I can't really imagine how a women would want to stay in the same room as smoothrich, yet even talk with him.
Ho wait it's a drunken crackwhore with the voice of 21 cigarettes.
Quick Christo, I summon thee
BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAAAAAAAH, ahh ah ha ah haha, a ha, ha...NO FUCKING WAY!!!
this is my response in video format:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-uN1tGloy4
The post is amusing but the video is not, after trying to watch the video I stopped after about 30 seconds after trying to understand this rambling slow trainwreck of a 90s-era new-to-the-internet home-video.
Does it actually talk about Canary or is this just some random Christmas video someone grabbed?
I actually refused to believe this was Smoothrich at first, but managed to get to the end of the video thanks to horrified fascination. From what I could gather from the sorry drunken rant, he claims to be "Smoothrich, the best player of cRPG" and calls out Canary. Unless it's some other SA bundle of sticks pretending to be Smoothrich, it's him.
Quick Christo, I summon thee
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you are the most formulaic bad poster ever, and you don't deserve your forum title in the slightest
Shut up muricunt
I refuse to watch more than a few seconds of this mumbling drunk crap.
ps: you're an ugly bald fat bundle of sticks
I'm going to ask again, are there any Something Awful posters who aren't broken fucking individuals in every way? That forum must've had some sort of ancient egyptian curse on it or something.
He should get the adminship until Canary responds with a video of equal proportions.Well... There is that one drunken video of Canary, granted it's somehow just not quite in the same league as this.
Well... There is that one drunken video of Canary, granted it's somehow just not quite in the same league as this.
I think his gestures whilst rapeing are far more hilarious
And... how do you know that? :shock:
Seriously though, Smoothrich looks exactly how I imagined him: a fat, balding American redneck guy with pig eyes and the vacant stare of a hostile dimwit. In fact, I'd say the real thing is even closer to the "dumb redneck" stereotype than the stereotype: you've outdone yourself this time, Smooth.hes not even a redneck. stupid euros cant even tell the difference. ITT: mad euros who hate that they dont have an NA HERO to represent them in FREEDOM against the badmins
a fat, balding American redneck guy with pig eyes and the vacant stare of a hostile dimwit
hes not even a redneck. stupid euros cant even tell the difference. ITT: mad euros who hate that they dont have an NA HERO to represent them in FREEDOM against the badmins
By 1975, say Chapman and Kipfer, the term had expanded in meaning beyond the poor Southerner to refer to "a bigoted and conventional person, a loutish ultra-conservative."
hes not even a redneck. stupid euros cant even tell the difference. ITT: mad euros who hate that they dont have an NA HERO to represent them in FREEDOM against the badmins
Now I know where the smooth part of his name comes from. This was too sad to even laugh at. Getting active/gym membership could help.Where is your avatar from?
Man that was painful....tell me you're not responsible for children (those toys in the background). :|Poor kids, right?
Smoothrich a real nigga
Well... There is that one drunken video of Canary, granted it's somehow just not quite in the same league as this.
I would like to note, this thread is the first time you've ever upvoted anything I've said.
The Canary video isn't anywhere near this Smoothrich video.
It's a shame that I could make this same video and my appearance wouldn't be used to judge me.All good except for the part where Smoothrich has went around judging people's appearances for years and being the biggest possible dick about it to the point of harassment.
You people just commenting about his appearance are the real fucking pathetic plebeians here. This man had the BALLS to record this video and allow it to be posted, knowing that anonymous limp dicks like you fools would shallowly make fun of him. You're the actual people that are pathetic. Especially you unfunny EU cunts coming in here, none of us want you posting, please shut your moutbs and get out you bunch of fucking jizz jousters charging back and forth at each other with your circlejerk posts.
You know whats worse than being fat and drunk and a nerd? Pathetically wasting your time shitposting to a fat drunk nerd and thinking you're any better than them for it rofl.
Hail 2 Smoothrich.
Link?It's nothing special. Just your generic college party with one of the intoxicated guys (Canary) taking a dare that most of us have likely taken once before. Expecting anything remotely similar to the video in the OP will undoubtedly end in disappointment.
It's a shame that I could make this same video and my appearance wouldn't be used to judge me.
You people just commenting about his appearance are the real fucking pathetic plebeians here. This man had the BALLS to record this video and allow it to be posted, knowing that anonymous limp dicks like you fools would shallowly make fun of him.
Not interested in speeches of super high pedestals with martyrs of the century who can do no wrong and are so wrongfully prosecuted.
Considering all the bullshit Smoothrich has leveled at people, with or without his posse, including my RL crap, including Adrian's crap, including Gorath etc list goes on, including how they sound or how they look, you don't have a solid piece of dirt to stand on.
