Final Solution for Ninjas and Weabitches (Make it.. different)

[Zlisch_The_Butcher]

Ii am one of those people who find ninjas hopelessly gay.

They have laughable damage, they look gay, but they're also way to Japanese.

My suggestion is simple:

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Weabitch armors look by changing it with some goodlooking European or Arab shitz.
Katanas by changing them into Danish Greatswords.
Nodachis by removing them so that the poor fuckers who own them get free loompointz.

Nerf:
Their Japaneseness.

The reasoning is simple.
*Ninjas and Weaboos are gay.

* The pro-cavweabitches in cRPG moves their horses chars around with millimeter precision. This is not realistic for anyone who ever rode a horse moved around. They turn around on a dime, hitting you in the back about 3 seconds after you missed them. (Steppe horse weabitches at least) They can insta-stop..

* They get shot down from 2-3 hits from an archer or thrower. (But mysteriously survives a pike to the head..)

* They dodge arrows like a Ninja.. (This is the worst part, but vital for them of course, so I understand they have to do it)

* They run around in towns and mountains and rooftops and whatnot. Places where a horse gay my old friend would never be preferred, replace those with archers.

I totally don't wanna nerf or remove ninjas, I just wanna change it... what I wanna change is that weabitch armor look ugly as fuck, so why don't we change it to some good looking Arab or European shit? And that katana, it's really boring playstyle, so let's change

What do you think?

(Also: A lot of Weabitches will try to compensate by using Wakishashi so remove that gay shit too.)
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Improvement, eh?

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Less biased than Thomeks thread.

[Son Of Odin]

HAHAHA. Had a good laugh and at Thomek's expense. +1

[Everkistus]

Lol, a very good suggestion

[Lorenzo_of_Iberia]

This thread makes the most sense I have ever set my eyes upon in cRPG

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PS I have tried a STF ninja and it really is gay, so this suggestion should 100% be implemented

PPS I AM NOT BIASED AT ALL

[Thomek]

Just go and cry Zlisch and all other horselovers.

Cav will get nerfs or be changed sooner or later. The metagame sucks like it is, and it will only get worse before it gets better.
And that OP was just so funny and original and trolly I think I can't control myself!

Zlisch, you have zero talent, you are not funny, you are just a useless piece of crap enjoying to troll around on your poney.

And idk what is more gay, although I admit we all are.

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Thomek mad

[Lorenzo_of_Iberia]

Just go and cry Zlisch and all other horselovers.

Cav will get nerfs or be changed sooner or later. The metagame sucks like it is, and it will only get worse before it gets better.
And that OP was just so funny and original and trolly I think I can't control myself!

Zlisch, you have zero talent, you are not funny, you are just a useless piece of crap enjoying to troll around on your poney.

And idk what is more gay, although I admit we all are.

It's so beautiful  :')

[Lord_Panos]

Ranged dudes say about cav

Footmen say about ranged

Cav dudes say about pikes & ranged



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stop whining for everything,Ok I hate ranged and I hate ninjas playstyle but instead of whining I try to find ways to encounter them..Whining won`t do any good..

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Leave the drama to NA drama queens 

[Everkistus]

stuff

Once again I fully agree with Panos. Good stuff.

[Ninja_Khorin]

I would like to see sources that ninjas are gay.
As far as I know ninjas share only three things in common:

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1.    Ninjas are mammals.
2.    Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3.    The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

Other definitive proof that there are non-gay ninjas is this film script written by one of the best known ninjas ever, Robert Hamburger:

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Dark smoke fills the scene and pump up music slowly gets louder.  The audience sees a ninja and his girlfriend eating at a super expensive restaurant.  The girlfriend is so hot that steam is coming out of her mouth or hair.  Some old idiot is sitting by the couple.  The idiot is giving the girlfriend "the eye" and popping like 16 boners.  But the ninja sees the boners and the music really pumps up.  The audience knows this guy is dead meat for sure.  But out of nowhere, the old idiot pulls off his jacket to show that he is a pirate with lasers and everything.  The ninja is like yeah right who cares and then pops the biggest boner ever, bigger than the biggest blackest boner alive.  The ninja's boner smashes the entire restaurant.  Every single one of the pirate's boners explodes while making a whistling sound.  The ninja looks back at his girlfriend.  She smiles and they pork.

Here is proof that in 1986 a ninja porked 500 babes in one go:

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Upgrading the katanas to Danish Great swords does sound tempting, my dear Zlisch. That would definately solve most of my problems with the cavalry and that helmet would save me from plenty of grief from archers and horse archers. It would definately only buff ninjas.
 However, the problem is that the Danish Great Sword according to my quick google search seems even more gay than the katana currently is. What's my proof, I hear you weak voices whisper? Well, when I googled katana, I found just a bunch of pictures of katana. That seems normal.

However, when I googled Danish Great Sword, on the fourth row of pictures there was already influences of gay. Here's what I mean:

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I mean. There are just so many metaphors for gay in that it's unbelievable. A few pics after that I saw this:

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Honestly. That's pretty gay. And once I found myself to the 12th row I saw pictures of tons of seemingly gay men and evetually stumbled to this picture which in my opinion is the greatest proof of how gay the danish great sword is:

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Seriously.

However, I do recognize that the katana does look Japanese which I have to say, I prefer over the obvious gayness of the Danish Great Sword.


In case your still wondering how gay the Danish Great Sword is. Here is another picture of one:

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I mean... Who decorates his sword hilt with hairy balls?

Sources:
http://www.realultimatepower.net/
http://www.google.fi/ and pictures found in the google searches.

Ta ta, gents. I need to finish my other essay now.

[Leshma]

According to Zlisch, I'll get 3 loompoints for my MW Nodachi. That's two million gold. I'm in.

[Zlisch_The_Butcher]

Cav will get nerfs or be changed sooner or later. The metagame sucks like it is, and it will only get worse before it gets better.
And that OP was just so funny and original and trolly I think I can't control myself!

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But Thomek, I thought your final solution suggestion was a change in playstyle and totally not a huge fucking nerf...
You lied to us Thomek? 

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BTW: That picture of a horse is a hell of a lot less gay (infact I think that horse is straight) than you my old friends dressing up in black going out late night partying and buttraping each other.

And Chlorine please just jump out of the closet you gay ass ninja fucker... BTW: The real reason you wouldn't mind having your my old friendtana changed into a danish greatsword is the very fact that you saw something on it that you thought looked like balls... (if your balls look like that I'd advice going to the doctor btw)

EDIT: Leshma, you deserve it for holding onto such a gay in need of change weapon.
REMEMBER! THIS THREAD IS ABOUT BUFFING/CHANGING THE NINJAS BY CHANGING THEIR PLAYSTYLE! AND UNLIKE THOMEKS THREAD MY SUGGESTIONS WOULD ACTUALLY BUFF NINJAS!

[Ronin]

Claiming that horse is gay, just because it is white; is gay.

[Ninja_Khorin]

Such anger. Have I insulted you? In that case, please let me apologize immediately for any offense I may have caused.

You seem to really want me to be gay, though. Any particular reason? I've heard gay people like men dressed in tight black leather.

Also, I would like to point out that I have no issues with gay people, live long and prosper my merry friends.