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PROfessionalz (NA_CRPG_HEROES) INVITE ONLY CLUB
« on: April 17, 2012, 09:00:27 am »
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Introducing NA-CRPG's Finest Heroes
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MISSION STATEMENT:
    Have you become way too good at internet Swords and Horses and are tired of being in your boring non Elitist clan? Is your D too raw? Are people always mad that you are styling on them? Do you have to see a fucking chiropractor daily because you put the team on your back? Well, then this is the Club for you. We are strictly invite only and trolling is mandatory. Basically you must be a BAUCE to be accepted into this prestigious fellowship.
             
             
SLOGAN:
1% of the players get 99% of the kills -- We Are The 1%
     
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ROSTER:
PRO_TheSerge   -   Head Nigga In Charge aka President of Punani.
PRO_Merideus_n1k   -   I'm Not a Gynecologist But I'll Take A Look.
PRO_ORiJiN_n1k   -   Undisputed World Champion Of Ping Pong.
PRO_Ashtre_SV   -   Relax, I just like to cuddle.
PRO_roymorrison   -   Only 1% of Ambassadors Can Prevent Forest Fires.
PRO_Flying_Dildos   -   Call Me Ford, Baby I Explore Her.
PRO_Cavalieres_Aegon   -   Beer is the Answer, But I Can't Remember The Question.
PRO_R1ck_R0ss   -   Lord Boss Don of KFC Pimpin.
PRO_Jar_SV   -   Dude, You're Getting a Bucket!
PRO_Cyranule_BRD   -   Gods gift to C-RPG and Asian Women.
PRO_Robin_Longstride    -    Hello Kitty Swag. French Chix Love Me Longtime.
PRO_GoD_TurmoilTom_BS_SV   -   99 percentage domination. Rinse, Wash, Repeat.
PRO_Fabulous_Sherben   -   Practice Safe Lunch, Use Condiments.
PRO_Galv_The_Executioner   -   I Just Awesomed All Over The Place.
PRO_Cavalieres_Huey_Newton   -   I do not expect the white media to create positive black male images.
PRO_Sigvard_SV  -   I Go Hard In The Paint For Korean Chix.
PRO_Voester  -   Fuck Yeah spicy buffalo chicken wings!
PRO_SHinOCK  -   Bacon bits on my poutine, all day errday.
PRO_vick  -   Where the fine black chicks at?
PRO_miggy  -   Hollaaaaaaaaaa
PRO_BigSandwich  -   Hi, I like turtles.
PRO_maeday  -   Not a basic bitch chu kno?.. my kitty goes meow :3
PRO_bro_BADPLAYER  -   I like long walks on the beach, trailer homes and not shaving.
PRO_Smoothrich  -   Official Grindacologist. Sarah Palin is my mom.
PRO_Tydeus  -   I love pussy, I love bitches, dude.. I should be runnin' PETA.
PRO_MM_Princess_Karma  -   I roll up a carpet and use it as a tampon.
PRO_Shik  -   Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
PRO_A_Bear_IRL  -   Yogi Bear had sex with my Mom.
PRO_Lamk  -   My favorite pokemon is jigglypuff.
PRO_Sauce  -   I like my vaginas like I like my koolaid -- purple with coolwhip.
PRO_Hannibal  -   A really hot asian girl at school friendzoned me because I play mount&blade.
PRO_RichieRich_BRD  -   They call me bullseye on the streets of SoCal, cuz I hit that g-spot.
PRO_MrShine  -   I was hired as an underwear model for a marketing strategy to arouse african american women.
PRO_Qaki  -   Ducks Fly Together. Quack Quack!
PRO_Kevin_the_D  -   I'm on a boat.
PRO_Vaft  -   My mom bought me a cool hannah montana backpack from chinatown. $w@g.
PRO_excav_pls_420  -   King of KD 420drivebyallday     
PRO_Mars  -   30 seconds to a chocolate bar.
PRO_The_Sosarian_Knight  -   Captain of the Jamaican Bobsled Team, I draw my power from the sun.
     

