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Horses.  Poop.  c-RPG.  Yes?

Yes.  Horse poop will enhance my gameplay experience.
128 (69.9%)
No.  Fun = Realism therefore I hate fun.
5 (2.7%)
Horses don't poop in real life and I can prove it.
50 (27.3%)

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[STATS] Horses Don't Poop
« on: September 28, 2011, 07:06:28 pm »
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Why don't they poop?  Every time I go to a parade the horses there poop all the time.  I haven't gone to a parade in years so maybe they fixed that but if not this needs to be looked at in c-RPG.

Occasional bathroom breaks for horses that slow them to a stop for a moment would help fix this problem.  Perhaps you could adjust this randomness/ get them regular if you feed them certain types of food.  I'll let cmp work out the details with WSE.

Thanks in advance.

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Re: [STATS] Horses Don't Poop
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2011, 07:08:23 pm »
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Lack of poop ruins all immersion, i agree.

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Re: [STATS] Horses Don't Poop
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2011, 07:09:39 pm »
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Lack of poop ruins all immersion, i agree.

I want to immerse myself in poop. *shivers*
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Re: [STATS] Horses Don't Poop
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2011, 07:15:10 pm »
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you forgot to add a pole : /
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Re: [STATS] Horses Don't Poop
« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2011, 07:15:46 pm »
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STATS

Thanks in advance.

You said these are stats. Could we get a pie chart or a bar graph displaying the amount of horse shit in crpg up to this point, and maybe compare that to what it would be like in real life?
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Re: [STATS] Horses Don't Poop
« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2011, 07:32:39 pm »
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You said these are stats. Could we get a pie chart or a bar graph displaying the amount of horse shit in crpg up to this point, and maybe compare that to what it would be like in real life?
you forgot to add a pole : /

I said stats because with the new changes that chadz mentioned if 50% of people agree with me the devs are forced to implement my suggested change.  Added poll to make this dream a reality.
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Re: [STATS] Horses Don't Poop
« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2011, 07:35:05 pm »
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If you step in the poop you are stunned for 15 seconds while you clean the poop off your boot with a look of utter disgust
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Re: [STATS] Horses Don't Poop
« Reply #7 on: September 28, 2011, 07:41:18 pm »
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Well, he actually said if 50% agree with you the devs will consider it.

But I made this for you.
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Re: [STATS] Horses Don't Poop
« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2011, 07:46:31 pm »
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Well, he actually said if 50% agree with you the devs will consider it.

But I made this for you.
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(Seeing poophammer did remind me that cRPG does have a little poop)

Thank you, added to OP!
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Re: [STATS] Horses Don't Poop
« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2011, 09:26:35 pm »
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By default lvl 1-7 chars should be covered in the stuff.

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Re: [STATS] Horses Don't Poop
« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2011, 10:27:13 pm »
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I would just like to state that the majority vote is overwhelmingly 'yes'.

The community has spoken.  3 out of 4 c-RPG players demand more horse poop.

Devs can send me a pm to discuss implementation timeline, advisement, etc.
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Re: [STATS] Horses Don't Poop
« Reply #11 on: September 28, 2011, 10:45:22 pm »
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mister shine,  poop advisor.
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Re: [STATS] Horses Don't Poop
« Reply #12 on: September 28, 2011, 11:17:01 pm »
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Well, he actually said if 50% agree with you the devs will consider it.

But I made this for you.
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(Seeing poophammer did remind me that cRPG does have a little poop)

A little poop, but not nearly enough
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Re: [STATS] Horses Don't Poop
« Reply #13 on: September 29, 2011, 12:55:48 am »
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I think there should be random change that infantry will fall down because poop is slippery.
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Re: [STATS] Horses Don't Poop
« Reply #14 on: September 29, 2011, 01:11:46 am »
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Maybe we could make the horse poop on command with the Q menu

Q-H-P for horse poop
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