I don't think I can be counted as anonymous considering how much grandom crap of mine has been thrown out on these forums (By him or his "friends") and even used as a banner, so yeah I think I'll make fun of him. He's a big boy, he can take it without your protection. You should probably stop white-knighting Smoothrich considering he's a grown-ass adult who can defend his own crap on the internet.
You don't want people to take cheap shots at you? Well then, don't act like a total fuckass 99% of the time for several years straight and do the same . I'll just have to assume that Smoothrich as well as yourself was not living under a rock, is not that completely socially inept, and actually understand how society works as well as consequences.
He's a big boy, he can take it without your protection.
This man had the BALLS to record this video and allow it to be posted.
It's a shame that I could make this same video and my appearance wouldn't be used to judge me.
You people just commenting about his appearance are the real fucking pathetic plebeians here. This man had the BALLS to record this video and allow it to be posted, knowing that anonymous limp dicks like you fools would shallowly make fun of him. You're the actual people that are pathetic. Especially you unfunny EU cunts coming in here, none of us want you posting, please shut your moutbs and get out you bunch of fucking jizz jousters charging back and forth at each other with your circlejerk posts.
You know whats worse than being fat and drunk and a nerd? Pathetically wasting your time shitposting to a fat drunk nerd and thinking you're any better than them for it rofl.
Hail 2 Smoothrich.
We're all nerds here, so it doesn't really matter.
The vid was too long to watch, though.
It's a shame that I could make this same video and my appearance wouldn't be used to judge me.
You people just commenting about his appearance are the real fucking pathetic plebeians here. This man had the BALLS to record this video and allow it to be posted, knowing that anonymous limp dicks like you fools would shallowly make fun of him. You're the actual people that are pathetic. Especially you unfunny EU cunts coming in here, none of us want you posting, please shut your moutbs and get out you bunch of fucking jizz jousters charging back and forth at each other with your circlejerk posts.
You know whats worse than being fat and drunk and a nerd? Pathetically wasting your time shitposting to a fat drunk nerd and thinking you're any better than them for it rofl.
Hail 2 Smoothrich.
We're all nerds here, so it doesn't really matter. The vid was too long to watch, though.
Exhibit A: Look at the fucking yeti foot on that wildebeast that he is porking(2:45). Thats a big fucking foot. Shit dude, she could borrow your shoes... might come in handy, or get really annoying. You know how women are about shoes. Heclearlyhopefully was having issues with judgement on that night.
Honestly the best part is the end when you can tell he was totally about to fucking go out by mooning the camera he was so drunk lol
by any self-respecting ghetto minority.
Yeah dude like you and your whole clan should make videos like this and post them!
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Daruvian, Smoothrich has been a major douche-nozzle to everyone on the forums for as long as I can remember. I don't blame anyone for wanting to talk shit about him.
Yeah dude like you and your whole clan should make videos like this and post them!
Dont give the current facebook generation ideas dude, just look at this new retarded fire challenge thing.. These hipsters..
you're an ugly bald fat bundle of sticks
Chosen1 pretty much summed it up.
Exhibit A: Look at the fucking yeti foot on that wildebeast that he is porking(2:45). Thats a big fucking foot. Shit dude!
Yeah dude like you and your whole clan should make videos like this and post them!
I only make fun of people for things they can change or control generally, its just empathy-less bully shit to make fun of someone for being ugly or balding or fat (even though they can change that), and rlly i pity u that u werent taught any better ways by u parents or religion.
plumbo you are literally the worst shitposter on these forums, your posts just have that essence of narcissistic, angsty 15 year old dripping through the seams that lie between every word
its really just awful, and not at all funny
please stop, or at least try harder would you jesus you fucking cock throttler
pictured below-- the cumbreathing shitnose that is plumbo
then make a serious post with better current-player suggestions you naysaying fucking shitbucket, jesus christ you video game shits are so fucking entitled, if you want something to be better then make it better instead of being a bitchy autist about it, fuck
naw kesh you mouthbreathing mongoloid, i hope you're reading this, we downvoted your cheeseshit because you just sucked your friends dicks so deep you burned their tips with stomach acid. like how the fuck can you say that holiday is the best 4d polearm for one. you're just filled from balls to brains with pure bullshit you cuntbag.
This is merely from a few pages back on your post history.
Buh but mah internet bullying! :lol:
You're not looking any prettier on the inside or outside to me right nowAnd who cares about what you think? Anyone?
Shit, I always thought Smoothrich was Smooth & Rich....that....was something...opposite. I quess Fatpoor doesnt have the same zing to it.
So when Smoothrich said he sucks dick sometimes, I guess we found out whose dick.
