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Re: Horses dont have genitalia
« Reply #30 on: January 20, 2012, 11:38:17 pm »
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Horse boner can only be used in an attack when charging an enemy at full speed, horse member erect, holding down ctrl, and jumping directly over the enemy.  Then the rigid genitalia would strike the opposing player in the mouth, qualifying as a couched head-shot.

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Re: Horses dont have genitalia
« Reply #31 on: January 21, 2012, 06:41:37 pm »
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Horse boner can only be used in an attack when charging an enemy at full speed, horse member erect, holding down ctrl, and jumping directly over the enemy.  Then the rigid genitalia would strike the opposing player in the mouth, qualifying as a couched head-shot.
This! Should the cum work as poison aswel?
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Re: Horses dont have genitalia
« Reply #32 on: January 21, 2012, 09:33:27 pm »
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This! Should the cum work as poison aswel?
Let's steal the code from Mercenaries xbow wound system.

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Re: Horses dont have genitalia
« Reply #33 on: January 23, 2012, 09:57:27 am »
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Re: Horses dont have genitalia
« Reply #34 on: January 23, 2012, 03:51:40 pm »
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Why has no one yet suggested that dedicated cav be able to mate with their horses and produce centaurs, or be given the option to become a centaur after retirement?

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Re: Horses dont have genitalia
« Reply #35 on: January 23, 2012, 08:45:55 pm »
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Why has no one yet suggested that dedicated cav be able to mate with their horses and produce centaurs, or be given the option to become a centaur after retirement?

That's ok and all...but don't forget to start the thread titled "Centaurs dont have genitalia" once the change is made...so we get this important feature in play.

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Re: Horses dont have genitalia
« Reply #36 on: January 24, 2012, 12:02:51 pm »
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Yes centaurs FTW.
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