Doubtingly and with a touch of foreboding, you gaze at the infamous robber den "Boozy Mishka's" - on the exterior an orderly and stout tavern that would have left a fine impression if not for the terrifying stuffed bear of monstrous size with an imbecile and stewed face and a keg marked "XXX" under its arm, which welcomes clients at the entrance. Heaving a deep sigh and remembering that you left your will for posterity in a conspicuous place, you plunge into the dark deeps of the dubious place...Making a turn to a corridor, you find yourself in pitch darkness. The lights went out, the door disappeared somewhere behind a corner. You can feel an ominous premonition rise in your gut. Suddenly, you see the Light at the end of the corridor. In the hope for the best you continue forward and stumble upon THIS:Dear Guests of Our Tavern, the main principles of our Splendid and Good faction, naturally clear for each and everyone, are henceforth stated. If you wish to know more, please read THIS (True and Highly Indubitable Standards) and then proceed to the drinking room, squeeze any swollen drunkard at hand and give him a good old interrogation under torture (alternatively, he will blab everything out for a drink, the stinker).
All the best,
Yours truly
Hateful Bastards
The Pillagers
The Pillagers
The Pillagers - THIS: is the Russian-speaking faction in the C-RPG&Strategus module and it was created by the not unknown Sir_Bertran on the principles of voluntary joining under the command of the ringleader and the elective consuls that are invested with the trust of the others.
Aims of the faction:Playing co-operatively in friendly atmosphere where everybody is comfortable with each other (apart from 2 exceptions that prove the rule) in the from of the gang of merry brigands.
The maing goal of the faction - to have fun in a cheerful group of players by the means of the game (namely cRPG as well as Strategus).
The current goal of the faction - to create and train a powerful, harmonious, well coordinated, highly skilled and large squad of gamers in order to have fun on the public servers and to offer the services of the said squad for hire in Strategus battles.
The strategic goal of the faction - to capture and to keep a small fief in the middle of nowhere and to establish, therefore, a base of daring operations with the Robber Baron's lair at its heart .
The pratical goal of the faction - to foray, to make plundering raids, to rob, to kidnap, to ravage, etc.
The roleplay goal of the faction - to step into the role of the malicious gang of raiders, adherents of the cult of
the Hairy Rage (see below), melee experts and jovial, rakish bastards.
*_Please note that the roleplay is simply a game within a game, and in real life we (with a couple of exceptions) do not abide by or endorse the truths and deeds as we do in the game, playing malignant raiders, rapists and robbers. The faction consists of calm, mature and law-abiding (again, with a couple of exceptions) people that wish nobody ill.
Membership: Mostly tranquil and adult people that play to relax and have a bit of fun, hence the foul language in our TeamSpeak channels is forbidden (lest you experience an emotional climax), and heart-to-heart talks are greatly encouraged.
*_A certain puerile gentleman by the name of Vlad have created a record of a talk in our channel which may be regarded as a perfect example of a pleasant, friendly and, of course, cheerful atmosphere in our TS channels. If such an evidence should be needed, it can be openly provided.
The tag of the faction: Usually a tag is regarded as a mark that shows that a player belongs to a certain organisation. We have expaded a bit on that. Our tag -
Nickname_The_Pillager - firslty reflects the vocation of those who entered Our faction, consequently,
Nickname_The_Pillager should be read as a sort of cognomen (*Sir_Bertran_Тhe_Troll*) or an indication of a trade (*Damon_The_Evil_Admin*). So everyone who is a pillager pillages during the game, and our tag is not a tag in the common sense of the word.
Moreover, according to the principles of the faction a tag is desirable but not mandatory. The following men of principle do not have it: Sir_Bertran (declines any tag since he started playing cRPG) and Logen (grudges spending 1000 gold (the bum)).
The structure of the faction:Leader - Robber Baron -
Sir_Bertran.Consuls - Elders -
Antonio_Zwerg, Obsidian.Assistants - Experts -
Mendosa, Alistan, berserk, Bezlikiy and others, for the opinion of each pillager (except that of Silver's) is of equal value for the leader and the whole faction. Diplomatic corps:
Doesntmeananything, Original_Sin.You can contact our leader at Steam - wild_tapok; or Skype - xobot_i.
