: Remove DTV

« on: February 14, 2018, 01:41:51 pm »

Is balance different in EU? Haven't noticed any issues playing in NA

They removed banner balance completely, so a lot of the time teams would be 30v10 and stuff like that (most rounds), and you could switch at will however you wanted, it's just horribly imbalanced

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General Discussion / Re: back2back

« on: February 14, 2018, 01:41:04 pm »

KD of 1.5 as an archer in castle defense ? Get outta here you pleb.

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Yeah, and isn't the whole point of castles that archers get high kills as well o.O .. Saxon's bragging thread's looking really silly now

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General Discussion / Re: Remove DTV

« on: February 14, 2018, 01:03:59 pm »

People are not playing EU1 because auto balance isnt working. Nothing else.

This ^. I know that most of my clan stopped playing because we can't play together, i'd imagine that it's the same for many others

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General Discussion / Re: 10 people on EU1

« on: February 14, 2018, 12:58:25 am »

I have the solution to everyone playing DTV all the time.

Make it so all of the bots on DTV are archers, and they always get headshots. That way, everyone will come to EU1.

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General Discussion / Re: Hey Dupre, let me help you.

« on: February 14, 2018, 12:55:50 am »

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