I didn't like it when it happened to anders either.So what stopped you from posting textwalls of support for him like you are doing for smoothbabe?
Dont dish it out unless you can take it. And Smoothrich has clearly been more than happy to dish it out. As a rule, if you act like a dick all the time you get fucked.
this is the most ive enjoyed shitposting on these forums in a long time
haven't you guys ever heard of compassion fatigue? i can't go around posting tl'dr walls of text every single time someone is made fun of, i really only can do it when it comes close to home. we all know that. its common sense.
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haven't you guys ever heard of compassion fatigue? i can't go around posting tl'dr walls of text every single time someone is made fun of, i really only can do it when it comes close to home. we all know that. its common sense.
rofl tizzango good job posting an image that is totally irrelevant, i totally 100% stand by my comments jackass, just saying they ARE shitposts doesn't mean i didn't, i hope every1 really thinks ur image that has been posted on the internet 10,000 times is original, funny, relevant, and that they like u more for it ;)
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For the last few months I've been buying:....and just as I got used to the perfect taste of it this thread comes along and ruins it. :((click to show/hide)
Any recommendations for a better one ?
haven't you guys ever heard of compassion fatigue?I don't think you know what "fatigue" means.
I don't think you know what "fatigue" means.
I don't thinkI know.
For the last few months I've been buying:....and just as I got used to the perfect taste of it this thread comes along and ruins it. :((click to show/hide)
Any recommendations for a better one ?
Ever tried IcedTea? Wait, SHIT! And there it goes.....God damn it, forgot this is NA thread. They threw the damn tea into the ocean!visitors can't see pics , please register or login
hey look xant and oberyn and everybody, i think we got off on the wrong foot here with our aggression, and i really think we could learn some important things about talkign to people who come from different backgrounds and viewpoints than us, from this video belowHey man, I agree, and I apologize, inside I realize that I'm the one confused. I don't know what's worth fighting for, or why I have to scream... I don't know why I always instigate and say what I don't mean. I don't know how I got this way, I know it's not alright.(click to show/hide)
hey look xant and oberyn and everybody, i think we got off on the wrong foot here with our aggression, and i really think we could learn some important things about talkign to people who come from different backgrounds and viewpoints than us
Reading this thread, I now full understand multiple personality disorder. Thanks Daruvian.
Not even funny dude.(click to show/hide)
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Im not even gonna lie, that was pretty horrible from my part.(click to show/hide)
hello i have put my response in this video
This thread is now about why America is and has always been the greatest country in the world.
You dont know man, you weren't there.
At least i didnt say something like, '9/11 was a good thing and should happen 100 more times to make up for Hiroshima and Nagasaki which makes 9/11 looks like the kiddie-pool of anti-civilian warcrimes in comparison'. I suspect one or two NAs may react if i said something like that. Thank god i didnt.
IMO those bombs were as good thing. They were the only thing that kept the United States from invading the hapinese homeland which would have been a massacre on both sides and would have caused many more deaths then those bombs created.And look wh
IMO those bombs were as good thing. They were the only thing that kept the United States from invading the hapinese homeland which would have been a massacre on both sides and would have caused many more deaths then those bombs created.
IMO those bombs were as good thing.
Indeed.
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GET DUNKED ON
Not even funny dude.(click to show/hide)
Hungary has 1 less than China on that picture.
9,909,000 vs an estimated 1,363,950,000
How about that one? :D
China got Chinese food.
Your argument is invalid
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China got Chinese food.
Your argument is invalid
wow dude, you got us, america hereby resigns.
Get rekt and eat your Gulyás fggt
That voice
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Sorry, I don't think any videos my clan could make (I'm not in Smoothrich's group of friends/clan by the way?) could possibly compare to the inane man-titted chest-beating and voice crack screeching through Mountain Dew burned throats that everyone has seen from your clan after someone upset you guys by saying they were going to attack you in a video game.
See, I just wouldn't want to show up on the playground at Autism High School with you guys when I'm more like Autism Kindergarten, ya know? It would be embarassing trying to play along with a crowd of people like you when I'm clearly like 10 grades behind in terms of spergery.
Jesus christ you people are so blue pilled theres no coming back. You're like fucking smurfs you're so blue. Buncha fucking plebs.
Japan was already on verge of capitulating, and would eventually have even if the USA didn't do anything special.Earlier than the bombs Japan's war council had decided to come together to talk about peace on the 7-10th of August(the bombs were 6th an 9th) they had come to a stalemate on wether to get peace or not. On the 15th the Japanese emperor made a nationwide radio broadcast(days after the military estimates on damage came in).