Myself at Steam: Doesntmeananything; Skype: Doesntmeananything (Yes, I'm that creative)
And Original_Sin at Steam: localoliver
Faction's mottoes:- We'll pillage your village.
- What doesn't kill us makes us richer.
- If the fortune doesn't smile upon us, then we beat her till she does.
- Veni. Vidi. Raided-stole-oppressed.
An average faction member: An individual with a personality, a Robber, with a sense of humour and a high skill. We are proud that each and every (!) Pillager is a good, great or excellent person and a player. We believe that our faction is the most skilled in all Russian-speaking community, as we consist of nerds and geeks that waste their life on duel servers. Anyone who does not agree with this statement may freely throw down the gauntlet which we will gladly take up (round up at least 8 people against us). The team rating of the duellists will show the worth of the players.
Joining the faction: Your social status are of no importance to us. Black people, bums and bureaucrats have the same rights and responsibilities. However, we do care what kind of character you have and how well would you go with us.
Main requirements:- Sense of humour.
- Vivacity.
- Possession of a high skill.
- Desire to use that skill.
- Craving to oppress.
- Ironically, mental stability.
- Applications are to be sent in a free form, although the more you tell about yourself and why do you want to join, the better.
You can find us in TeamSpeak:
http://www.teamspeak-einstieg.de/invite/85.10.204.239/?port=9989At 'The Pillagers' channel.
Current membership:1. Sir_Bertran.
2. Sir_Alistan.
3. Antonio_Zwerg.
4. Tarrok.
5. Crashday.
6. Logen.
7. DarkFox.
8. Silver.
9. The_Stig.
10. Kozak.
11. EvgenBob.
12. Oman.
13. Mandarin.
14. Original Sin.
15. Doesn'tmeananything.
16. Obsidian.
17. Berserk.
18. Seymur.
19. Mendosa.
20. Bezlikiy.
21. Gidropinok.
22. Vienn.
23. PatrickStar.
24. Gan.
25. WaizarD.
26. Tamplier.
27. AndreasContys.
28. Nager.
29. MeiD.
30. Lust.
31. Thomas.
32. NickoBah.
33. Cobaka.
34. Sorokopud.
35. Himbo.
36. JLeman.
37. Killot.
38. Flong.
39. Moralby.
40. D4_Art.
41. Ivengo.
42. Ditrih.
43. BlackDevi.
44. Red_WaR.
45. Olgerd.
46. Dung_Beetle.
47. Grib.
48. kitren.
49. Ramzez.
50. Kouton.
51. Saviour.
The Pillagers: Strategus, Politics, Diplomacy and Services.
The Pillagers & Strategus.Activity of the faction: Highest.
Ambitions of the faction: Modest.
Lands of the faction: None.
The Pillagers & Politics.Policy: Armed neutrality, we are open for any
interesting suggestions.
Bloc: The Alliance of The Shogunate, The Caravan Guild and The Pillagers.
Friends: The Shogunate.
Allies: The Shogunate, The Caravan Guild.
Enemies: -
Implacable enemies: Han Hanich.
Strategus Plans and Pacts
Our current fiefs are
Emer,
Sarimish and
Saren.
Services of the faction: (for the gold, of course) You can hire B.U.T.T.F.U.C.K. - Band of Utterly Terrorising Types Fighting Under Cover of Knights
Commander:
Sir_Bertran - more than year of field command experience (since the release of the game).
Immensely skilled players:
DarkFox, Logen, Obsidian, The_Stig, Oman, Mendoza, Gun, Crushday, Tarrok, and many others who are less famous.Squad: 15-20 experienced, well coordinated and skilled players, with possible variations such as infantry only or infantry with a cavalry cover.
Payments: not yet specified.
Raids:- Plundering of caravans.
- Looting of villages.
- Sabotage.
- Reinforcement of villages.
Protection:- Caravan escort.
- Village protection.
- Anti-sabotage.
- Reinforcement of villages.
Battles- Fighting on your side.
- Not fighting on enemy side (if you pay more).
Hereby the THIS section ends, followed by roleplaynigly and ideologically stewed section. Beware!
(Coming soon)
translated, original text by Sir_Bertran