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« Last Edit: May 30, 2012, 04:10:29 am by Sergee »
PROUD MEMBER OF THE 1%

THE 99% WILL LOOK UP AND SAY "FEED ME"
AND I WILL SHIT DOWN THEIR THROATS.

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Re: PRO Clan (NA PRO"S ONLY)
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2012, 09:05:55 am »
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Re: PRO Clan (NA PRO"S ONLY)
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2012, 09:06:33 am »
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is what this clan is

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Re: PRO Clan (NA PRO"S ONLY)
« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2012, 09:06:59 am »
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'am in.
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Re: PRO Clan (NA PRO"S ONLY)
« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2012, 09:10:51 am »
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I do not approve of this cause im in the 2%
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Re: PRO Clan (NA PRO"S ONLY)
« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2012, 09:11:17 am »
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word
This community hurts my brains, a lot.

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Re: PRO Clan (NA PRO"S ONLY)
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2012, 09:32:21 am »
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I approve of this message.

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Re: PRO Clan (NA PRO"S ONLY)
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2012, 12:16:19 pm »
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still not as good as the bro clan cuz were bros we'll always be better than the pros stfu gtfo nooblord

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Jackie who?

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Re: PRO Clan (NA PRO"S ONLY)
« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2012, 05:53:26 pm »
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PRO CLAN HAS COMBINED POWERSTRIKE OF OVER 9000.

IF YOU ARE NOT PRO GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR THREAD.

I AM OFFICIAL PRO CLAN AMBASSADOR TO THE 99%.  MY FIRST OFFICIAL MESSAGE AS PRO CLAN AMBASSADOR : IF YOU ARE THE 99% FUCK YOU.
THE 99% WILL LOOK UP AND SAY "FEED ME"

AND I WILL SHIT DOWN THEIR THROATS.

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Re: PRO Clan (NA PRO"S ONLY)
« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2012, 06:07:54 pm »
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Best of wishes for your Pro clan!

Can't wait to see you teach all those Beta Males a lesson they will never forget on internet Swords and Horses!
I'm not normal and I don't pretend so, my approach is pretty much a bomb crescendo.
Death is a fun way to pass the time though, several little bullets moving in staccato.
The terror of my reign will live on in infamy, singing when they die like a dead man's symphony.

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Re: PRO Clan (NA PRO"S ONLY)
« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2012, 06:10:11 pm »
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The crusty shit around old peoples mouths is better at this game than you.

TLDR: tears of destiny get out.
THE 99% WILL LOOK UP AND SAY "FEED ME"

AND I WILL SHIT DOWN THEIR THROATS.

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Re: PRO Clan (NA PRO"S ONLY)
« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2012, 07:39:59 pm »
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Tears you are like the definition of BETA male
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PROUD MEMBER OF THE 1%

THE 99% WILL LOOK UP AND SAY "FEED ME"
AND I WILL SHIT DOWN THEIR THROATS.

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Re: PRO Clan (NA PRO"S ONLY)
« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2012, 08:30:24 pm »
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Let the couching begin....

And good luck with your clan of elitist!
My horse is named pebbles and we like to try.

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Re: PRO Clan (NA PRO"S ONLY)
« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2012, 08:54:02 pm »
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TO BE CONSIDERED FOR SELECTION TO THE MASTER RACE PRO CLAN POST SCREENSHOTS OF YOU CRUSHING THE PROLETARIAT UNDER YOUR JEWEL ENCRUSTED BOOT HEEL

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BREAK TABLES WITH YOUR MASSIVE IMAGES BECAUSE WE ARE THE 1% AND GIVE NO FUCKS
THE 99% WILL LOOK UP AND SAY "FEED ME"

AND I WILL SHIT DOWN THEIR THROATS.