Moreover, the enemy has begun to employ a new and most cruel bomb, the power of which to do damage is, indeed, incalculable, taking the toll of many innocent lives. Should we continue to fight, it would not only result in an ultimate collapse and obliteration of the Japanese nation, but also it would lead to the total extinction of human civilization.
Now back on topic, flying over Japan to kill a city, or flying majestically over New York to smear some Americans, it's crazy to think that they were probably inventing the exact same justifications in their minds as they did it:
- An eye for an eye
- It's the only way to treat a bully
- Ends justify the means
- Greater good, saving lives in the long run, etc etc blah blah blah 'murica/allah
Every argument i've ever heard an American use to defend killing 2 cities in Japan can be equally applied to justify why swooping into the Twin Towers was a good thing. The only main difference is that one of them was just a group of deranged radicals, the other was following direct orders from a deranged government on the behalf of a nation that still doesnt feel any remorse over it. Boom.
During the 9/11 attacks a handful of military personnel were killed, like 50 or something, i guess the towers and all those civilians were just collateral damage.
But senpai, the bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki were aimed at military installations that were there, all the people were just collateral damage and were not the main target. That is a country making a war time decision to destroy military assets. 9/11 is an act of terror directly aimed at non militant civilians. That seems like a pretty huge difference to me.
As papa Dan Carlin says (http://www.dancarlin.com//disp.php/hharchive/Show-42---%28BLITZ%29-Logical-Insanity/Second%20World%20War-World%20War%20Two-World%20War%20One) there is logic behind dropping the atomic bombs, the insanity is war in general.
what am i doing posting this off topic shit here?
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
9/11, would watch again.
So, i was bored and started reading all the new pages of this thread.
Idk if Daru was being serious about where he works or not, but if he was...i gotta quit my job man, like, asap.
Im staring to think working at a grocery store turns people into raging MPD psycho's.
Idk if Daru was being serious
Idk if Daru was being serious
Idk if Daru was being serious
Seriously EU has fucking nothing on us,
Seriously EU has fucking nothing on us
You yourselves are our letter, written on our hearts, known and read by everyone.
I'm just sad that I read through 15 pages of comments without seeing a single response from Canary...
As the person who was smart/bored/dumb enough to download this video before Smoothrich originally took it off YouTube, I'd suggest that everyone calm the fuck down and just enjoy the comedic value of Uncle Smoothrich's drunken Christmas ramblings. I'm glad I uploaded this to KUTT ts though, we haven't had some good forum drama for a while; I'm just sad that I read through 15 pages of comments without seeing a single response from Canary...
15 pages in. Lets be honest here, NA drama best drama.
wow EU drama sux
If them muslams just killed your soldiers/poor people like everyone else does noone would care, they take many cajatees, and murrica would never get good and scared of them and take them seriously. Smearing some well-off murricans in New York got exactly the result they wanted.
Then again, maybe the towers just collapsed from too many obese people on the top floor, and Mcdonalds crashed a few planes to cover it up. 'Everyone eat your comfort food and start boycotting evil *foreign* foods, buy more burgers', it's the perfect crime.
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Only one neck? Imagine is a fake!
Jona, your axe is chipped, you should get that looked at.
If them muslams just killed your soldiers/poor people like everyone else does noone would care, they take many cajatees, and murrica would never get good and scared of them and take them seriously. Smearing some well-off murricans in New York got exactly the result they wanted.
Then again, maybe the towers just collapsed from too many obese people on the top floor, and Mcdonalds crashed a few planes to cover it up. 'Everyone eat your comfort food and start boycotting evil *foreign* foods, buy more burgers', it's the perfect crime.
huehuehuehue no
Is this even supposed to be a joke? Like, did you actually think you were making fun of NA in a snappy/intelligent manner with this post?
You should probably avoid resorting to bigotry if you're trying to be funny.
I upvoted it not for its humour, but for its legitimate possibility as a 9/11 theory.
humour 9/11
I sure hope you meant chin. Otherwise... well... wtf?
Besides, this is the reason Muricans are so fat. Yuropoor tears are unhealthy, but we just love to consume them all.
How to properly insult people over the internet:
Where does the 'poor' in Yuropoor come from, by the way?
Why is America the full of fatasses?
Welcome to internet NA vs EU, a continent of my old friends against a country of my old friends in which everybody is pretty much just
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There are cool NA's and EU's and there are the nerds who make us all look like Americunts and Europussies
kremsclanbestclan
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I'm pretty disappointed with the way this thread turned out
because our own GDP is higher than all of Europe's combined lol get rektNice joke, where do you find all this jingoistic nonsense?(click to show/hide)
numbers and words
It's relevant to this thread cos they look exactly like Smoothrich in the video. Smoothrich=America? :O