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cRPG is looking for help! [php coder]
« on: December 21, 2011, 08:23:40 pm »
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The biggest bottleneck right now is actually that we don't have a lot of time to code right now. So, we are wondering if anyone would be interesting in joining our team as a coder. It would be mostly new strat features, but also learning the warband module system (which is actually pretty funny to code, if you have some talent).

It's not really urgent, but if we see someone that could fit the team, we'd be interested in giving it a try.

Also, it's not really the coding skill that is the most important factor for us, but if you are a person we like spending time with. Because it's a hobby, after all. Also, IRC is used for most of the communication, obviously.

So what we can offer is
 - a lot of unwarrented rage from the community for new features,
 - immoral bastards nagging you to cheat for them,
 - hookers, in all different qualitites and quantities

We're mostly working in batches, so code nonstop for a day, then do nothing for a week. Something like that.

Edit: Also, for the ratio, it would be best if you were american and female.
Edit2: and black.
« Last Edit: December 21, 2011, 08:30:17 pm by chadz »

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Re: cRPG is looking for help! [php coder]
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2011, 08:41:12 pm »
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You surely mean "coloured", not black. Black is racist. You racist.
Joker makes a very good point.
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Re: cRPG is looking for help! [php coder]
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2011, 08:44:44 pm »
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Me me me me

Btw, I actually finished a php projet today... And I'll be free of work for like, three weeks at least, then I'll have some (quite easy this time) exams.

Really interested in the module system... I don't know anything about it though.


And I'm also interested in seeing the don.key crew in action ^^. Helping you guys with the coding, hopefully allowing for others to balance the mod better and make it more enjoyable ;)


I'll be on IRC and I'm a black asian jew redhead communist grandma. Is that ok ?

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Re: cRPG is looking for help! [php coder]
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2011, 08:56:11 pm »
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Monkeys!

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Re: cRPG is looking for help! [php coder]
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2011, 09:16:23 pm »
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piVnArp9ZE0

(had to be done)

Damn it.

lol. at my american study courses at university they told us that colored is racist and black is the neutral term for afro-americans.

Use Nigga to avoid connotations. Although it's making fun out of the asian accent :s

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Re: cRPG is looking for help! [php coder]
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2011, 09:30:23 pm »
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Well, well, well, the donkey needs help huh? So the community can do something for you, now as a matter of fact, you can also do something for the community. I say

DO NOT HELP THE DONKEYLORD UNTIL HE REMOVES LADDERS FROM BATTLE!

Who's with me?

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Re: cRPG is looking for help! [php coder]
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2011, 09:39:53 pm »
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Teach me and it will be done  :)

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Re: cRPG is looking for help! [php coder]
« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2011, 09:43:18 pm »
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Well, well, well, the donkey needs help huh? So the community can do something for you, now as a matter of fact, you can also do something for the community. I say

DO NOT HELP THE DONKEYLORD UNTIL HE REMOVES LADDERS FROM BATTLE!

Who's with me?

I don't think they need people that bad.

Although ladders have to be removed from battle ofc. Or buildings have to be easily set on fire.

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Re: cRPG is looking for help! [php coder]
« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2011, 09:45:32 pm »
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Well, well, well, the donkey needs help huh? So the community can do something for you, now as a matter of fact, you can also do something for the community. I say

DO NOT HELP THE DONKEYLORD UNTIL HE REMOVES LADDERS FROM BATTLE!

Who's with me?

Maybe your first task is removing ladders from battle. Who knows.

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Re: cRPG is looking for help! [php coder]
« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2011, 09:47:23 pm »
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Maybe your first task is removing ladders from battle. Who knows.

That doesn't sound too difficult. Probably akin to how siege equipment is forbidden in DTV...

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Re: cRPG is looking for help! [php coder]
« Reply #10 on: December 21, 2011, 09:52:22 pm »
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The things they offer are awesome...

Just one question, where do you get your hookers from?

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Re: cRPG is looking for help! [php coder]
« Reply #11 on: December 21, 2011, 09:53:00 pm »
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I don't think they need people that bad.

Although ladders have to be removed from battle ofc. Or buildings have to be easily set on fire.
I'm fucking desperate man.

Maybe your first task is removing ladders from battle. Who knows.
I'm probably going to cry tears of joy as soon as I read that.

Which reminds me. Why the fuck won't you remove ladders? I'm serious, the roofcamping is getting more ridiculous every day and is in no way good for balance or fun. chadz, whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

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Re: cRPG is looking for help! [php coder]
« Reply #12 on: December 21, 2011, 10:10:39 pm »
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I might as well give this a try :?

I have no experience with php coding, but I have been using the Module System for maybe a year or so know. I am not that good at making new scripts, but I know the basics. So if you want a lot of easy work done then let me know. Not sure if I would find that that entertaining, but who cares. Coding is fun as long as you code something fun :)

Oh and I am european, white and male. That sounds just about right to what you want, right?

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Re: cRPG is looking for help! [php coder]
« Reply #13 on: December 21, 2011, 11:45:30 pm »
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The biggest bottleneck right now is actually that we don't have a lot of time to code right now. So, we are wondering if anyone would be interesting in joining our team as a coder. It would be mostly new strat features, but also learning the warband module system (which is actually pretty funny to code, if you have some talent).

It's not really urgent, but if we see someone that could fit the team, we'd be interested in giving it a try.

Also, it's not really the coding skill that is the most important factor for us, but if you are a person we like spending time with. Because it's a hobby, after all. Also, IRC is used for most of the communication, obviously.

So what we can offer is
 - a lot of unwarrented rage from the community for new features,
 - immoral bastards nagging you to cheat for them,
 - hookers, in all different qualitites and quantities

We're mostly working in batches, so code nonstop for a day, then do nothing for a week. Something like that.

Edit: Also, for the ratio, it would be best if you were american and female.
Edit2: and black.

hm, interesting.
I guess you don't mean hookers, but a hitch somewhere...?

seriously:
coding is not exactly my weapon of choice, though I did some stuff in c# and processing and therefore really know the basics of coding - aaand I'm a fast learner if necessary (php would be new to me). you only know me for making the loading screens, but I can do a lot more. 3D modelling, photoshop editing, animation, conception, interface design.
... things I didn't do, and that's where I'm quite insecure, is using the module system and creating 3D/animations which this game will take - I failed here, because I couldn't afford the time. this might be my chance to learn it.
what I also have is a head full of theory about games, plus I'm good at creating ideas how to implement certain game defining ... stuff. I think this game design knowledge is the most important thing I could possibly contribute to building strategus.

I have worked with teams before, my feedback to what I did in this community was always positive (afaik), and I'm easy going.

and now, very important to add: my time is borrowed - I'm a student ... and I have this workshop which I won't give up ...
I think it's just fair to point that out, because if you want me, you have me; if you look for a pure coder and/or don't need an allrounder right now, that's all fine and maybe the best choice if you don't want to fight with game design decisions and my ideas on them.
consider, I'll be around.

so far.
Kajia


edit: I'll gladly ignore your offers. for now.
edit2: idc about this your ratio.

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Re: cRPG is looking for help! [php coder]
« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2011, 12:30:07 am »
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Well, I'm interested. I have some experience with php and mysql, made some websites from time to time, but I'm a bit rusty at it now heh. Other than that I have worked some with java, though not with python, but this should be a good way for me to learn it. I'll be a bit busy the next week, but after that I should be available.

You'll find me on irc if you have more questions.