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Trading Elder's Wooden Stick for +3 stones, +3 torch, +3 hammer, other garbage
« on: July 06, 2011, 11:00:39 pm »
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Wanna be the most badass peasant with the most badass stick on the battlefield? Look no further!

It's a god damned motherfucking triple heirloomed stick. You heard me right.

This motherfucker is the real god damned deal.

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Lets talk about some of the stats on this horrifically powerful stick.

- speed rating: 100
You will be able to outspam any tin can fucker

- Knockdown
Yeah, if that fucker is giving you a hard time tell him to sit the fuck down and shut up

- 0 god damned slots
Take it with you when you are firing your long bow away

- weight: 1
Light as fuck

- No repair cost
Yeah thats right, fuck people up free of charge.

I want peasant items, feel free to offer me stuff.
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Re: Trading Elder's Wooden Stick for +3 stones, +3 torch, +3 hammer, +3 sumpter
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2011, 11:48:25 pm »
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That's a great use of 3 loom points. =D
At least it blocks, right? You should put that in the description!

Also, a whopping 16 damage.. trying to supress a massive facepalm. :shock:

Though I'm not saying you wouldn't be able to smack me upside the head with it..
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Re: Trading Elder's Wooden Stick for +3 stones, +3 torch, +3 hammer, +3 sumpter
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2011, 12:58:17 am »
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It's blunt damage too. Bounces? No way. Charge those tin cans!
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Re: Trading Elder's Wooden Stick for +3 stones, +3 torch, +3 hammer, +3 sumpter
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2011, 08:13:48 am »
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I'll give you 400K for it.
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Re: Trading Elder's Wooden Stick for +3 stones, +3 torch, +3 hammer, +3 sumpter
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2011, 01:30:23 pm »
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Quote from: Keshian on July 07, 2011, 08:13:48 am
I'll give you 400K for it.

NO GOLD
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Re: Trading Elder's Wooden Stick for +3 stones, +3 torch, +3 hammer, +3 sumpter
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2011, 01:32:18 pm »
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i give x1 steel buckler hahaha :D
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Re: Trading Elder's Wooden Stick for +3 stones, +3 torch, +3 hammer, +3 sumpter
« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2011, 01:34:49 pm »
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Re: Trading Elder's Wooden Stick for +3 stones, +3 torch, +3 hammer, +3 sumpter
« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2011, 08:13:52 pm »
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I know someone with +3 rocks.

I doubt he's gonna part with them though ;p
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Re: Trading Elder's Wooden Stick for +3 stones, +3 torch, +3 hammer, +3 sumpter
« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2011, 08:21:26 pm »
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Knockdown + BLUNT DAMAGE + No repair + 0 slots + 0 slots? OP!
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Re: Trading Elder's Wooden Stick for +3 stones, +3 torch, +3 hammer, +3 sumpter
« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2011, 08:23:11 pm »
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+3 long espada
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« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2011, 09:13:05 pm »
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Re: Trading Elder's Wooden Stick for +3 stones, +3 torch, +3 hammer, +3 sumpter
« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2011, 09:27:22 pm »
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+3 sumpter for your +3 torch
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Re: Trading Elder's Wooden Stick for +3 stones, +3 torch, +3 hammer, +3 sumpter
« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2011, 09:39:00 pm »
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damn that plus 3 sumpter is rather tempting... :lol:
How about 50 dollars for the lot?? (makes Pip voice) :P
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Re: Trading Elder's Wooden Stick for +3 stones, +3 torch, +3 hammer, +3 sumpter
« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2011, 09:45:20 pm »
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Quote from: Lordark on July 08, 2011, 09:39:00 pm
damn that plus 3 sumpter is rather tempting... :lol:
How about 50 dollars for the lot?? (makes Pip voice) :P

Is your ability to read impaired? I have the +3 wooden stick, I am looking for +3 stones, +3 torch, +3 hammer, +3 sumpter
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Re: Trading Elder's Wooden Stick for +3 stones, +3 torch, +3 hammer, +3 sumpter
« Reply #14 on: July 08, 2011, 11:18:59 pm »
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I offer a +3 wooden stick for your +3 sumpter!
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